Hannah Shucksmith Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefletch Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."For sexual advice, there's a clip in mean girls from coach carter. something along the lines of ''if you have sex, you will get klamidia, and die'' (he spells it with a K on the film)And just to clarify, you where camping, so no immidiate washing facilities? and no condom? and i'm assuming you dont have a portable Colonic Irrigation kit with you? and you decide to try a cheeky poke up the back door.... what were you planning on doing with your shitty cock afterwardsidiot.Fletch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."are you lindsey lohan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hitcher Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 (edited) Nope I didn't know what she was like before, only found out after, hence the slight worry.And a good point has been made about a topic of this nature, on a forum like this, it'll most likely get inappropriate so an Admin / Mod, please close it if you feel it necessary.No, at one point almost, but she wasn't having any of it.So basically you tried to bum rape her? Edited September 1, 2008 by The Hitcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
531joshua Posted September 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Sorry, but you really have went a bit far there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakers O'Toole Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Hey, that almost makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Sorry, but you really have went a bit far there.Stop being such a girl, it was clearly a joke - a bit of banter like the rest of the forum. The thing that is starting to make this place unbearable is people like you not getting what goes on. STI problems? See a doctor, go to a clinic, whatever. If you really MUST post about it on here, surely the f**king GIRL TROUBLE THREAD will suffice? THINK about what you're doing and you wont have to go feeling all offended when people then do the obvious. Close, for gods sake close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Is this where I can ask about different lubes for different holes?Just dont cross contaminate your lubes. The tingle1 propper burns your nob like aloe vera = bad timesThe heat 1 roasts your nob like a lit match down the bell end.I find the normal blue durex one works fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakers O'Toole Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Don't rub cocaine onto a girls sensitive bits. It's not good for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Don't rub coconut butter skin moisturiser onto a girls sensitive bits. It tastes like shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Hahaha...Was looking forward to having a play with tingle lube as well I gave my mate some non lubed condoms, so gave him the tingle stuff as well. He came back to school the neext day with a massive grin on his face said he was in love with the lube! So personal preference i suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Anal?? What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 What?we all wanna give it to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 we all wanna give it to youI bet none of you fags are man enough to take it up the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hitcher Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 (edited) Anal, which lube do you prefer... Edited September 1, 2008 by The Hitcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefletch Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Just dont cross contaminate your lubes. The tingle1 propper burns your nob like aloe vera = bad timesThe heat 1 roasts your nob like a lit match down the bell end.I find the normal blue durex one works fine.the tingle one is basically like rubbing slightly dilluted peppermint collgate all over you cock, other than that, i'd deem it pretty useless. thought it would fun, but it doesnt do alot. Lube is for those that can't prepare a pussy properly. My excuse was curiosity, which i guess will one day extend to anal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 the tingle one is basically like rubbing slightly dilluted peppermint collgate all over you cock, other than that, i'd deem it pretty useless. thought it would fun, but it doesnt do alot.do you fancy explaing how that came about?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boon racoon Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 2 words that work in every situation: Man UpSTI's are just like Scout's badges anyway, aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 I bet none of you fags are man enough to take it up the arse.i know a couple on here who would... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 STI's are just like Scout's badges anyway, aren't they?I AM THE KING OF STI'S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme_biker0 Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 STI's are just like Scout's badges anyway, aren't they?Yeah, in that OP just got a few while out camping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Very informative. Cheers dude Hahaha...Was looking forward to having a play with tingle lube as well www.lovehoney.co.uk search for warming lube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Yeah, in that OP just got a few while out camping.I chortled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 whats all this talk of lube, spit on the the mofo...on a serious note, if your really that bothered go see a doctor, i did once.. turned out to be thrush, got a cream and went home. job and done,you should only be embarrised if you have a tiddler ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefletch Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 whats all this talk of lube, spit on the the mofo...on a serious note, if your really that bothered go see a doctor, i did once.. turned out to be thrush, got a cream and went home. job and done,you should only be embarrised if you have a tiddler ???no one has mentioned that yet actually, that really would put right up shit creek without a paddle and two broken arms lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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