Sneakers O'Toole

Cut the lock and take whats yours. Don't bother explaining yourself afterwards just don't get caught. I hate stuff it when people try to fine your for stuff like that. I've been cursed by many a traffic warden for doing one while they try write me a ticket. Idiots.

I had a great St George's day! Highlight was getting a St George's cross painted on my cock by some bird in the club, pics later. Lowpoint was getting kicked out of the club for wearing a flag as a cape.

I'm looking forward to slaying a dragon later on.

Fighter Jet! I found skydiving massivly overhyped.

Smashing Pumpkins - Porcelina of the vast oceans. I forgot how good an album Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is.

That really was a brilliant video. Some of those lines were crazy!

I've worked as a Litigation Consultant despite knowing nothing about litigation. I basically took calls all day from people about to lose their homes and either took payments, talked to our laywers or told them we would be taking their house. That job was soul destroying. Kicking a single mum out of her house a week before Xmas while i could hear he kids in the background on the phone was the final straw. I've also worked as Sales Opperative for a bathroom manufacturer. That was a good job, played darts all day and tok calls from builders merchants. Once I've finished uni my dad has asked me to work for him so I will be a car salesman which will be good.

I'm sure typing the words watching....lost....online....might bring a few results up.

I just bought a new pair of trainers while sitting on the toilet. Take that 1980's! In fact i could do all my daily tasks from the toilet i reckon.

It's only 2am, no need to be attempting sleep. I like to use the hours between 2 and 4 to read up on subjects such as engineering and science.

F1 could easily be made into a teatime soap. It's a real farce.

Lee Pennington and The Loud - It's Gold Up North Grand tune!

Running and jumping. Yeah thats gunna take an age to learn.

Best looking car this season is probably the Brawn, i love that huge front wing. Best looking car ever has to be the Renault when Alonso won the championship. It were a doosy.

Big Brother man, just like Orwell predicted!

I don't understand people replying in here wanting new geo on a classic frame, that wouldn't be a Zero. You lot have plenty of long bikes with silly BB rise to choose from. The old Zero was brilliant, all it needs is a little more tyre clearence and beefing up on the BB area.

My mate was practically wanking over the lineup. I'd only really want to see Ian Brown and The Couteeners but watching bands in such a big place doesn't really do it for me. I've done the festival thing and it blew chunks.

What an arse! I swear it was 12.40 last time i looked at the clock. El bastardo!

He got excited about the stupidest things and constantly cut Martin off.

Yeah i didn't like the new commentator. They should have just brought everyone from ITV over.

David Jason (Del Boy) has had to apologise over a 'racist' joke he made on the radio. The joke was 'What do you call a pakistani cloak room attendant?.......Mahatma Coat. Thats not even a racist joke, it's a play on the sound of a name. Idiots.

I wish i had a decent plan for after Uni.

Bit of a bump but i'm in need of something to read that will take my mind off my workload. I'm looking for something similar to Orwell's 1984 or Aldous Huxley's A Brave New World, anything with a Utopia/Dystopia style really. Maybe someone knows some decent ones, save me from reading a load of tripe. Cheers

I sent a Get Well with a stick man drawn inside card and 2p. My mum loved it!

I'll shag anything thats got a hole for my pecker.