Thinking about it there was some sketty fat bitch in a kids park by me the other day who laughed at me because I was wearing a helmet, then came up to me and said "Aren't you a big man jumping all over toys for kids!" to which I replied "yeah you're much cooler, using those same 'toys' to hide your under-age smoking addiction." This didn't go down well and soon I was having a talk with her boyfriennd who told me I was a helmet wanker, a dickhead and then told me to f**k off, when I didn't he sat down and mumbled various insults at me under his breath.