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i'm going, bought 4 tickets monday.. £35 notes each though, i'd get involved fast before there all gone

everytime i read that i have an image in my head, of him crossing his arms in a "x" shape over his chest as saying "straight edge" just much like the group of alien believers from dude wheres my car

step up Ash..

curiosty got the better of me... anal stretching bad times

i had a 10mm tunnel and when i went for the army, removed it.. just looked like a cats bumhole so i had to have the scar tissue cut out and sown up. all done through bupa so f**king expensive, do it

ok, i forgot to post. however i just got woken up by my youger brother tryng to wash his teeth because i splet on the bathroom floor. i have forgoten thelast 7 hours f my life, but i do remember persuading 4 birds to get there titis out. woop

Jarrod been away few days, whos the bird with massive tits in your sig holding the sign ?

right, i just got my new touch phone with internet, so so help me god i am going to try type in here tonight when i get to pompey. its hard enough typing the f**king thing being sober

hairy women, ewww..

i can't put my finger on it, but no offense, you look like a dick. no offense of course, just massive blow job lips prehaps

this isnt my one, but one that both me and sam shared in the knowledge of that happened at my house party on friday night, squaddie mate comes down, theres 1 virgin girl, chubby no the best looking but she was all that was left at the end of the night, anyways, she lost her virigity to a small half chinese squaddie who pulled out and cummed all over her, then went to sleep. i just find that hilarious

answered my own question, not bad http://www.fastcar.co.uk/04570735434394820...brother-10.html still looks better with clothes on though

so how would we go about seeing her porn pics, although i di see her topless in the sun.. she looked better with a bra holding them up and in still want too though

about 6 years ago, found a deck of porn playing cards scattered on the floor, mixed in with them was poloroids of some guy with a hard on, wacking off etc.. bad times

ok, now its leiterally 60 degree angle rain, like being in a shower bring your wetsuits

about 6 miles south, no rain man up,

shit, trains have been replace by buses for us from emsworth.. bugger

gym is about 2 miles away, can do a little warm up.. its just i normally run the 4km at full wack at the gym. will do a little warm up then try doing the free weights now, just stick to runnig outside.. treadmills suck balls anyways

ok, so def the non drive side.. will bring it tomorrow, just look for the guy on a stupidly bike downhill bike

right, as some of you know i am joing the army.. so as working on my fitness i joined the gym, more running etc played about with the weight, machines rather than free. and now i am starting to reep the rewards and see a physical change in arm, leg and generally bulking up more (was a skinny runt) its got me wanting to look into it more seriously, as a basic when i get to the gym i do a 4km run, followed by 6km bike ride then started on the weights, but after reading into a bit i hear this is not a good thing to do, so thinking of ditching the gym for running completely and keeping that outside. so running etc one day, then gym for weights the next.. normal i am on the cable jungle, bicep curls 25kg 12 reps 4 times, full arm extension nice and slow. and then a mixture of other things, couldn;t tell you what there called but, pulling the bar down towards you, 55kg 12 reps 4 times etc. i really have no idea what i am doing to be honest. so, yeah.. people hit me up with what to do, i am liking the change so wanna keep on it and bulk up a bit more but i have to run 3 times a week for the army, no questions asked here peeps

i have one in the shed, came of a saracen team build stock, any good ?

gotta ride the downhill bike as trials front brake is ghey.. oh well

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what makes it even funnier is its a girl who said it, but still, just more of a challenge to fill it