Dwarf Shortage

The turd-dildo one near the end is horrific.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! http://thenicestplaceontheinter.net/ EDIT: You might want to visit that after reading this, the grimmest sex tales ever. http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/uwd2j/get_you_throwaways_ready_what_is_the_grossest/

Ordered Dark Souls and it's finally arrived today, let the dying commence

X-Men: First Class is siiiiiiiiiiiick.

Repost?

Either sign up to wordpress.com or set up your own domain with a wordpress install on a free hosting service.

Got Netflix free 30 day trial last month and then forgot to cancel it before it was up, definitely wouldn't pay for it willingly, there's a poor selection of films, with like one good film to every 100 awful ones. Worth getting the free trial just for Battle Royale, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas though.

In for PM if a TF server gets put together, also if you're not using mods you're missing out enormously, the modding scene is immense for Minecraft and relatively easy to do. Single player's easy peasy lemon squeezy to get for free, and there's a demo out there somewhere if you don't want to pirate it.

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I was thinking about this on the bus today, but how do you actually escape from a bear? Can they run up hills? And down hills? Do you stay still? Do you run? The actual animal, not the big gay men or any other hilarious homonyms.

http://voomusic.bandcamp.com/ Dates, Facts & Figures available for free download, also just got my tweet favourited and retweeted by Voo's twitter, score.

This, but with Pimms, Peach Schnappes and Apple Sourz.

Law Abiding Citizen is awesome.

Both fittings and bulbs, I'm not sure on wattage, it's for a red eared slider terrapin, I've read they should be around 50-100w, but I'm not entirely sure.

Anyone on here selling a heat lamp and a UVA/UVB lamp?

f**k every single other clock ever. http://iprl.wz.cz/

It's not really worth focusing so much on one minor mistake, it's not going to be a game breaker if you have a little face dancing, especially if the rest of the date was all dandy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFk23ATUh58

I ran a Ubunutu live CD but can't get into the BIOS to make it boot from cdrom, so it just boots up XP straight away.

This. No input whatsoever

My sister's handed me her PC and asked me to fix it, it's a Fujitsu Scaleo P, running Windows XP. The computer boots fine, loads up the XP login screen no problem, but none of the USB inputs work, so I can't use a keyboard or a mouse to get past the login screen. On startup it flashes a 'No keyboard detected' notice, and I can't use a PS2 mouse/keyboard because there isn't any PS2 inputs, only USB. I've tried resetting the BIOS using the jumpers, tried using my own mice and keyboards, nothing. Anyone know anything else I could try?

PM'd

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1723811/