MrSuave

The hottest EMO girls are the ones with jeans that are so tight that you can tell whether they have stared puberty or not from 10ft away.....they usually haven't, which is great. not a damn hair on them and all i have to do to get laid is make sure i look like i've ram-raid the cosmetics counter of superdrug, or kiss a man, which is a whole new can of worms.

Yo Chump! Goldtec make CNC'd mech hangers for just about every frame going, aint not no never gonna bend one of them me thinks..... the KONA one looks like a type K jobbie.. GO GET! Goldtec Hangers

al reeeght now!!!!! im going with the lady friend at the weekend to look at my new porsche sundays got my vote.... brooooom broooom...........

reminisce, ahhhhhhh............ i remember hopping along a bench with front wheel on the seat and back wheel on the floor at the end of my road because my friend could backhop with SPD's on and learning all the basic's in the park near my house. Degreasing my rims with pedros orange peel citrus degreaser - oh the smell , running deore cantelivers with blue and red kool stops, 2.1 onza tyres, getting a ging thing for xmas, the first v brakes coming out and getting a DX red one. wow..... learning to backhop on a 17" XC bike with suspension, 3 chainrings and flat purple anodised tranz x bars. and spending all summer hol's riding with friends until your hands hurt... Big memory was riding at the bike show in the first search for trials star final, being on blue peter ,getting my M.A.D contract and just me and hawzee riding at NASS before it opened to the public, they all mean so much to me. good thread, makes you dream

Adamant A1 for the win!!! I had problems with crank clearance missing the brake caliper, u have same or was it ok with echo cranks? Also, Brisa bar n stem, interesting. I have a set of them in my garage.... may be worth playing around. Looks minty. top man

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super smashing lovely. i shall be out after about 1ish...... top banana

bingo bongo haven't had so much fun on TF for ages. Charel, give your sister my regards

dont say you dont like oranges until you've tried oranges my son.....

'we're only joking yadda yadda yadda'

oh were not starting with those are we?? ........we are?! oh right then; if theres grass on the wicked lets play cricket....... if not, f**k it. i would just like to point out that i am in no way related to, nor do i support the actions of the former pop star Gary Glitter but i am an avid fan of his work. and while on this subject; What king had the most children? Jonathon King

73 + 68 - no worky.... XTP's are external headset, if the MBK is internal you need a new one of them too... ...and not being funny, but this is all obviously coming from tarty, so why dont you just ring them?? they know all!

im glad my fellow perverts can empathise with my adolescent flesh addiction... your avatar has just got me into trouble at work, i was staring at it for 8mins solid.... ooooooh

yer but whats 9yrs between friends eh? its not like i'd be the first is it?! Anyway, young girls are brill cos there really light and you can pick them up and stuff...... BTW - if you have sex with a young girlie and you use a condom it doesn't count, the infection rating must be at least +5 and you must hear an auduable 'snap' of the heimen. When your later in court, put it down to either mental dillusion or suprise sex... works everytime

LMAO - ''im a dragon slayin' lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and kill monsters by day'' Come'on peasents, get with the program - Vaseline intensive car active fresh with 'pro-derma' (whatever the hell that is) and Vera Wang cologne..... now your talking....

Raceface also dont do a 127.5 square taper BB. and a friend whos an extremely light and not knarly rider snapped a Ti one I say UN53 all the way, bearings are superb, its fully sealed and the drive side cup is steel not wanky aluminium so it doesnt round off, plus cheap as chips

looks good Ben, not as good as mine obviously cos mine has 'Big Towler was ere' written on the downtube , WTF?! couple a questions while im here - do you find running the 'low' echo stem right ontop of the headseti.e, no spacers, the best setup? And im running a heatsink rear booster, you reckon thats just overkill? and finally, had a right mare setting the rear brake up, with RS7's and 127.5BB, cranks kept clipping the pistons , just about enough clearance now, but any tips on that little niggle? Cheers ears Tom

The way that van was getting battered up and down the road @ Koxx days, im suprised it lasted that long , Ah man, surely you need a whole new wiring loom? what about fuel tank and fuel pumps? or was the original lump injection? so many things to think about when undertaking a job like this eh? I did a mk2 16v 1.8i conversion into a mk1 golf, that was hard enough, but a petrol injection lump from a saloon into a dieslel van?! Fair play, Brilliant, top marks...... dont forget to keep us updated!

My ex's (who im still good friends with) little sister is 14 and has a 'secret' stash of condoms that my ex checks on now and again, she reckons theres on average about 9 going missing a week So your little sis isn't the only one , ahem, 'discovering' Some people just get there quicker than others. BUT..........., Ex's little sister is hot as fook, i definately would, sex register or not...... so er....yer..... be worried Oh god, i am actually turning into a kiddie fiddler

what your one day a week?! u damn halfrauds bum not to worry mate, dont think el fredo was ever going to able to change his week off and i damn sure wasn't going to sack off a week in Ibiza with 2 young ladies for 3 days riding bikes with 2 blokes in Wales!!! have a good one a do some mental stuff, get it all on video or you will be punished by the man with the big bat Peace fool.....

u dirty pissflaps last time i take you two to koxx days....

Find your local powdercoating company, go see them and get them to remove the paint. The company i used did it while i waited, took like 10mins and charged me a whopping great £5 Either that or acid the bad boys or try 'mangers' paint stripper, its like a thick jelly stuff and is only £6 for 5litres from any leyland paint store.

i say buy a mini trampoline and just carry it around everywhere... God that walls a b*****d, was getting well proper upset but got the shitbag in the end.... well both rinse it next time, thee concrete shall not wineth!

king king king king king....... Ive had 4. all have performed faultlessly, no skips, so silly buggers. nothing....... expensive but then you get what you pay for. But the hope stuff is pretty robust, just not as 'tight' IMO

as matt said, drilled walls and plaz pads work a treat, they dont wear quick either, had them on my control for a few weeks, beasty! As for the stem matt,yes its the 'low' version, only had the bike a day but in terms of reach etc i find it very similar to that of my control with 110x10 thomson stem just higher off the floor... yup, i really need a super pro guard, ha ha, it looks like its 36th bashguard on that bike we shall see....