Sneakers O'Toole

That was one of the most boring races i have seen in a long time.

Force feed a cat Jellybeans and sell it to a homophobic Japanese man.

If you can't be bothered selling drugs you don't deserve any money.

They'll still be less gay than you though.

I squirted a roadie with my hosepipe today. He won't make smart comments to me again.

I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our Island home, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary alone. At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of His Majesty's Government-every man of them. That is the will of Parliament and the nation. The British Empire and the French Republic, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native soil, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength. Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.

It's a toss up between roasted rat or tarantula. I drew the line at drinking snakes blood though. Thailand is a seriously weird place!

I was going to vote but then i realised i had no idea what i was voting for or who was wanting to do what. Plus i'd have to drive around the corner and no doubt some hippie would shout at me for doing that. Much easier to sit inside, moan about the world and jerk it to pregnant porn.

If there are any 2nd hand car dealers near you go in and ask if they need anyone to clean the cars on the forecourt. Its one of the many jobs they don't like doing and would rather pay someone to do for them. You get to work outside in the sun and play with a hosepipe!

I used to collect old Adidas jackets but i've got rid of them now. My main collection now is Adidas trainers, i really need some proper Nastase's.

I found 2 grams of coke on the pavement in Leeds one night. That was a nice suprise.

I remember years ago FHM had a insect fighting league. They really looked like great battles. I'd like to see a brown bear vs a bull though.

I've met a few lads from Mansfield while i've been at uni. Always talking about 'dispatching' 'youths'. Funny guys.

According to your profile you're 14. Go tell a teacher.

Don't most youths today knife each other? Try that.

If this guys as big and "ard" as you make out then expect any of the following...broken cheekbone/eyesocket, missing teeth, broken nose, dislocated jaw. The smart thing to do would be to not go through with it.

Your an idiot. Getting punched in the face rarely leaves you smirking afterwards.

I gotta agree. My laid back attitude and not bothering really if i got good marks helped me. Not to toot my own horn but i always do well in exams.

I was never a big reviser. 2 days before i'd usually look over my notes and attempt a practice question. The day before the exam i wouldn't do any, i felt it would just confuse me.

Talking bollocks on TF?

Till tuesday i'm a student but on wednesday i start my career as a Used Car Salesman. Great.

To be honest i think Kuyt has been a great player for Liverpool. He wasn't great as an out and out striker but in his new role he is on fire.

I would say i do have a problem with alcohol. My main problem is not knowing when to stop. I will literally drink solidly till the club shuts and then stagger home and have a few more before crashing out. When i'm pissed i make really stupid decisions, i have shagged so many grim birds while smashed, done lots of drugs that i try to stay away from when sober. Last friday i went out and was pissed by about 9pm, dropped a couple of E's carried on drinking, got home at 5am, put my hand through a shed window and had to be taken to A and E in an ambulance.

Theres no such thing.

Typical police jobsworths. My brother is exactly the same.