How Do You Eat Your Battenburg Cake?

[Muel]

This struck me as a possible topic for discussion. Discuss!

[Revolver]

Well, I voted for cram it in, but I'm equally as likely to eat each square one at a time. Usually opposing corners.

[JT!]

I'm instantly physically sick at the smell of the stuff.

Once my friend tried to waft some in front of me but didn't after i said this is your shop and you'll have to clean up my sick if you bring it any closer to me.

[Pashley26]

Squares

[club_card]

I completly forgot about this cake!! i´m going to go buy one now!

[mr ailsbury]

Get rid of the marzipan and just eat the yummy cake bits

[tomturd]

Remove each corner (with marzipan) and eat.

[Muel]

Some interesting ideas coming out here, good to see I'm not the only one who dissasembles it all first.

How long until the Tarty crew release an intructional video with all the different methods documented?

[Mark W]

I eat my Battenburg like I eat your mum - fast and messy.

[l33th3tr33]

I eat my Battenburg like I eat your mum - fast and messy.

LMFAO

[Ash-Kennard]

with my mouth

[higgzGU!]

I lol'd when i seen this topic hahaa i thought i was like the only one that ate this

[weirdoku]

I like this topic voted.

[Dan6061]

I eat my Battenburg like I eat your mum - fast and messy.

This.