Matt Staples Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 I finish work at 14:30. And after fiddling with darren's fanny, we'll probably get there around 16:00!I think Spode's got your number so we'll phone you when we get there or just meet outside the shell or that place with the fountain.My number is 07921507114Robsterroffles. its a date. how about '' no you can't have a go 'bruv' and yes it is the 'sickest' thing you've ever seen ''or ''jesus told me to throw away my saddle''or ''gandalf told me saddles are gay''lol mine are so bad. mehunemployment ftl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wally Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 (edited) Answers to the annoying questions:Its not meant to have a seat.The tyres are meant to be flat.Thats right only 1 gear!I like big handle bars.No i cant peadal backwards.My brakes are meant to be noisy, they are not broken.Yes, but your Nan cant really do that can she? Didnt think so.What if i am showing off?I can wheelie for ages.No, i shouldnt have suspension.Yes it is light thanks, trust me.Look with your eyes, not your hands.Yes i know im good I shall add more when i remember. Edited August 8, 2006 by wally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Staples Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 ''its not a bmx'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brettoll Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Yes my ring is that small... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashZen Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Answers to the annoying questions:Its not meant to have a seat. (02/03/06 London)The tyres are meant to be flat. (15/04/06 Liverpool)Thats right only 1 gear! (04/05/06 Glasgow)I like big handle bars. etc...No i cant peadal backwards.My brakes are meant to be noisy, they are not broken.Yes, but your Nan cant really do that can she? Didnt think so.What if i am showing off?I can wheelie for ages.No, i shouldnt have suspension.Yes it is light thanks, trust me.Look with your eyes, not your hands.Yes i know im good I shall add more when i remember. though, you'd put that list on your back, like rock band tours , adding some dates and places to it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat-White-Boy Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Stunt pegs are for noobsSaddles are gaytrials=hot pikeys=notSeats suckNoisy brakes ROCKI (heart) flat tyresori love flat tyres Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 'computer says no'.very funny to say to people if they ask to have a go, give them a long look, sigh, and say it, then cough into their faces and move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Bleech Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 'It's what dougie lampkin does, but on a bike' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet x alan Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 the girlies enjoy riding the 20 inchersreal men ride 26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_gap girl Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 "No, my feet arn't stuck to the peddals""No, my brakes don't need oiling!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 ''jesus told me to throw away my saddle''hahahaa I like that onehows about - "Dont ask for a go as a punch in the mouth often offends ... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewannnn Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 (edited) " I like watching Men ride koxx" Edited August 8, 2006 by Ewannnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bEavoLa Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 "what's trials? well, it's like riding a bike...only harder""no, i won't 'do a stunt' for you...""gears are for queers"[sarcasm] "yes, your bike is better because it has suspension..." [/sarcasm]"wanna hear my Maguras?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Staples Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 "Dont ask for a go as a punch in the mouth often offends ... "lols. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Drews Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Realy good loving the ideas so far,... Surprised there aint been more koxx ones floating about! Kev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipus Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 wanna ride my "koxx" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Fried Rice Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 like.........."i like to ride koxx"maybe one for the ladies that one.JK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 "f**k NIGGER".Offensive and racist at the same time. The perfect shirt to get stabbed in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall_Rob Posted August 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 "f**k NIGGER".Offensive and racist at the same time. The perfect shirt to get stabbed in.I haven't laughed that hard in ages. that one has nothing to do with trials but is just so blunt and funny!Loving all the ideas so far guys. I'll sort out getting some made on saturday and will post them up for all to see.Robster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 "f**k NIGGER".Offensive and racist at the same time. The perfect shirt to get stabbed in.Yes YES YES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadChikken Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 I think Rowan's has to win for me, the comedy value of it and the puzzled look on the idiot's face as they try to figure it out.... "sit on my Koxx" ? lol why not eh!You could always go for the having-a-dig-at-riders teeshirt"Generic Chinese Alloy"And for the mod riders... "Don't BMXs have saddles?" Meh ok Im givin up now, Im tired :$ M@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall_Rob Posted August 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 (edited) Here a sample (Wouldn't let me use £ sign!)Ok picture didn't appear, strange! Edited August 8, 2006 by Tall_Rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 i think my suggestion is the best. make sure it's all caps though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 one for janson."i'm more arian than you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffnips Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 (edited) Very funny topic can't wait for these t-shirts , this makes me think back to the time a 'Home boy' walked up to me and said "Woah blud your bike must like you or something" which was pretty amusing. Can't really think of any slogans at the moment will post some when my brain starts working. For the annoying questions thing, you could add "No i wont do that again."Nick - Should or shouldn't i start comp when i get my bike sorted? says:trying to think of a sloganBilly- -Becky- (ip)hmmm going down under(ip) says:"a bald man dancing designd my bike"Not sure what he ment by that but it made me laugh. Edited August 9, 2006 by stiffnips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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