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Dwarf Shortage

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  1. Excellent, the R-E-S-P-E-C-T bit made me lol to f**k.
  2. Add to server please, username: Knitted Just got it
  3. I'm English, I don't celebrate St. Andrews Day, but I know what it is.
  4. "I would never try this stair set again, because it's intensely large." - Alex Liiv, anytime I go to do something out of my comfort zone on my BMX, Alex Liiv's smashed up face appears in my mind and I pussy out large. "My dad's philosophy was that life is a malevolent force, which seeks to destroy you, and you have to struggle with it. Only those who are hard enough will succeed. Most people get crushed, but if you fight, in the end life will go, "f**king hell. This one's serious! Let him through." - Russell Brand As well as: "If someone shouts your name, run. You don't turn around and see what they want, because no one's ever shouted 'OI! OI YOU! HAVE SOME FREE LOTTERY TICKETS!'" - Russell Brand, paraphrasing, but it's words to that effect. If I'm out at night on my own, it normally floats into my head. I do this, but with the number 3 ha.
  5. Try not to make any noise, what could've been some fairly sweet vids are an effort to watch because the cameraman is constantly screaming 'OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' after every shot.
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    Clean 001

    I want to sexually gratify everyone involved in the production of this video. This may not be true. But still, awesome work.
  7. Loving this tune and the remixes coming out of it:
  8. 1. Become a Pokémon master 2. See Beardyman live 3. Give blood 4. Denounce religion 5. Get out on some rides In no particular order.
  9. Saw this a while back on BMX Forum... Attempted some designs for something like this for my own bike, but never got any further May do it if it gets scratched to feck though.
  10. Have you still got the .fla file of your game G_! ? There's not a big enough audience for a PS3/360 Trials game, TrialsHD is probably the closest we'll get for a good while, unless some indie developer has a big imagination and a soft spot for trials.
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    Films!?

    Just watched My Super Ex-Girlfriend, it's shit and I've seen it around 3 times, but I f**king love Uma Thurman
  12. Y'see, this is why Danny Mac isn't as popular as, y'know. That guy who does comps. If only he did real trials.
  13. Y DNT U ALL STOP ARGYOOING AN GO N RYD UR BYKZ.
  14. Ha, I love croissant dog. Sneaky Geekiness, inbound!
  15. http://www.stuntdirtbike.com/ It's mototrials, but still quite fun. You can use a quad too if you're that way inclined, a decent little game and the tune's too catchy for it's own good.
  16. Without 'geeks' you wouldn't have a camera to take that picture with, or a computer to get the picture from the camera, never mind the internet to needlessly upload it on.
  17. Amazing video, the riding makes me laugh even more than the intros, and he reminds me of Vyvian from The Young Ones. Colt Fake's on a par with his 'Mad bitch level', but his screams are epic.
  18. Shifts more weight to the middle, rear hub is fixed.
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    Films!?

    Saw Four Lions last night, epic film. Mah brain is mah heart.
  20. Future of the Left/Mclusky, Modest Mouse, Goldfinger, Maximo Park, Above & Beyond: Trance Around The World Podcasts are all amazing.
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