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Holy jumpin' f*ckin' Jesus.

I hate, and I mean seriously f**king hate, the sound of people eating. That god damn swishing noise does my f**king nut in. Holy hell I hate it so bad.

Moving into my room at Portsmouth Uni on the 30th (September) to study Geology for three years. I hope I can stop being a twat and actually work.

FairUse - f**kin awesome program.

Man that video was annoying.

Jennifer Anniston

Awesome riding mate

I wanted to laugh.

Not a fan but good job anyway

Rohypnol?

Firstly - how the feck was he supposed to see the gravel? Try going 30mph down the road and count how many pebbles you notice as they wizz by on the tarmac while trying not to crash. Hard isn't it? Secondly - Anticipate everything? Bollocks. In that case you should've been looking over your shoulder every few seconds incase some careless/blind driver decides to twat you up the rear. Thirdly - Yes it does. Obviously. Driving over some gravel on a roundabout in a car will not result in a skid-out where you lose half your skin, whereas the same on a motorbike probably will. Also, think about the prejudice on the roads. People on bikes often act like twats when near cars (overtaking, undertaking, following too closely etc.) which results in car drivers not giving a f**k about bikers and cutting them up. The experiences you have on the road are hugely influenced by what vehicle you're in. Your comments about Mark's dad falling off were dumb. He's only human and doesn't notice everything. I'm sure he was being a decent motorist and looking to his right before pulling on to the roundabout, not preparing himself for a pebble on the road, terrorist attack, meteor shower, oil spillage, attack from a seagull or anything else that he should be 'anticipating'. Grow up kid.

Ctrl+Shift+I is the shortcut for inverse, incase any of you weren't aware.

Why sell before finding a house to buy? If they push on with the completion you could be homeless.

Tell him not to bother.

I wanna see the damage!

Apart from the shirts looking cack, the only beef I have with them is putting them on young kids. I'd quite happily wear a t-shirt with 'CUNT' or something similar written on it in public but wouldn't endorse a 12 year old wearing it.

Better park carefully.

Have a good'un! Happy Birthday.

Or just run your car on chip fat. I know people who do that. (I think I'd better specify that you should only do this to a diesel car. You never know how dumb some people can be.)

Armageddon made me cry. I'll remember more as the day goes on I'm sure.

Jesus. Saw it coming but even so, you still never quite expect it. Thanks for the laughs Steve, RIP mate.

I dunno, just slap some colours on there!

I would die without it!

Surround that son of a bitch with colour and it'll be fantastic.