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Good going! I tried running in Monday, I ran about 2 miles in 30 or so minutes, and my calves still kill.

I should get one. They improve your credit rating when handled well. I just know eventually I'll blow it all, lol.

Somehow I managed to end up dreaming about a sick computer mouse

This is what GoPro was made for.

I used to do those with rounded rectangles and got tech with them. Shit was good.

I think I know who that is, but I'm going to go with Brad Johnson anyway.

Brad Johnson?

Enjoyable, that going backwards over the gate thing was cool too!

Brad Johnson.

Lol

Vauxhall Astra G... Actually, it does it with the wipers up too.

Here's something. My car's windscreen wipers have gone funny. On intermittent mode it's like they can't muster the effort to wipe the whole rep. They fail part way through. It sort of feels like they're grinding but it might be the rubber shuddering across the glass. They work fine on the other two modes though. Is it something to do with a duff battery? Or something else...?

Misery guts.

I thought if you rode a seaty 24" you rode 'not-trials', which means your bike isn't a trials bike.

Sorry, but I don't have a stock frame.

Post-editing fag!

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I was looking for a quote. This story was in some f**king old English paper, like, when I was in Year 6 or Year 8, between then.

It doesn't look real.

Ha, actually I found out. That short story in the English test from years ago is called 'A Piece of Wood' by Ray Bradbury, and funnily enough, so is the quote - "But after that," the sergeant said. "After they realized it was true, that every nation was disarmed and there was nothing more to fear, if we were all clean to start over fresh and new, what then?" "They'd rearm as swiftly as possible." "What if they could be stopped?" "Then they'd beat each other with their fists. If it got down to that. Huge armies of men with boxing gloves of steel spikes would gather at the national borders. And if you took the gloves away they'd use their fingernails and feet. And if you cut their legs off they'd spit on each other. And if you cut off their tongues and stopped their mouths with corks they'd fill the atmosphere so full of hate that mosquitoes would drop to the ground and birds would fall dead from telephone wires."

Shit, was that a sidehop?

There's one way to get those skills...

That's what PS is for! You might just need to get familiar with the pen tool.