trials rules Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Titles says it all really.It's typical that i can't actualy think of any right now. Will have to edit later! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Bit of a Random thread but I'm bored, so I'll post before it's closed''....Sometimes a man is faced with the right thing to do and the wrong thing to do, and he only misses by one'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 'I bought myself a parrot which could talk. But it did not say "I'm hungry"... so it died.' - Mitch Hedberg'I haven't slept for a week, because that would be too long.' - Mitch Hedberg'I would love to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It would be so damn literal.' - Mitch HedbergGoogle him, it's worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben.richardson Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 'she said its me or the bike,ill miss her' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concussion Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Bill Hicks Quotes: Take you pick!Todays favorite: “It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 'A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure.' - Lee Segall'I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the street, I met a man who had no feet.' The second one makes me think of how much i take things for granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concussion Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 'I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the street, I met a man who had no feet.'Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
will Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Everything to Gain. Nothing to Lose. - YorkW.I.N, Whats Important Now. Not a quote, but still handy to remember. Engage brain before opening mouthYou cant escape regret, but you might regret escape. best for last, If you want something doing properly, do it yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A!! Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 I have one that i got put on my dog tags, more of a 'grow some balls and just go for it' kind of quote. It goes along the lines of "only those that dare to fail greatly, can ever acheive greatly". Can't remember who it's by, nor where i found it, it was just on some big webpage full of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 "Life's a lottery,be lucky" Jimmy Carr"Shoot 'em all let god sort 'em out" Marge Simpson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King C Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Old people should be shot at birth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 "Did your mother have any kids that lived!..."and"what is your major malfunction numbnuts!?"Love that film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lego Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 "Dave your jeans are about 4 inches below your arse!" Damn emos can`t dress themselves.Me at Zoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Campbell Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 pain is temporary, quitting lasts forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011001000110010101110010 Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 "Chin up fatty" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 (edited) "isnt tesco's only in carlisle?" lmao, some blonde bird that i know.. thick as f**k. Edited April 26, 2007 by terror-error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikeriding Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 I was pissed but now im not pissed, now Im just pissed off.remember, its not rape, its surprise sex! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 (edited) "dont cry have a cookie""i dont like you""f**k off"few of my favorites.mate of mine was rat assed one nite, and the bouncer at sum club said he snot allowe din cos hes drunkhes reply was"Im as sober as a judge" Edited April 26, 2007 by Davetrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyw Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 "one day your life is gonna flash before your eyes,make it worth watching"I always win arguements with americans on bmx-forum with that quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 'They've sucked his brains out'--Starship Troopers.Oh wait, this was a serious thread?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 pain is just a weaknes leaving the body only he who dares wins?cant think of anymy own sayingssafe safe wicked safe beans its as stable as a dead badger why would you do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Get orf my laand!! - farmer Palmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt! Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 One Bomb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 No.He's suggesting you think you're black.Definately 'lol'ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Why do women always leave me for total smegheads? Why do they dump me for men who wear turtleneck sweaters and smoke a pipe? I mean, natural yoghurt eaters! Reliable, sensible, dependable, and lots of other words that end in "-ible." He's obsessed with house-prices, and spends half his life in antique fairs looking for bargains and drinking wine. It's never beer, is it, it's always wi-ine! "What do you want on your cornflakes, darling?" "Oh, I'll have some wine, please!" Smeg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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