Skoze

If you want a Feva, let me know. Still got mine and it could definitely do with a new home for the right money. 5 kites ( i think) 2 yellow ones, one yellow with purple spots, one bright f**k-off pink, 2 mains, one average, one very very good with sponsorship logos and that still on it (only used it at the Europeans in 2007), 3 or 4 jibs, again some average, some immaculate, Harken throughout, pimp bits and pieces, weighs about 20 kgs less than the new ones - we used to absolutely annihilate the circuit in it back in the day.

Learn trackstands, watch tricks and stunts, try and be Martyn Ashton. That's how we used to learn trials, anyway.

Last time i sailed one, we were raping 49ers - that's fast enough for me And nope, we'll be buying second hand - haven't got that much cash to play with! Can get a good '05 rules cherub for about £3k, so it's a no-brainer really. And the class is made of f**king awesome people.

They cost 3 times as much, though! And Cherubs are 2 feet shorter, which increases the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU feeling, thus increasing the overall lulz. And they're still good for well over 20kts downwind, and have a handicap of 980

A slightly outdated one, but yeah - still pretty f**king mental! One day, i will have a foiler... Just like Sam, here (guess you might know him too, Will?) Good luck with the Euros, Mr Doman, me and Jon have got the 500 worlds soonish if we can afford it. Then again, that class is dead, the boat is shit and rs are also shit in general, so another Cherub is on the cards for next season... Or an 800, but i know what i'd prefer!

Bought the boat as it was for £100, had carbon/ kevlar wings under all the wank paint, brand spanking new main with it, bought an RS600 mast for £80 which was snapped at the bottom, cut it down to length, made the boom from a spare bit of ally tube at my dad's place, 80% of the fittings were left overs from back in the day sailing fevas and stuff, paints were free, bit of money on the epoxy, carbon etc to repair it, just taken some time - mothing on a budget; hooooooooo!

Would now be a bad time to tell you it's cost me about £300 for everything you see in that picture?

This needs a bump... My moth - it's taken a while but it's just about done now

Don't disregard vee's, i'd never run anything on the rear (yes, i have used HS33s and discs too) As for front, i loved my front vee but i was more than happy with my mono trial, only swapped the brake over to shed some weight.

Patience is a virtue... Learn the basics first, check www.trashzen.com and just get out on the bike!

This has really grown on me over the past few weeks, love it now.

Get an Inspired/ Zoot and do everything, they're pretty well suited to being a multi-role rig. Not for me though, too trialsy. I'll stick to short steel things made in a man called Clive's shed.

Likewise, but only if we get that ginger kid involved.

As if that's the time... Why am i still awake?

She looks a lot hotter in the film, then again the uberfringe and catsuit could have something to do with it...

go take a picture of your own bike and do it that way?

Operation sell the barge and get the sweet ride i fell so madly in love with last year; engage.

The Hard Road Restrung is such a good album!

looks f**king awesome mate, the place sounds like it#ll be a laugh to ride too!

f**k me sideways with a rabbit hutch you're defensive! Ive had a play on the kiddies' ones down my local, they're a laugh but don't really do anything for me, everything's just far too easy/ looks like you've just fallen out the back of the special bus and stolen a small child's birthday present.

Poor kid, he's riddled with northern