Sam Nichols Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Sadly it's that time of year again.. So does anyone have any awesome ideas for presents for the lady in my life? I suck so bad at presents so any help would be greatly appreciated. Anyone that comes up with an idea that gets me sexual gratification will win a mars bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Kindle paperwhite? Google Nexus 7? New bike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Flowers... Clothes... Onesie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Lube. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradJohnson Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Monty M5. When she says she doesn't like it, tell her she's ungrafeful and keep it for you self. Everyones a winner. On a serious note.. Book her tickets too see a show/conset. Or some perfume or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted November 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 I wouldn't know what to do with a Monty M5 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Get her a card of you f**king Lauren. Seriously, come back to southend and bone my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted November 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 You were supposed to hook a nigga up but you never came through with the goods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 That's because you never came back. she's moist for you any time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g1nge@trials Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 a photo album of your time together ? sexy lingerie ? d**k in a box ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 (edited) I suffered the same problems with endless Christmas worries of what to by the missus. I have found the solution, and it's so obvious because it makes birthdays, Christmas and special occasions so freakin' easy! Buy her a Pandora bracelet, they aren't terribly cheap but it's a first class ticket to an undercover surprise on Xmas morning, and whenever your stuck for ideas in the future, you can buy her a new charm and make up some bullsh*t as to why that particular charm meant so much. a photo album of your time together ? sexy lingerie ? duck in a box ? Why would she want a duck? Edited November 21, 2012 by Luke Dunstan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 My girlfriend isn't in the least bit demanding but if I bought her a Pandora bracelet we'd be through on account of them being partly nasty, and being that they're sterling silver. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 My girlfriend isn't in the least bit demanding but if I bought her a Pandora bracelet we'd be through on account of them being partly nasty, and being that they're sterling silver. Obviously not demanding. She's obviously a bit odd, women love Pandora. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g1nge@trials Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Why would she want a duck? who doesnt want a duck haha it wasnt meant to be duck it is a DICK in a box ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Obviously not demanding. She's obviously a bit odd, women love Pandora. That's quite some generalisation, however I fear you're probably not wrong. I do get it i'm just pleased my gal t'aint in to that sort of thing. I've sure bought her some jewellery over the years, it's usually just a bit (in the nicest possible way) a bit better.... I know cost ain't everything but I can happily say I've never bought my girl sterling silver It's more the idea of Pandora stuff that I don't like - just seems a bit bullshit but everyone likes different stuff, and it's not like I have to wear it, I was just putting it out there as it might not be a safe bet for all girls (knowing nothing of Sams GF). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 I've got mine a necklace with a small heart on the end, it's quite cute even if I say so myself haha. She wanted something petite (nothing chavvy and in your face) that she could wear all the time that came from me. And would go with mostly anything. We both chose it together but this is it, wasn't expensive too which is a bonus. Need more ideas though for other little things so will be watching this thread ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 That's quite some generalisation, however I fear you're probably not wrong. I do get it i'm just pleased my gal t'aint in to that sort of thing. I've sure bought her some jewellery over the years, it's usually just a bit (in the nicest possible way) a bit better.... I know cost ain't everything but I can happily say I've never bought my girl sterling silver It's more the idea of Pandora stuff that I don't like - just seems a bit bullshit but everyone likes different stuff, and it's not like I have to wear it, I was just putting it out there as it might not be a safe bet for all girls (knowing nothing of Sams GF). I'm slightly lucky she doesn't have expensive tastes! It shows in her choice of mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob. Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 a big dildo and a video recorder 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Aston Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Go pro and a handle bar mount would work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss-Higgy Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Read 50 shades of grey, give it to her if she hasn't already read it. Also include a self made voucher for as many live scene reenactments as you can handle. Failing that bath bomb sets are always a welcome gift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomy P Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 do people actually worry about this? I'll get her a hungover me from a night out with the lads on xmas eve 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted November 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 (edited) Location: Essex Edited November 21, 2012 by Sam Nichols 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andeee Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Singleton this year (broke up 2 weeks ago) first time in about 6 years! Suppose thats 1 less to buy for and more for myself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomy P Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Location: Essex ^ relevance of this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted November 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Just because I find it strange that you actually seem to fit the shitty reputation that Essex guys have got. Which is weird, 'cause you're the first Essex person I've had 'contact' with who actually is as much of a tool as those plebs on 'The Only Way Is Essex'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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