Rich Pearson

Very, very nice. We like vees. Rich

Felix Mucke's legal team is gonna be all over your ass with copyright infringements Awesome stuff man, can't wait to see you riding again. Rich

Just remembered another great prawn one: On friday the 13th - Jenny (nicks mum): See, it wasn't that unlucky, you didn't fall off your bike once. Nick: Yes but my f**king car blew up though didn't it.

god dammit... Just gone and booked myself a holiday which I won't get back from until the 4th... smeg

Drop gap, aged 12. Drop gap, aged 20.

If I say Plato very tentitively will you be gentle if I'm wrong? EDIT: Having just googled it I realise I'm so far wrong I deserve a kicking... "When the bell tolls three times, it will announce that I have been killed. If I am killed by common men, you and your children will rule Russia for centuries to come; if I am killed by one of your stock, you and your family will be killed by the Russian people! Pray Tsar of Russia. Pray." -Grigori Rasputin, one month prior to his death by assassination by the Tsars, and one year before the Russian Tsars fell from power.

I reckon its funnier that you can't see him and just Nadine trying really hard not to laugh. Just a good solid DONK... Cool stuff. Rich

Those rims actually make me feel physically ill Dave. and the wierd thing, I can't actually tell you why. Rich

From a film: Richard E. Grant/Withnail & I - "Monty you terrible C*UNT!" Ones that make you think: Old Mohican Proverb - "When the last river has been damned, the last animal slaughtered, and the last tree felled, only then will you realise that money cannot be eaten." And my own, from a ride in Plymouth: Little Kid (Upon seeing us riding) - "Oi mate, I can do that better than you." Me - "Yes, you're also small enough to be kidnapped and raped so I'd keep your voice down." Oh, and may aswell have one from Prawn: "Rich, this will become interesting if you scratch my car with your Escort, like you did to Bigman." "Why's that?" "I've never had to kill someone before, thats why." Rich

A couple of blokes in the pub the other day were showing each other videos on their phone and I didn't even need to see the screen of this one guys phone, just heard the UNMISTAKEABLE sound of Frika's face intergrating with that flowerbed. It probably is the most famous trials clip ever. Good to have you back dude. Rich

That man is a monster. Inspirational riding. Rich

I think that is probably the best video you have ever released. I don't know, but it seems like you put a little bit more thought into the editing and the songs you used; really made it beautiful to watch. Riding - as always - monstrous. We like. Rich

Well thats 3 minutes of my life I'm never going to get back.

Quite. The guy seemed to be a bit of an idiot, but he could well have had every right to ask you to move on IN A CALM AND RATIONAL MANNER. That I don't mind in the slightest and 99% of the time am happy to oblige. What I don't like is people who say things like, "You don't pay taxes." That does make me want to f**king rage. Some old people in Plymouth last week told us all that non of us paid taxes and therefore had no right to be riding on the benches at civic, saying we weren't old enough. Anyone who thinks either me, Bigman or Prawn look young enough to be exempt from taxes is a complete moron, but the problem is most people (seemingly like this guy in the vid) will get a hold of an idea and won't let go for love nor money. Rich

No idea

That b*****d wheel would not die. Awesome ride, but ffs I only just got that song out of my head... See you all next time. Rich

Look in chitchat. You're not far from wrong...

Caption comp for y'all. Just to explain: Steve Sanger and Ash Kennard, in a pair of bigmans jeans. Pierre looking gay. Fire away. Rich

From trials riders: "Why do you have two bottom bracket shells?" Seriously, morons... From the public: "Is that a bicycle?" No its a f**king giraffe dicknose Some people are f**king dumb. Rich

f**k yeah

Looks like I'm picking up SuperPie from Barney around 4ish so should be down Millbrook by 5:30ish. Laters boys. Looking forward to it. Rich

The man you want to talk to is Frenchman on here, he is the official daddy of polishing parts

Was also used in Rich Pearson's seminal text D15CComplete... Other good ones to use: Moby - God moving over the surface of the waters AFI - Prelude 12-21 Kronos Quartet - Lux Aeterna (requiem for a dream OST)

Funeral's in Barney dude. Will just drive straight down to prawns. Rich

How about Millbrook ride Friday evening (I have to attend a funeral friday day) and then a few pints in't pub. Then Plym saturday? Sound good? Rich