Ash-Trials Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Put police tape around the door .Ash~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mod Man Leo Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 invite michal jackson to house sit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Trials Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 invite michal jackson to house sit.Hahahaha That was awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 (edited) 3. never read an anzo one In that case, you fail TF. Edited October 29, 2007 by ManxTrialSpaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 glory hole in the front door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomR Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 invite michal jackson to house sit.Or the McCanns.And lmao at poopipe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 glory hole in the front door?lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mod Man Leo Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Or the McCanns.And lmao at poopipe! ooooooooooooooooooo, bellow the belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomR Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Because implying someones a kiddly fiddler is so much worse than a murderer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Because implying someones a kiddly fiddler is so much worse than a murderer? killing takes balls, raping kids is just an easy sick thrill... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Init. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boswell Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 (edited) killing takes balls, raping kids is just an easy sick thrill...Harsh but true. You can get one of these babies from ebay for like a £10.Or if the little bastards have driven you into a sycotic craz. Edited October 29, 2007 by Boswell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 (edited) I put a note on my front door last year saying something along the lines of.."f**k off you trick or treating bastards"worked haha Actually, had 3 people before the sign went up.Answering the door with a bat and a balaclava was piss funny though, the faces of some of them Edited October 29, 2007 by Si-man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 seen my mate chasing someone with a chainsaw..... not a good look trust me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 i reckon a dark hallway and a hoody on and when they squeel "trick or treat" should reply with Treat now get in here and drop you pants!! See how they run then I live far away from anyone so i am alright (safe) from trick or treaters!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 If you've got one of those letterboxes in the middle of your door,Like that, then I'd recommend getting one of these,then what you do, when they knock, you wave the knife through the letter box and make blowjob noises like 'glug, glug, glug'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 a few years ago my mate rick, got some kids with the dog piss mop, . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Harsh but true. You can get one of these babies from ebay for like a £10.Or if the little bastards have driven you into a sycotic craz.We had one of those in Newquay! In Smugglers Haven, if anyone saw water balloons sailing across the feilds.. Few years ago for halloween we climbed onto my garage roof with eggs, flour, and my water gun, and soaked every trick or treater. Didn't get many the following year, this year will be fun though...have a few plans brewing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt rushton Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Around my area you can order a sign that you put on your window that says no trick or treaters, and if they still come they can get ASBOs haha.Matt Rushton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 i reckon a dark hallway and a hoody on and when they squeel "trick or treat" should reply with Treat now get in here and drop you pants!! See how they run then I live far away from anyone so i am alright (safe) from trick or treaters!!You live in prison don't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James-M Posted October 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 I think ,if i'm in, i'm gonna go for the answer the door in a Balaclava, Air Pistol, Paintball Mask and Full DPMs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Sounds good, just dont show the gun, as you are liable to be shot by the old bill if they come round your house after someone rings them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Dig a tunnel leading to china underneath your front door and cover it over with leafs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Dig a tunnel leading to china underneath your front door and cover it over with leafs.AHAHAHA.Made me LOL for real that did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 The single most effective way of getting rid of irritating callers at your home including but not limited to; trick or treaters, jehovas, double glazing salesman etcetera.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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