Dwarf Shortage

WHAT. Ermac/Reptile > everyone. Noob is cheap! I won a game with him just by press down up constantly

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Seriously though, although I tend not to see too many poepl, I was meeting my mate in the scruffy, well scruffier part of Rishton, and this little pikey was like 'Oh mate, I'm sure that's my bike, what the f**k are you doing with my bike? Get the f**k off my bike you dick!' - which is quite an elaborate approach compared to 'Give me your f**king bike mate' - and I got off my bike to put it down in case he started getting violent and his face just went: 'WHERE'S THE f**kING SEAT?!' He then must've decided he didn't want a bike with no seat, and resorted to picking on a little kid who walked past with some pic'n'mix.

My worst one was 'Oi mate, where's your f**king clothes?' Awwwkwwaarrddddddd...

Yes yes yes yes yes! Add me, ID: RazL3 Lurrvvee Gmod, sweet times.

It is. What could we possibly say? Erm, yeah Kieran, start a flat bit of ground, then a 35degree angle upwards, and gradually increase the gradient until it goes in a loop de loop, and then make a ramp at the end of the loop de loop to land you on the shape of giant a cat that you have to traverse, and then... Or, Recreate the streets around your house in 3D on a 2D game. Or maybe even, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA____________AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA|AAAAAAAAAA|AAAAAAAA __________________|AAAAAAAAAA|________ Broseph, these levels be rad.

What do you mean you didn't mean Reby Sky? You'd still have a ride...

Surely you could just unpick some of the tighter stitching?

Maybe D could make a DMC signature frame!

Unless you've got the hang of calling him it, it's tricky. TO ROCK A RHYME, TO ROCK A RHYME THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME, IT'S TRICKKYYYYYYYY!

Anyone who went last year, what did you take, what did you end up actually using out of what you took, and what did you feel you should have taken, but didn't? Basically I can't pack to save my life, and I'm trying to pack as light as possible, as I've got to find a way to Holyhead with my bike and a single backpack if possible.

She has a f**king huge chest!

I'll be bringing my chain tool and a few allen keys down, if anyone needs something look for a long-haired kid on a red bike in shorts and a wife beater. May regret this and tell you to do one after about 3 others have asked.

What a liar. @OP, I'll take £8,400, provided you use the £21 to paint that fence, it's looking a bit sketchy on the bits around your bike. Your rear wheel could do with a good truing too. I'll PM you my paypal address.

That'll be £8,421.

Would it not be possible to *shudders* fit a gyro? I'll shut the door on my way out.

Audi I-Robot concept car. Because look at it.

Just realised it doesn't actually clash with my exams! In!

He tells people the joke he's going to tell, then tells the joke, making it sound shit the second time around. He told people he was going to make the thread, actually making it would just be a pointless topic, because he's already said the joke.

Steam ID: RazL3 You got Garry's Mod or Half life 2 Deathmatch?

http://www.utahmountainbiking.com/goodies/go-tubeless.htm Doesn't seem worth it unless you're HXC!

Actually don't. Whilst it sounds mildly hi-larious at first, you've already done the joke now. "If I were to whisper in your ear that Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?" "Yeah, I could get in on that." "All right, here it comes... Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny!" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Guns don't kill people, raptures do!

+1

Watched Dead Man's Shoes at my mates tonight, now checking every corner and possible hiding place for a terrifying man in a gas mask. Got to analyse this for A2 media, cry. EDIT: Sick film though.