Will Arnold Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 yep thats right :P and its a submarine :P my joke is........ what does a policeman say to his belly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shity_saracen_rider Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Hello Hello Hello ? lmfto . Jamie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Doug What do you call a man without a shovel on his head? Dougless What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skandy32 Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 whats funnier than a dead baby? .....a dead baby in a clown suit!! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wally Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 (edited) what do you call a man with a buket on his head?..... Twat. Why did the man fall of his bike?..... Cos' someone threw a fridge at him. There, that pretty much sums up bad jokes. ← :) So random and simple, but sooooo funny. :) Edited April 18, 2005 by wally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 whats funnier than a dead baby? .....a dead baby in a clown suit!! :P ← Whats funnier than a dead baby in a clown suit? Absolutely feck all! Dead babies in clown suits are too fooking funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 What's totally screwed up in the head? All you retards that joke about dead babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picki Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 on the dead baby topic.... whats worse than finding 4 dead babies on one bin? finding one dead baby in 4 bins..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 A dyslexic man walks into a bra. :P what says arrr arrrr arrrr arrr.... a sheep with no lips. actually these shouldn't be here cos they are funny as f**k! john Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corish Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 :) The fbi did a search of micheal jacksons house, in the kitchen the found class b drugs, in the living room they found class c and in the bedroom they found class 5c. Whats the difference bettwen jacko and acne? One dosent come on yor face till you 14 Whats the differences between jacko and a plastic bag? Ones white and harmful to kids, the others a bag. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Get out of my sun! What's brown and often found in children's underpants? Michael Jackson's hand. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night? Hanson. ← I see you like Michael Jackson, how old are you then? (Y) corish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boon racoon Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 (edited) dead babies? :) watch the difference between a ferrari and 100 dead babies? i don't have a ferrari in my garage wats the difference between a truck full of sand and a truck full of dead babies? you can't unload sand with a pitch fork (Y) Edited April 18, 2005 by the boon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Arnold Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 ok you lot, you got my question wrong! the answer to 'what does a policeman say to his belly?' is 'your under a vest' (Y) :) :) :) :D :D cheers Will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sameer Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Whats white and can't climb trees? A fridge ← Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?.... One was the first man on the moon, The other f**ks little boys in the ass. ← what do you call a man with a buket on his head?..... Twat. ← (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 The search is on for a new Pope, (Y) Tune in saturday at 6:30 for pope idol :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 What is white, heavy, falls from the sky and kills people? A Fridge. What is green, heavy, falls from trees and kills people? A snooker table. How do you get to wales in a mini? Get in, and drive. Father Christmas didn't call in South East Asia, all they got was a wave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsking 55 Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 why did the sand turn red? cuz the sea weed classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_gap girl Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 i have a few i herd today in school: 1. Q. Did you hear about the Viagra robbery at the drug store? A. The police are looking for a hardened criminal! (Y) 2. Q. What's the national bird of Iraq? A. Duck! :) 3. Q. What do you call a deer in the woods with no eyes? A. No Ideer! :) :) 4. Q. What do you call the same dear with no eyes and no legs? A. Still No Ideer! :D :D (Y) LMFAO there you all go just a few my m8s said :lol: cheers nadine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 I see you like Michael Jackson, how old are you then? :lol: ← My mummy said hes a bad man, who licks people foreheads! Where do you find a no legged dog? Wherever you left it (Y) Whats big round and pink? A fat man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 What's funnier than a bag of dead babies? A skip full of dead babies! What's funnier than that!? The one at the bottom is alive! WAHEY! :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoxXy Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 A Man walks into a bar...... ...........OUCH! If Baby pigs are called PIGLETS, Then what are baby Chav's called??? ....Chavlets and Yoblets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Bleech Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Rightio People We need a winner for this damn comp and i had never heard this joke before, it made me groan and is about farts (so childish :D ) so therefore we have a winner Bill and Ben are sitting in a bath Bill says "Flobbadobbadob" Ben says "Fart again and you can get out" ← Well done, mars bar and badge will be winging its way to you soon :) Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 A Man walks into a bar...... ← A baby seal walks into a club... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tyred! (Courtesy of Dave Gill) This is the worst joke I ever heard. It's not even funny, really. It was in a cracker. Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana. You have to say it out loud for it to work even slightly. But like I said it's just shit. It's not even groan-worthy. But there we go, this is a worst joke competition :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 I win wooot woooot, div said I'd won and all I could think of was the koxx from the competition ages ago and I nearly shit myself. This is sort of a let down but still good :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbanPoet Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 A baby seal walks into a club... ← Like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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