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My friends...THIS is what you want. I have 4 cans of it and it's the best thing ever made. We sprayed it on my mate when he was passed out drunk, and he had a green face for a week it was quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.

They're probably painted onto the floor, no one seems to have a shadow, lol.

Eh? lol

I don't know how quick other people learn, but I mastered it in about 2 weeks. It was odd, one minute I was practicing, then I did it and found my balancing point and I've been able to do it ever since, forward, backwards, sides ect. All fun...

But wasn't there videos from Bin Laden saying he did it? Yes, but terrorists will claim anything. Remember the rail bombings? About 4 terrorist groups claimed responsibility for that. ---- Right, imagine this story to be true. Flawless. It would probably cause hell on Earth. No oils, no fuels, no security, mass rioting, assassinations, calpse in the US government and ours, more terrorist attacks. If Bush tried this, like the story said, it would be choas, the security level would be to the point were they'd have to kill people who knew anything to prevent this getting out. Who made this video? Some american student? If this shit was true, believe it or not, you would know absolutely NOTHING about it.

I got fined on the 13th Jan after about 5 warnings. I got a 30 pound fine though...28 days to pay it, I still haven't, lol. Then it goes to 45 quid and then after that it will go to court...fun fun. I argued that I couldn't fit lights and the pig said 'I have the same problem on my bike'...and he said I could put them just under the brakes...I argued and said that if I put them there I would knock them off with my foot after about an hour. And then he read my rights out and gave me a fine...fat.fanny. and then he said 'I'm not being funny or anything, but happy new year'.

Euroshite are useless, they always cancel showings. I would be very suprised if it was actually on at all this week.

Yup, my 'bike' is currently 'a frame'. Updated the lot, I'll be out in about 2 weeks if all goes to plan

Aye but its not bad, with the combined age of them all, they're probably old enough to get served. I'd love to get started on by some 8 year old chav.

I know insurance companies ask if the car is in any way modified from the standard model (eg. alloys). But when you are with your insurance company, do you have to declare any changes in the engine (eg, getting it chipped)?. It wouldn't suprise me if you did, makes sense, but I really do wonder about how many people do that and don't declare it.

I don't really mind them, depends what they're doing. If they give me any shit, I hate them. If they give anyone else any shit, I hate them. If they talk like uneducated retards, I hate them. If they walk around thinking they're above everyone else, I hate them. If they're theifs, I hate them. That goes for everyone, chav or not.

Insurance companies will give you cheaper quotes as they see diesels as cars to get from A-B, low acceleration, low emissions and people are less likely to stick a big fat exhaust on it and a spoiler to keep it stuck down to the floor (as we all know that 1.1 Saxos have a tendancy to lift off the ground when going 90mph).

Perfect example is riding. If you try soming new with a negitive mind set, chances are you tend to fail it. Driving test, how many of you f**ked up on the first bit and remained positive and passed? How many carried on thinking they'd failed and then failed? Obviously, its a very difficult thing to prove, all on probability. But I believe it.

170 quid. I think its fine, I mean, if you can put a buy now price on something, and set the value at higher then a bike is worth, you'd be well chuffed if some sucker fell for it and bought it, easy way to make a couple of extra quid.

Makes sense in some cases though. A country run by terrorist groups, who get all the income from all exports. Like Afganistan, the taliban were funded by selling Opium, Al Queda by oil/opium. It makes sense to stop the income, thus reducing ammunition funding, materials ect. Would you rather Americans have the money from oil or terrorists? Fair enough, people don't like Americans and think Bush is a twat and people say it and try and make it sound like a 'new opinion thats never been thought of' but its bullshit, when have governments ever been liked? Personally, I think Tony Blair is a good PM, but theres thousands that would disagree. Anyway, one point which would make sense, that I'm suprised no government actually did, would be to purchase the opium fields in Afgan, with benefits being, 1. ending funding for terrorist groups in Afgan, 2. Control, or Eliminate the exporting of Opium into the UK and other countries, 3. Its cheap to do, and you'd hit two bird with one stone.

Cant stand WKD or any other girly drinks like that...tastes like shite. Into a shaker add the following shot glass of JD half shot glass of tia maria Fill with pure orange juice and crushed ice... CHOCOLATE ORANGE...nice cocktail, if not, good old booze. Anyone ever tried Tennents? That is a drink and a half...personal choice for tramps and junkies. Taste like rusty water.

My cousin used to have one, he was playing on it on his back yard where he had a load of rocks. He hopped towards them and shouted 'Pogo Trials!' slipped, fell into them and broke his arm, lol. He was joining the army at the time and they had to extend his basic training lol. I've tried to pogo before, I hate it...give me a space hopper anytime.

Remember those spaceage toilet they used to have in towns? Like a big circluar thing, put some money in (depending how long you needed to shit for) and then the door swings open? This is what I mean, lol, look at that fag posing next to a toilet...simple pleasures.

I saw about 10 minutes of it until his annoying accent pissed me off. Thing is, I'm really not gulible. That video is picking out the finest elements and blowing them out of perportion. I agree, I haven't watched it all so I don't really have a right to complain, but I gather it will be the same as any other conspiricy video...you know the kind, wars in iraq/germany ect, moon landings, governments, religion. How do you know any of those papers are real? Its just one of those things where you either believe it or you don't. Governments take risks, they have too, but do you REALLY believe that they would do something like this? If you want a REAL conspiracy, why don't you read up on Ian Blair and de Menezes (innocently shot on the tube). Something is really wrong there.

Problem with our bikes is that they cost a bomb (more then most bikes, motorbikes and even cars) and they're unusual to the common theif and you can't help but attract attension with them. It's all to do with security folks, never leave you're bike outside the shop or even your house and trust no one, no matter how quiet/posh your neighbourhood is. My bike is kept in my bedroom, I have a garage like Fort Knocks but still, even if you don't a garage, beg you parents to keep it in the house, although it proves in some cases that still isn't enough.

Hi, Last night I tried to bleed my caliper (hope mono trial) and to no luck. It had no oil in so I topped it up and got it going though the system, using the guide I found on here. I'm more used to bleeding motorcycle brakes but this one just seemed to be a right b*****d. I set the pistons back, and then the fluid started coming though (after opening and closing the nipple a few times) and then, all of a sudden a piston fell out and oil pissed out of it. Whats happened? Blown a seal? I have zero experience in hope brakes, and don't know how they are fixed together, are they 'floating' with internal pistons? f**k knows...anyway, I pushed the piston back in and set it home again, and no oil leaked out so I don't think its a seal that has gone. Any help? Is this normal?

They had them out in Newquay one night. Some guy got arrested, he was completely pissed out his face having a piss in the urinal, the next minute he just turns around (still pissing) and then runs after his mates, trying to piss on them...and then falls flat on his face in a puddle of his own piss...police come running up to him and handcuff him up...retard.

Anyone watch 999 (du du duuuu) with Michael Burk? Or 'Are you Afraid of the Dark?' on Nick?

I bet theres no answer and it's just to piss us off...

Kk, thats great. Many thanks to both! Matt