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Hooty is your simple hooting owl, the one we all pictured as kids. Screechy on the other hand is exotic with his screechy tones and invisiblness. Hopefully a cat will eat them both.

I have two owls outside my window, Screechy and Hooty. I prefer Hooty.

Even the writers don't like the show. The episode in the last series where Tony (its is tony right?) went to look at university was described by the writer as "the biggest pile of shit i ever wrote". God stuff. Fit birds in it though.

First episode wasn't brilliant hoping the second will be better.

Dave Seaman - The Master Series. Bloody brilliant!!

I've got a black one...

Try not to let it get to you, it makes it worse. I survived on 2 hours sleep a night for about 6 months.

I go through stages of really bad insomnia, the best way i have found to get round it is to read a decent book. I'll get to bed around midnight, read till 2am then normally i'll get atlest 2 hours in before i wake up. If i don't read i end up lying there cursing the damn insomnia and end up getting no sleep at all. Sometimes it's best just to get up and do something if you can't sleep, go for a walk or clean your room. Also try moving the position of your bed, that worked for me for a while.

It'd be hard to do much worse.

Empire of the Sun - We are the people. Not my usual cup of tea but i'm really liking them at the minute.

I must agree with 26 always coming in. It's a real life saver.

Like a bag of bastards

I'm from Bradford!!! It's a great city!

Life doesn't stop because its dark. Go out and live your life. You may get arrested for entering shops but who are the police to stop you living your life?

I've been catching up wit The Hills. Shit its good. Also, driving back to Lincoln tonight my mate in the car behind thought it would be a good idea to miss a junction on the M18, then slam into the side barrier. Due to the shock he drove on till Doncaster and stopped in a random BandQ carpark. Leaving me the task of finding him.

I'm going to attempt to bed a married woman.

Call him Barry.

DDG Shooter - Stolen DDG Shooter - Still got, use as a commuter bike now Echo ES2 - Brilliant frame, shame it cracked Echo Urban blue - Not as good as the es2 but stronger, until my dad ran over it in a transit van. Onza T-Raptor - One of Akriggs old frames. It was f**ked but kept me going while i waited for a replacment. Echo Urban white - Last ever frame. Still got it next to my computer.

Going to a house party then to see The Courteeners in Leeds then back to a house party. Should be a fun night.

I'd stick it all on Black (in ladbrokes of course, no fancy casinos for me) and hope for the best.

Out of ideas for a genuinely good show?

How do you 'read into' a Top Gear episode?

Thailand Jump on a train from bangkok for £20 down to the port down south (suri thani or summat), then get a boat for £13 to Koh Phangan. You can stay at a beach hut for £1.50 a night during the winter or £10 a night in summer. The beaches rock, food is about 50p for a curry, beer is cheap as chips and there is an endless supply of weed, shrooms and lsd. Otherwise you can ride elephants, motorbikes, tuk tuks or go to another island and do pretty much anything you want. Full moon parties are always amazing aswell!!! Oh and there is an amazing amount of natural to ride! A plane ticket to Thailand shouldnt be too much either...maybe £400-£600.

I've had my brothers girlfreinds family round all day for some reason. It really pissed me off. My hangover didn't help my mood. Tomorrow i have all my family coming round and they're all bringing their annoying kids/babies who will no doubt want to play with my frogs/guitar/anything remotly expensive. Bah humbug. On the positives though my mum bought me a cracking set of darts!

Meeting in Skipton at 2pm for food then its pub crawl time. Hopefully no one will wake up in a cell this year.