br3n Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Jeremy clarksons Great-Great-Great Grandfather; John Kilner (1792–1857) invented the Kilner jar; a receptacle for preserved fruit.Sourcehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Clarksonlol time well spent.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted May 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 thats the most useful bit of information on this forum. If i may say so myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Also, if you put sticky tape on the back of your hand and give it a damn good licking, you can peel of the plastic and leave the glue still on your hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbanPoet Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 (edited) Yes. It was on a programme a while back with Jeremy looking up his family shit.Edit: 'Who Do You Think You Are?' - That's what Wiki told me the show was called. Edited May 24, 2006 by UrbanPoet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterOfGussets Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 My Great-Great Uncle was the guy responsible for the gap between the front and rear wheels on London busses being covered. Mainly because he had his head severed by one. So, 'every cloud...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 My dad invented the round pool table.No shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 I invented cabbage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Did you know...Crabsticks do not actually contain any crab, and from 96 onwards, manufactures have been obliged to call them crab flavoured sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Did you know...Crabsticks do not actually contain any crab, and from 96 onwards, manufactures have been obliged to call them crab flavoured sticks.Another fact of the day at the same time tomorrow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Sorry Smo but that's not a kilner jar..Kilner Jars are often confused with a similar jar featuring a metal hinge and a rubber sealYou lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Sorry Smo but that's not a kilner jar..You lose.Blame Google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Did you know that Paul and Barry chuckle are actually brothers,and mr "no slacking" is also there brother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 i havent had a job since febuary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Pearson Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Did you know that Emilio Estevez (Breakfast Club) and Charlie Sheen (Hot Shots) are brothers, Martin Sheen (Apocalypse Now) is their dad, but Emilio Estevez is the only one not to have changed his name? True story....Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Bruce Lee isn't dead...hes working with an undercover police unit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 i havent had a job since febuary.I haven't had a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 The Queen Mother, Ali G and Mini Me are on a island near Tahiti on a ten year party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 The Queen Mother, Ali G and Mini Me are on a island near Tahiti on a ten year party.tell mini me to kick himself in the head like wee man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 My dad invented the round pool table.No shit.My dad invented the rotary sausace pricker and patented it and then sold the idea 2 years later for £500.No shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door............FACT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 I watched the whole 'Who Do You Think You Are?' on UK Bright Ideas about Jeremy Clarkson and his jars.Fact. More facts to come once i get my FHM calendar out, fact fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hardman Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Did you know that autistic children like to lick your skin and eat playdough becasue they lack the ability to use salt properly and therefore need a constant supply of it.They also bite, kick, scream, crying, punch, pinch, stratch, pull bits and pieces, lye on the floor and run off, I found that out the hard way many months ago when I started working with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 did you know...there's salt in playdough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted May 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Did you know that your heart will beat about 3 billion times and pump about 400 million litres (800 million pints) of blood during your lifetime? That amount of blood is equal to the amount of gasoline to fill 10 million cars. A normal heart beats 70 to 80 times a minute. A typical athlete's heart - or a typical Valentine's heart - churns out 25 to 30 litres (up to 8 gallons) of blood per minute. The best man-made heart can pump only 10 litres (2.6 gallons) per minute and lasts for about 200 million beats - or about 5 years. A good man-made heart, it seems, is hard to find.YEH! THATS RIGHT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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