MrSuave

i leave all my STD related problems to the chit-chat area DID IT!! bike upside down, big f**k off club hammer and a drift bar, few whacks and out it came, little bugger..... Cheers all

my two rather different machines - first and foremost my Adamant A1, bought the frame off ben@hulltrials (cheers dude for rapid delivery!) and it looked mashed but its really just aesthetical, nothing major Spec as follows; Adamant A1 long Echo control forks - 4bolt Chris king headset echo hi-fi stem Viz! maxbars HS33 06 front and rear, rear coust/sinks, front plaz crm Heatsink booster RS7's, drilled bash KMC kool chain Chris king cog DMR tension seeker with 'special' mod's VP's Front wheel - American classic on Onza hog, sapim spokes, try-all tyre Rear wheel - Chris king classic, Onza ronnie, sapim spokes, Maxxis 2.5 high roller [attachmentid=5780] [attachmentid=5781] And my BMX, lovin the flatland, not had her long but she makes me smile Spec; Hoffman bikes frame 18.5tt Snafu bar n stem Ruption forks ( ) 3pc cranks flybikes 25t sprocket Proper hubs, alex rims Maxxis tyre ODI grips no-name pegs, grip taped to the max odyssy seat suntour oldskool s/clamp cane creek headset NO DAMN BRAKES! wahey! [attachmentid=5782] [attachmentid=5783]

When you take off, aim to go 'up' as well as 'forwards'. imagine you were throwing a ball over a long distance. you wouldnt throw it flat, youd pitch it upwards, same theory really. Also i find masturbation and lemon sherbets help me go further

Ha ha....... this is hilarious. talking about 1.2 clios having 'performance' and like '110bhp' oh my, thats huge isn't it. Dont get me wrong, i drove a 98' fiesta 1.1 as my first car BUT it was slow, ugly, badly built and a total piece of crap! it wasn't good at all!! i did have a race with a milkfloat once, beat him off the line but then his electric turbo kicked in....... ...except for the astra van (bucky gave it a good bashin at koxx days!), the 1.6golf and the poorly RS turbo everything else on here is turbowank, i mean, you cannot seriously think a car thats banana yellow and sounds like a cup of coffee and perform's like one too is cool? unless your a bit bent. EDIT - pug rallye and gti and good too, forgot them

when Brisa were around i cracked 2 frames, snapped 2 sets of bars and bent one set of there forks, replaced every single bit without question totally free of charge. Hope are also pretty handy, overhauled my old bulb rear hub twice, one replacing the driveshell and springs for free. genrally i find if you talk to them in a respectable manner. i.e - dont act like an uneducated child, most companies would rather help you out than risk bad feedback on components, they should always do at least a cost price/ half price replacement deal.....

tried that already, me and dad pulling one fork leg each while standing on the bars, no budge just had a thought, if i spin it upside down and put an extension bar up the steerer tuba and whack the hell of it with a large hammer i can maybe force it upwards enough to allow me to undo it, or just bash it right out... hmmmm EDIT; great minds eh !!! ^^^ ha ha

Okey doke, got a wee problem i hope someone may have a bright idea about ..... Basicly, my headset became loose whilst riding yesterday so out come the allen keys, i undo the stem bolts and attempt to tighten the topcap bolt but it just keeps spinning, it will neither tighten or undo so i can only guess that the star fangled nut is spinning in the steerer i cant phisicly pull it out with brute force or by wedging a chisel in between the top cap and stem, it just wont budge! so before i get very annoyed and resort to a big f**k off drill and drill the head off the top cap bolt and prob ruin my chris king cap at the same time. does anyone have any bright ideas of how to resolve this irritating little problem? thanks in advance... MrSuave

FRED YOU f**kING PONSE!!! get in touch and stop ignoring my txts, shes not worth it, they never are, they just steal your money and eat into your (bike) riding time....... midweek ride? hernia bay or whistable? (im gonna do that bloody hook to rear wheel properly this time lamb shank!)

The DMR jump ones are HEAFTY! massive gusset at the top, uber duber super pooper strong, although they do weigh slightly more than asia

you sweaty northern bints! stop using your magical MJC powers to do mahussive stuff, you make me feel like an inferior southern ponse :$ .......................oh hang on......I AM! Mat & Cap - them taps are worthy of a full blown turbo wank

oy you.!!! i would like to draw your attention to the fact that i going to ibiza on 9th July, i will be back sunday the 16th, dont be a couple of peckers and go without me or ill f**k you both up with my big stick..... ill tell jam sponge when he gets back from getting blown out by the hotty in spain that we need to go week later, or im out and no, you cant borrow my van! dont do it, itll be turbo wank without me to show you how to drink and pull underage gurliessss... . I am not coming back until i get put on the sex offenders register... Gits....

get a heatsink, there badboy and silver...... anodised bits are turbo wank, remember when purple bits were all the rage? well then, yer, no silly coloured stuff. Oh and those michelins f**kin suck - get a maxxis or a try-all.

Oh great '' here, look at this frame, its absolutely mashed up'' - I just bought it you bugger! Ha ha, im sure itll be fine. nothing a bit of spray paint and some zip ties wont fix...... Hope you can get it in the post today matey...

Public transport?.... PAH! you lot really need to buy a car! I shall be seing you there on saturday about 1ish hopefully and maybe sunday tooooo pete....love you

oh shut up...... i like girls, smoking and bikes. not football! YOU GET WITH THE PROGRAM PECKER!!!!

bet your girlfriends dying for a proper f**k ...... lol Just joking my friend. Im 23 and my friends call me '2 week tommy' as i never seem to date girls for longer than that, the problem i find is never weather im attracted to them or not, its their whole demenour and how they are, the last girl i dated was not the most attractive ive ever been with by my god we just had a blast everytime we were in each others company, she was a great girl, we went out for about 9weeks :$ . We all like attention and when its reciprocated its a great feeling. Girls are to be appreciated but then i find its always the age old question.......'' f**k or marry?'' you can never have both .

It would have been a better picture if the tube went up your arse and you pogo'd off down the road on it! oh hang on..... maybe it did and thats why you're talking out your rectum?! just kiddin man, things breaking in general is not a pleasant thing, maybe they could do an urban version of the frame? same geo with heftier tubes for fatties and street riders ... win!

if you break the frame, MAD/Saracen will give you a new one well they always did in previous years..... decent geo on em now too, not spot on, but good for the money

Surely the next game is on Sunday no? i may be wrong, im not exactly bang into football, anyway, kick off wont be till like 4pm anyways will it? oh god, im all confused ahhhhhhhhh.... f**k it. i wanna make it SUNDAY!

s'ok pete, ill take you riding on sunday. Just dont forget the KY and a big rolling pin......

jeeesh.... Well you may as well have a go at me because i dont wear my riding clothes very much, i wear them when im er......riding! Im definately not a chav and a very long way from an EMO, hell i may even be a 'trendy'!! oh my god, im trendy, i think ive just lost the will to live..... My Skate shoes are tops for riding but i would never wear them out at the weekend, just not my bag baby. Same goes for my riding jeans. I'd wear a pair of Diesel or Replay Jeans, prob a tad destressed that cost me £140 so apart from the fact they'd inhibit my movement on a bike they cost alot of money dont want to ruin them do i? prob add to this an All Saints shirt and belt and my Dune pointy lace up shoes. When im casual ill wear jeans my converse allstars and a tshirt, i could wear any of this riding but i dont really want to, i have other articles of clothing that are better suited. i wont wear those clothes on my bike so im suddenly a total pratt?......riiiiiiight I agree the lad looks a bit odd but thats simply because he has different taste to me and obviously some of you, no need to slate him for it though. Its like having an argument over music, everyones taste is different and thats the end of it..... you like slipnot, i like Motown. Bohooo...... You say tomato, i say f**k off......

so er....yer..... sorry, what was the topic again?

Oh god, this rides going to full of bloody mods. i might bring my BMX so i dont feel left out! Ill be there kiddies i suspect. not sure exactly what time though so if someone can PM me a contact number, be much appreciated.... MrSuave

yep. porthcawl will do you then

Surely Porthcawl if your in Bristol ....... or are we talking muddy bank natural here?