Krisboats

Whats the one with the pulling out of nob at said punching point allowing you to pull out the insides as they're so tightly contracted round your end?

TTIUWOP

I think, well hoping really, that it was sarcasm. Given how sensible his posts usually are i'm confident he meant it as a joke.

I'm working

I can't believe how ghey these people are acting. The majority are skinny little 16 year olds (i say majority because i think some are older skinny kids) and they're all wanitng to fight, ha ha. Its classic "i'm a dick" syndrome... like the people who go "oi you, come here and i'll batter you!"... Yeah right, you wanna batter someone, get off your ass and go to them. Trying to call someones bluff on an E-fight is only bested stupidity wise by the silly twat who says "come here and say it" as a reply. Telling someone who'd bad mouthed you to come say it to your face is universally known as pussy syndrome, as any true gangster would go to the offenders house and knife them while they sleep.

Ha ha, I'd say its the other way mate. I've been promised by gaz that i'd be beaten if he ever saw me, yet when i saw him on a ride he didn't say shit. Probably because he was about a foot shorter than me and half as wide I guess its just left to the waiting game now to see if it turns up okay.

Hmm, go to bed or start the day early? Might have a power nap

Ha ha, lightweights.

Nope, not here

No i've had vanilla coke, it tastes sooo wrong.

Thats the bit thats wrong I have pints of vodka and coke at home, roughly a 50-50 mix. Serves me well enough.

Your really not the founder, don't worry.

Why? I've seen 256mb cards using up to 768mb of system ram before... if it has shared ram it'll use it?

ftw? cunt?

Cheeky f**k I'm going bed now so i'll be up... bring a pump with you though. My numbers 07889133261 chris, feel free to ring for directions etc, its pretty out the way in terms of getting there though so most of the directions will be like "have you gone past a bend in the road yet?... okay, so keep going down the hilly bit and you'll see some fields on the right..... yep, then theres a field with a tree in it.... and then go left"

So we're going to the pub then before it closes?

I'm gonna go with mark on this one. There's 2gb of ram and a speedy dual core processor, its not a RAM issue. It will be something related to the sound or video drivers/setup. Faulty ram will show itself in other areas of the laptops performance, not just a stuttering game. A load of system hogging processes will slow the laptop down in most games, not just one, it also wouldn't be only when there is sound going on... it'd be all the time. He's mentioned there's issues with the sound and video drivers, yet you think its a ram problem and now you've had someone else (incorrectly) agree you think your definitely right and the more logical idea is wrong. Keep at it with the sound and video drivers, download them a few times from different places and try running them in windows safe mode to install them. Try entering the laptop setup menu during the boot and disabling the sound chipset and letting it boot up, then restarting and enabling it again in the setup menu again. Try uninstalling drivers entirely then restarting and installing them again. If that doesn't work and its vista try right clicking on the start icon on the start menu or desktop icon and running it as an administrator. Might not be the problem but sometimes fixes silly little issues like this. EDIT: As a separate train of thought. If its a laptop with a decent spec but a low budget graphics solution such as this there could be a high chance that they tried to increase the graphics performance by allocating a certain amount of shared memory. This means your laptops graphics chipset will effectively use your main system RAM as its own, giving you either 1.75gb of ram or 1.5gb depending on how much it uses. With vista installed and a game with a recommended 2gb of ram for smooth play it might be just a little bit too much for it. If this is the case try bumping the resolution down in the games graphics settings, it'll need less memory and if it stops the jittering it might just be the cause of it.

Everywhere! We've been going there loads for years. The concrete skatepark setup is inside, and all the trials malarky is outside. Me, boumsong and flipp are king of heavy lifters

Most likely just ignored the thread?

Ha ha, brilliant. I feel sorry for you i really do, however it is amusing as hell. Heracy!

I'm not the leader, and i most certainly wasn't weary from lack of sleep. Its a true fact (as opposed to a false one), all mods/seniors are androids and require no sleep. Yeah, the reason is a master plan of diabolical proportions.

We were laughing just the other week about how to raise funds for him to come to england again. Thats awful.

Grrr, playing what? If your late nighting it tomorrow gimme a bell my tag is krisboats2.

Its not late at night and your just letting us know your going to bed.... f**k off.