trials owns Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 This should get funny in no time, So yeah, Post up what your most embarrassing moments are!! Got caught by my dad listening to Celine Dion full-on as loud as the computer went Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence--Trials Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 (edited) got caught having a wank Edited February 2, 2012 by Laurence--Trials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 This should get funny in no time, So yeah, Post up what your most embarrassing moments are!! Got caught by my dad listening to Celine Dion full-on as loud as the computer went in no particular order. Simpson helicoptering my face :$ having your GF's mum walk in whilst shes straddling your face as you lick the kebab. totally forgetting you nailed a girl on the beach on holiday, whilst wearing a condom, doing a smash and dash as people were coming, then 20 minutes later going to the bog back in her hotel, only to not pay attention and fire a water balloon across the room. full on singing to miley cyrus in the works yaris with the windows open, unaware there was a car full of big cool people in a convertible next to me. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 after climbing off the top of the ex girlfriend, following a very good shag, go to the bathroom to clean up, still at full mast, open the door with no pants on to find her 4 year old sat on the trap taking a dump. funny thing was at the time, I was embarrassed, but I remember thinking how can a smell like that come from a 4 year old. one for the history books 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Simpson helicoptering my face :$ That wasn't embarrassing, that was just natural..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials owns Posted February 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 haha These are pretty awesome! Gotta admit that's some class right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 having your GF's mum walk in whilst shes straddling your face as you lick the kebab. Gf's mums are the best at one liners thou. I was at my ex missus an her folks had gone out, we got down to it an didn't hear them come back. My ex was just about to come as her mum poked her head through the door an shouted 'when's it my go?!'. f**ker. I couldn't speak to them for weeks. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Gf's mums are the best at one liners thou. I was at my ex missus an her folks had gone out, we got down to it an didn't hear them come back. My ex was just about to come as her mum poked her head through the door an shouted 'when's it my go?!'. f**ker. I couldn't speak to them for weeks. lies 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 My ex's mum telling us that she'd "washed a different kind of sock the other day" turns out the ex had put a condom in the wash 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 lies I knew this was going to arrise so here.. 'Ask your mum kev, she'll be able to tell you all about it' Take THAT! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Hard to beat Tom and Fishy, I recall having a few trouser issues in moments you'd rather they didn't occur. One was in church during a confirmation or something like that when I was still a kid. I was obliged to perform some sort of two-handed gesture in front of the altar and the priest which meant letting go of my trousers which had malfunctioned moments ago while kneeling (button fell of and the zip burst). All I remember is that the trousers fell right down in front of a full church. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 In my local Subway I accidentally pulled the disabled alarm thinking it was what would flush the toilet. I didn't realize and came out and had everyone staring and the employees attempting to open the door. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 My ex's mum telling us that she'd "washed a different kind of sock the other day" turns out the ex had put a condom in the wash Fair one, recession and all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 Made jam pasties in a cookery class in secondary school, ate most of them that evening and thought nothing of it. Woke up early to do my paper round the next morning, and halfway round I sharted. I'm a trooper though because I finished the round before I went home for the clean up. Also being young and foolish, failed a STD test and advised my dad to get tested also... Not what you're thinking, you know just in case my jewel had touched the rim (of the toilet) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 (edited) Also being young and foolish, failed a STD test and advised my dad to get tested also... That's one probably my favorite sentence from the past few weeks Edited February 4, 2012 by bikeperson45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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