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the_soon_to_be

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  1. got alittle drunk last night, ended up playing gay chicken with a mate at the bar... infront of my grandparents, have no recollection of this lucky they have a sense of humor
  2. failing that i live in portsmouth, can give someone a ride to clacet lane.. have to go 3 up in the back for a bit though
  3. want one of my passangers, i have 3.. my cars not going to move with them lot in it
  4. we found a funny one is retro tennis, basically go to sports direct and buy the smallest clothes you can mate is 6.2 and he was wearing shorts and t shirt for a 9 year old, i squeeze into 8 years ones as do most of us full cock and ball definition, tickets to the gun show, few sweat bands and your done birds will crawl through fire to get a picture with you, trust
  5. i'm almost tempted to do this in the mini, not so sure how well that'll go.. me being lazy, anyone going on this in a mini ??
  6. them pics there are 3 i would love to rag, really woman.. looking hot in pics taken by a very pissed bloke, on a shit camera, and they still look f**king hot real women ***
  7. yeah, pervs.. girls i would like to rag wearing thongs gets girls like : girls love to laugh not posting any more, not getting a warn for this
  8. you guys are far to uptight then, i have many pics stood in liquid Portsmouth, in nothing but a elaphant posing pounch.. bouncers were not impresed, youd be hard pushed to find somewhere we have stripped off for the ladies.. lighten up and have some fun peeps, i'll think about the boob pics, maybe chuck a few comical ones in.. you guys go nuts for some boobs
  9. which boobs, if i get caught at a good time i might splash out some more pm's
  10. in answer to your question... i lost, but still... i'm wasted as a straight guy
  11. them balls are the result of a g string riding up all night in the club not sur e i am harsh enough to post more though, or am i ???
  12. enjoy the pics lads, i've been kind to you all.. ask for more if your brave enough
  13. basically, since meeting all the squaddies (love nakedness) everything gets done, naked nightclub, naked taxi, naked walkhome, naked trampoline, i've the majority of my mates mates as much as i've seen myself. so we're all in the taxi going back to hers, ollie shouts naked taxi, bang we're all stakers, next thing i know shes stood up and i get a thong in the mouth, taxi driver loves it and goves us £15 discount on a £20 taxi ride home, bish bash bosh on my brows never met a girl who would join naked games, so spent rest of week calling her the grenade want naked taxi pics, there not on facebook
  14. real girls ay, she may not be the best looking but i challange you to find a girl who has a better laugh, impossible.. only girl i ever met who would join me in naked taxi (which resulted in a £15 discount) then a deep throat competition on a singstar microphone, on my brows shes a legend and i realise how un photogenic we are smashed,
  15. the_soon_to_be

    March

    not really bothered if they want to hol a protest, i dont care.. but i dont agree with it being held at wooten basset, its an amazing town for how much dedication they have to fallen soliders, lining the street whatever the weather.. they should not hold there march there, but if it goes ahead and they get the same disgusting display as shown months ago holding signs calling the soliders murders, child killer etc would the people of wooten basset get the same punishment that they did, i.e nothing at all if i was personalluy there when that particular display happened i too would have been one of the people going for their throats
  16. got a blonde bird playing with herself on the bed, fit as f**k.. but after the 3rd bloke wanking off in a row i gave up
  17. whats your diet like, what food do you eat. alot of carbs or fatty foods.. what are you trying to do, loose the podge, gain some muscle definition or just be healthy.
  18. BSA 50cc, KTM 50cc twist and go, Kawasaki 65cc, Honda CR 80, Honda CR 85 SW, Yamaha YZ 85 BW, suzuki RM 125, Yamaha YZ 125 (my favorite) thats the bike order i owned them, if i get really bored will look for pics somewhere
  19. theres being mature, and theres being a pussy about it this year has been pretty epic really, got in the Army (which meant) fitness is much better another year of not being tempted to smoke another year of not being tempted by drunks started eating right and weight training made the best freinds you could ask for had some of the messiest night ever have no insucurities (now i have been introduced to naked everything, night club, trampoline, taxi, walk home) its awesome fun got another new car still with the love of my life, thoughts of engagement (crazy) oh, did i mention how much beer and spirits i have drunk one of my closest friend is in afghan, but the simpliest things can cheer me up, a phone call, bluey or the comical photos he send me.. hes gunna love his crimbo pressys from me but, unfortunately, my grandad has altsphimaz (sp) which means i know longer know who he is, nor have the patience to even spend time with him, which i am angry at myself for, but i would rather remember him for who he was than what unfortunatly he has become, other than that, 2009 has been the best year ever, bring on 2010
  20. www.myprotien.co.uk just get whey, and dont get that shit from holland and barrots or go to a gnc near you and talk to them, their pretty helpful if you get a nice person
  21. do a search, this was covered in some detail. but, if you like wasting your money thats you'll never get back when time to sell then modify i myself, and very much for spunking my money away
  22. i think a certain part of it is because of the Army, but, i have known her since birth and we're been amazing friends for 12 years, been out in total for just over 5 years.. and i'm not bored of her yet keeps rattling round my head, but then i think "hang on, my posting prefernce will be germany", but i know in my heart (gay) that i wouldnt dream of leaving her, i could be all manly and say what happens on the piss stays on the piss but again thats not true, but we did talk about germany, shes knows my mates and what their like. deffo needs more thinking on this bad boy though, nothing wrong with a prelonged engagment
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