Dan6061 Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 http://www.omegle.comPost your best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 You: helloStranger: hiiYou: how are youStranger: im good, you?You: im good thanksYou: male or female?Stranger: that sgood, im a maleStranger: you?You: great, i'm femaleYou: how old are you?Stranger: 15Stranger: u?You: i'm 15 too Stranger: wow, cool thats weird haha.Stranger: do you know whatStranger: TF2 means?You: team fortress 2Stranger: wtff..?Stranger: bahaha kYou: what?Stranger: idk what that isYou: what does TF2 mean thenStranger: i have no ideaStranger: i was asking you..You: trials forum? xDStranger: hahah.Own up to it.. who was it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 (edited) Stranger: hiYou: hello m or fStranger: i fartedYou: bloke thenand You: hello m or fStranger: bothStranger: pre op trannsexualStranger: how are you?You: ? Edited April 10, 2009 by Spookylukey³ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley-Wood Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 (edited) Stranger: http://whatalame.mybrute.comwho was it ? Stranger: hiYou: yooooStranger: aslYou: 16 male englandYou: youStranger: 17 male chinaYou: you a lady boy?Stranger: do you like basketballYou: no i like trials, do you?Stranger: yesYou: whats is it then ?Stranger: wocaonimaStranger: ni ge sha bi wierd one there Edited April 10, 2009 by Ashley-Wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-Addy A3 Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Stranger: heyStranger: just try out this little nifty game >>> http://charmees.mybrute.comhaha, they said it well quick then left lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Fortunately, I've got enough real friends to talk to without wasting time on that shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 (edited) HAHAHA!!!You: hey Stranger: Bored? Of course you are, you're on omegle. Try http://rrowland.mybrute.com/ - A fun new game. Edited April 10, 2009 by weirdoku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-Addy A3 Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Fortunately, I've got enough real friends to talk to without wasting time on that shit...only as a bit of a joke really lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guuuuuuuuu leeeeeeeee Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Stranger: hi|You: hi sexy Stranger: where are you?You: your a pedo mateStranger: i'm a famous pornostarYou: nice shame you cant spll your own professionYour conversational partner has disconnected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 hahaha i ust went on this for the first time:Stranger: HAIYou: heyStranger: HAIYou: how are youYou: ?Stranger: fine. just looking up some cp ;DYou: cp?Stranger: child pr0nYou: lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 (edited) Stranger: HiYou: heyStranger: asl?You: 15, f, ukYou: you?Stranger: 18/m/ukStranger: 15 eh?Stranger: failYour conversational partner has disconnected.You: you better not be a nonceStranger: don't worryStranger: i'm notYou: goodStranger: JKStranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAWeeeeird Edited April 10, 2009 by Si-man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 (edited) Replace fanny with the c word.You: hellooStranger: helloStranger: Are you happy ?You: quiteYou: you?Stranger: yes i am. Do you have alot of friends?You: yeahStranger: wellStranger: you cant always depend on the friends you got in times of troubleStranger: i would like to introduce you to a personYou: who?Stranger: His name is JesusStranger: He can be your best friendYou: jesus is a fannyStranger: Accept him into your heartYou: noYou: if he was realStranger: The devil speaks through youYou: i wouldnt be able to call him a fannyStranger: The power of christ repent youYou: haha f**k off you bible bashing willyStranger: i will pray for you my childYou: JESUS ISNT REALStranger: that your soul shall find peaceStranger: i will pray hardStranger: i will tell of you in churchgroup and we'll all pray for your soulYou: hahaYou: yeah, tell your mates, that the fanny you're there to see, doesnt exist Edited April 10, 2009 by Fixed Pants™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich J Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Im speaking to a brazilian. Or at least I think so....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 HAHAHA!!!You: hey Stranger: Bored? Of course you are, you're on omegle. Try http://rrowland.mybrute.com/ - A fun new game.ive just had exactly the same thing lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 (edited) Stranger: Hey, I wanna see your bare feet, send a pic pleaseYou: okay hold onYou: http://www.photogalaxy.com/pic/jinxed66-1/bear_feet.jpgStranger: alright!You: pic of my bear feetStranger: THATS NOT WHAT I WANTEDYou: you like?Stranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEStranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEStranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEStranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEStranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYou: is E a good thing?Stranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEStranger: IM f**kING SCREAMING RIGHT NOWStranger: f**kING FACE IS REDYou: you poor childStranger: YOU MOTHERf**kERYou: go to a doctorStranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEStranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEStranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEStranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEStranger: YOU THINK THATS f**kING FUNNYStranger: DO YOU!You: yeahStranger: f**kING MORONStranger: f**k YOUUUUUUYou: says youStranger: BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHStranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYou: who is writing EEEYou: etc.Stranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEStranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYou: i'm a big fan of your workStranger: ITS ME SCREAMINGStranger: YOU fanny FACED ARSEHOLEYou: maybe we should meet up for some kind of conferenceStranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEStranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEStranger: I WOULD KICK YOUR ASSStranger: BASTERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYour conversational partner has disconnected.I'm good at this:You: güten tagStranger: guten morgenYou: HAHA JOKE'S ON YOU I'M ENGLISH YOU f**kYou have disconnected. Edited April 10, 2009 by JonMack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Tomo Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: heyStranger: hiYou: go on this site please i need more pupils >>>>>>>> http://tomo1.mybrute.comStranger: everbody must hate meYou: how are you?You: why?Stranger: there all disconnectingYou: awwYou: you go on site?Stranger: no you f**ktard i dont klick on some stupid linksStranger: you f**king fannyStranger: i slit your throatYou: whyYou: its only an arena thingStranger: because of your f**king links motherf**kerYou: no wonder people disconnectYou: i know I'm a mother f**kerYou: because i f**k your mumStranger: if you disconnect just now i will kill your familyStranger: u heard!You: lmaoYou: fannyStranger: okay thats all i know wrom english bad wordsStranger: You: wer you from?Stranger: germanyYou: oh your a pr*ckStranger: maybeYou: thats what we call germansYou: nicknameYou: not offensiveStranger: were u from?You: englandStranger: we call you the tommysYou: what do you pr*cks do in your past time?Stranger: and we want to invade your country and rape your womenYou: ooo niceYou: shame thoughYou: tried it twice andfailed both timesStranger: getting more tanks, submarines and planes to f**k youn upYou: oh well 3rd time lucky i suppose eh?Stranger: all the good thing is 3.Stranger: yeaYou: ye like those three good sisters you haveYou: f**ked em allStranger: and this time we have the us and a on our side!You: hahaYou: dream onStranger: okayStranger: we start with polandStranger: and then we own franceStranger: trying to invade englandYou: exactly tryingStranger: and russia at the same timeYou: then failingStranger: because of us and aYou: united states and america?You: you mean ofYou: daft arseStranger: did you see borat?You: oh yeahStranger: he says this all the timeYou: has a tashYou: like hitlerStranger: ^^You: he's rongStranger: like hitler was wrong but everbody believed himYou: and look how that turned outStranger: they believed some brown haired, austrian guy who hasnt got blue eyesYou: less land, corruption, less money, hatred need I say more?You: soooStranger: but how to make sure it doesnt happen anymore?You: who will be leading you this time?Stranger: the internet lolYou: hahaStranger: very charismatic : www.rotten.comYou: how will that help?Stranger: dunno dude dont take me too seruoisYou: I'm notStranger: okayYou: how old are you?Stranger: i ahve drunken a beer too mutchStranger: 18You: what was tht?You: 12Stranger: ?You: oh sorry 18You: dusnt matterStranger: do you not believ me?You: doubtfulStranger: well i dont careStranger: like u said it dusn matterYou: so...You: you pr*cks have nice ladies?Stranger: well in a country who are living about 83 million people there must be some pretty ladyYou: no i mean lotsYou: like swedenStranger: like england? xDDDDYou: no..Stranger: dunno i dont often go outYou: thought you didntStranger: i dont see the sun mutchYou: talking about the war and allStranger: i said dont take me seriousYou: i'm notStranger: okay#You: wher abouts in germanyStranger: eastern part former communisticStranger: hail communism!#You: why didnt you just say eastern part?You: bored of you now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich J Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Best start of a conversation goes to a bloke apparently called charile.... You: hiStranger: hiStranger: is that daave?You: yeahh heyStranger: dave mate ...Stranger: i havent seen u on long timeStranger: daaaaaaaveYou: been so long! how you been man?Stranger: not bad daaaave Stranger: ive missed youStranger: so daaaveYou: missed you too.Stranger: asl?Stranger: why am i askingStranger: i no u daaveYou: i dont know!Stranger: haha u always were a jokerYou: yeah I try.Stranger: how old are u mate?Stranger: im gna guess 18Stranger: and male definatelyStranger: prrobably englishStranger: no one else would catch along to this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted April 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 You: hiStranger: oi td brm?You: no thanksYour conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guuuuuuuuu leeeeeeeee Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Stranger: asdStranger: asdasStranger: daStranger: sdStranger: sadStranger: fgsStranger: fjuStranger: edtStranger: fgStranger: bdfStranger: ytStranger: gsrdStranger: nsrtStranger: yStranger: u,igyStranger: iStranger: hbujStranger: kgStranger: hjkStranger: fgStranger: 3hdgStranger: 3Stranger: hStranger: fStranger: 1Stranger: 2Stranger: 3Stranger: 4Stranger: 5Stranger: 6Stranger: 7Stranger: 8Stranger: 9Stranger: 8Stranger: 7Stranger: 6Stranger: 5Stranger: 4Stranger: 3Stranger: 2Stranger: 1Stranger: 2Stranger: 3Stranger: 4Stranger: 5Stranger: 6Stranger: 7Stranger: 8Stranger: 9Stranger: 1Stranger: 1Stranger: 2Stranger: 1Stranger: 3Stranger: 5Stranger: 4Stranger: 3Stranger: 5Stranger: 4Stranger: 6Stranger: 8Stranger: 4Stranger: 5Stranger: 6Stranger: 5Stranger: 4Stranger: 4Stranger: 5Stranger: 8Stranger: 4Stranger: 8Stranger: 4Stranger: 6Stranger: 4Stranger: 1Stranger: 2Stranger: 3Stranger: 4Stranger: 5Stranger: 6Stranger: 7Stranger: 8Stranger: 9Stranger: 8Stranger: 7Stranger: 76Stranger: 5Stranger: 4Stranger: 3Stranger: 2Stranger: 1Stranger: 1Stranger: 2Stranger: 3Stranger: 4Stranger: 5Stranger: 6Stranger: 7Stranger: 8Stranger: 9Stranger: 8Stranger: 7Stranger: 6You: howdy patner do you wanna stop that before you get raped by the mother of my dog ?Stranger: 5Stranger: 4Stranger: 3Stranger: 1Stranger: 2Stranger: f**k YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scarlet Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Man this stuff is weird.I'm posing as a 14 year old girl, let hope I don't get arrested for this tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Man this stuff is weird.I'm posing as a 14 year old girl, let hope I don't get arrested for this tomorrow.Ive not been arrested yet. Had a chat with one guy about TGS (totally gross sex) Talking for about 20 mins about it, then got bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 You: hey f**ktardStranger: hey gayYou: mine was clearly correct, yours however is most certainly falseStranger: lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 (edited) Stranger: 真没劲，到现在一个老外也没碰到Stranger: 你呢Stranger: 在不在You: woah woah woah back it up thereYou: i'm shit at pictionaryStranger: 不骗我You: a house?You: noYou: a trainYou: a stickman train#Stranger: 。。。You: a stickman that's walked over a landmine? Edited April 11, 2009 by Fishy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alextheferret Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 lol! Best conversation ever ^^ok il give it ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Stranger: hiYou: Good afternoonStranger: i here is eveningYou: where is here?Stranger: where are you ?Stranger: chinaYou: cool, im in the ukStranger: coolStranger: are you female?Stranger: girl?You: after my last bit of surgery i will be...You: you?Stranger: surgery?Stranger: what surgery?Stranger: okayStranger: you can goYou: i am having breast implants and having my penis cut off and a vagina surgically grafted onStranger: waitStranger: okayStranger: well doneStranger: byebyeYou: thank you You: byeYour conversational partner has disconnected.lolz this is fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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