Jake.

For me it has to be realizing you have no butter, after you've cooked some toast. 2, toilet splash back, especially after a piss. 3, "oh you're deaf? That's so cool!!" 4, ordering pizza and not having enough money when it turns up so you have to watch the delivery guy walk away with pizza 5, wanting to eat more pizza cause it tastes so good but you're full :/

Ermmm last few days has been weird... Girl from tinder showed up where I work, said she'd wash my car etc (not in same order), and tonight we went to the cinema together. She was prompting me to do stuff and I had absolutely no urge to at all, she wasnt ugly. She's a nice looking girl. I just couldn't get the girl from Marlow out of my head though. Think I just love the chase?

Temp seems to be working fine now. Weird. Revs still drop when accelerating but only under boost and around 3k in higher gears. I think the first build of revs might be it slipping? The acceleration isn't that obvious between 2-3k though in 4th. Then when it goes down it's finally stopped slipping and accelerates as normal.

Really confused. When in a higher gear, 4 5 or 6, when accelerating the revs drop at 3k to 2.7k then carries on, guessing it's just clutch slip? Also, last night after 2 hour drive on motorway my thermostat went from 90 to 50c guessing broken thermostat? Will see if it still does it today.

It's her schoolmate, she's nearly 17... Bit of a young un but borderline. Her parent's wouldn't exactly allow her staying over "some guys" house although I've met her parents a few times.

weirdest f**king thing just happened i was at thorpe park fright night Izzy texts me She says she's down my way (shes usually 2hrs away but came down to see a friend who moved for college), so I leave thorpe park slightly early, met her outside her friends. We go back to her friends for half an hour or so, and discreetly do stuff.... I had to leave after half an hour though as she was scared shitless of her friends Dad (he's really skeptical about guys and girls apparently, and people he doesn't know). It's half 12 and we're standing by the front door, we hear shouting upstairs, we quickly kiss and depart. So so annoying that she's down my way for once and she can't see me, plus I'm working tomorrow so she's gone by the time I'm finished, greeaaaat... Wonder if I could possibly call in sick... This is the worst thing about seeing under 18s, so frustrating haha. Do appreciate her bringing me in despite being afraid of her friends Dad though.

All stem and bars do is position your hands somewhere ahead of the steerer tube. If you went from 150x30 stem with riser bars to a 90x30 stem it'd feel drastically different, but if you were 150x30 with flat handlebars that'd change it drastically too but in a whole different manner... This is a how long is a piece of string question.

YES.

I'd come. Is there a limit on numbers

When you make yourself food, for example toast. You ask if they want you to cook some extra for them. "no thanks not hungry"... Then they proceed to start eating your food because they're cold hearted bitches.

I've just had a shit and I still feel really really full.

Haha only you Dan. I remember my mate telling me about brought and bought when I was like 12 and I was confused as f**k.

There's 5 girls at the front of the pic, chances of guessing one is nearly 50 percent. I'll take my chances and guess it's the dwarf far left?

In all honesty, move onto her mates, then her mates mates, I've not been to uni but heard it's the norm?

You said she looks like you so I looked for the one that looks like you and the one that looks like you is in the middle of the picture. Can't see anyone else that looks like you...

Is it the one in the middle with short hair? Really really short too?

Wow someone put a lot of effort into that first bike. Gotta appreciate that.

Pics

Annnndd the story changes. f**k her one more time, jizz in her eye, then kick her in the shin and run away. And shout "arrrr" like a pirate when you cum, it's how you tell them it's over.

Is she fit

That's incredible haha, I always find it amazing when a girl seems to have a bunch of guys at her disposal who all clearly like her and she's just mega friendly, attractive and tend to have a good sense of humour. I was one of those guys for a few years in my school years, it's a tricky place to be in haha.

My Dad has an 2006 Giant Reign which he bought from the shop new. Can't find any pictures anywhere so grabbed this from Google, that one looks like a small though. I loved it from the first moment I had a go, really really enjoyable bike. He has a 29er alongside this so I always use it on rides. I've ridden it in the Alps and it took hits really well, and was more capable of DH than I expected. The other night I went on an XC ride with my Dad with a bunch of other enthusiasts at a place called friston forest, it's got lots of nice trails that start at the top of a 1 mile long hill. I was never the fastest on the climbs but I was in the first 3 or 4 out of 10 since most riders were on hardtails/full rigid combined with single speed (suits the area better), and if I were to buy a mountain bike of my own it would definitely be an AM no doubt at all, I'd love a hard-tail on the sidelines though. I was much more confident going back down through the single-tracks though and felt really comfortable jumping it too, it has a super short stem and very wide bars and a dropper saddle- so felt like swapping between a toughened XC bike and a light dh/jump bike at the press of a button haha. In terms of trialsy moves? I'm a bit confused with what you mean here. Rock gardens are all about just ploughing through them at speed and hoping you take the best line imo. I'm not the best/most keen MTBer and I'm utterly shit when it comes to suspension components and all that, but I'd advise against the bikes you shared, they look more like jump bikes/dh bikes than bikes you can take MTBing.

Yeah I thought that... Was gonna say that but then realized if he's gone to the extent of looking for something like this then I'm sure he definitely doesn't want to use a backpack haha.

Haha yeah exactly, it's weird though as literally ALL her mates are guys. Gonna stay away I think haha.