Dwarf Shortage

This, but I ate cornflakes out of a bin (playing 'Eat that!'). There's a shop near me called Rays, and they get everything that's out of date and sell it mega cheap, some epic stuff sometimes, mostly shit though, and buying anything's a gamble.

My local Halfords is run by retarded monkeys, my nephew got a bike from there last month, on the display model the stem was upside down, 3 out of 4 brake pads were missing, and the gyro was f**ked.

Interested, pics? And what advantages does flashing it do? Can it easily be reverted to standard OS like Jailbreaking?

Mad vid.

Some kid at my local skatey has one of these, stood it up against the fence, it fell over, hit the ground and fell apart.

Picked up an Android phone a year ago and it just felt shoddy, stuff didn't work and it was pretty slow, so I've shied away from pretty much anything Android-related since, but I had a go on my mate's Wildfire last night and it seemed pretty good, good enough to tempt me away from an iPhone anyway, so I'm gonna go HTC with my next phone. Liking the look of the Desire, but mainly after people's experiences with any HTC phone, go!

They can't be that much of a faggot if they get killed and then power through death to complain about it. I haven't actually worn eyeliner myself, but I've been pinned down by girls and had it put on, so I've kinda worn it? Although I don't know how much the eyeliner affected it, I did end up with one of them for a while, so if you're using eyeliner to get pussy, and it works, then you can scarcely call it 'gay'. If you're using eyeliner to advertise yourself to the gay population, then, yeah, you might be 'gay'.

Option 2, Pimms!

PC magazine put a demo out, multiplayer is definitely where it shines, but you can definitely get down in single player. The sinking hours into it thing can be applied to pretty much any game, my mate's made £30 after people paid him to give them a shit ton of 'decent items', he just got a list of what they wanted, made up a price, got their details + saves, went into his modded .jar, used TooManyItems to get all the stuff they wanted in about 10 clicks, and then give them back their saves with a load of diamonds, gold, etc. Made about £30 for literally 10 minutes work, I'm fair tempted to do it myself but it's such little effort I almost feel bad. I've got Terraria as well, but I'm getting bored with having gotten no decent items for ages and networking problems.

+ Your gaps are looking great, me jelly. - Get a tripod, or a mate who doesn't have constant violent twitches. - Edit dabs out, kinda ruins the feat. - Awful tune. + Your riding improves with every vid you put out! It's basically what's already been said by everyone, but another comment you can have!

Was just playing Minecraft, with this 'super photo realistic' texture pack, walked out my house just after selecting the texture pack, and was greeted by this. Absolutely shit my pants!

I thought this was Has Anyone Seen My Shoe? under a different account, the actual topic is even weirder than what I thought it would be. I don't remember reading a post from you that wasn't infused with anger haha!

It looks like he's sniffing his hand, and then being happy about what his hand smells of.

What's the trick?

Alright, I'm after a tablet PC, preferably Android. I'm gonna go down to Maplin at some point and have a look at some, just after some people who've got/had one to point out which to look out for/stay away from. Budget: Under £200 Used for: Listening to music, internet, Facebook and stuff, apps and games, etc., needs to be able to multitask, and I'd like it to have some degree of portability. Pretty much an iPad, but smaller and without the crippling restrictions.

I get 3,150 results, couldn't find you in the first 5 and gave up.

Tesco tubes, cheap and cheerful, lasted ages on my back wheel. Steer clear from Halfords, they're pretty expensive for tubes and I've gone through 3 in 2 weeks.

Limitless! Awesome! Not an action-packed storyline, but a neat little concept.

They prefer to be called 'cougars' nowadays. Matt, is that a bashring in your avatar or a UFO?

You should've started walking where you were watching!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrypdueIJew

HIDE YO' KIDS. HIDE YO' WIFE.

Not sure, I used my Gmail account but I'm about to go to my girlfriend's and she wants me to invite her, and she's on hotmail, so I'll let you know.

Post or PM me your email and I'll invite you, I've just checked and he's right, no girls allowed. Also said something about a zero tolerance policy on midgets as well...

Got this today, doesn't look too bad, a lot cleaner than FB and none of those f**king groups, which is already a million times better. You still after an invite JT?