Got an update guys.
At work today, waterlooville halfords. Guy notorious for coming in to order expensive parts and not buy them comes up the stairs, I see him and smile (standard retail shit), he smiles back missing front tooth. I look at bike thinking that looks strange.
Come back up from getting a bike from out back, deal with customer. Just me and co worker with no tooth man.
I ask him if that bike is new to him, he says he got it about 2 days ago. It's that f**king red one with the f**ked up suspension. Jesus christ I was amazed.