Simpson Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Then don't do it bareback on the floor? Put a duvet underneath?.. incorrect lingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Yellow Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Then don't do it bareback on the floor? Put a duvet underneath?.. doing it bareback on the floor will reduce the risk of having one of these: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doopdoopbedoop Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 doing it bareback on the floor will reduce the risk of having one of these:A smile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 First to reply, got palmed off a free morning cos her sisters apparently invited herself round, (when shes always at work) ... first person to reply... be harsh or kind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doopdoopbedoop Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 (edited) First to reply, got palmed off a free morning cos her sisters apparently invited herself round, (when shes always at work) ... first person to reply... be harsh or kind?kindedit: now that i've got there first, being kind will get repaid sometime, you're owed some kind time Edited December 1, 2008 by /JD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 SAY SOMETHING HARSH. MAXIMUM VIOLENCE IMMEDIATELY.OBEY ME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 kindedit: now that i've got there first, being kind will get repaid sometime, you're owed some kind time ptch, ill give a comprimise, more pissed cos i turned 2 people down to see her, and she doesn't let me know till 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doopdoopbedoop Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 ptch, ill give a comprimise, more pissed cos i turned 2 people down to see her, and she doesn't let me know till 11That sounds gash, but how bad depends on whether she knows you put that effort in... If not then in a way she can't be blamed for not knowing, but at the same time it's just common decency for her to let you know as soon as poss. Compromise sounds like the right option... something along the lines of "YOU INCONSIDERATE very gorgeous SLUT" should work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 A hypothetical for you What would you do if you fancied a girl, but her best friend and room mate was a complete and utter bitch and kept getting in the way and complicating things? Hypothetically, ignoring her isn't an option, she has to be dealt with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doopdoopbedoop Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 Until January the 1st I can deal with her no problem. After that I will be trying my best not to kill anyone. My diary is quite stacked, but feel free to get in touch and we'll see whether we can work something out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 That sounds gash, but how bad depends on whether she knows you put that effort in... If not then in a way she can't be blamed for not knowing, but at the same time it's just common decency for her to let you know as soon as poss. Compromise sounds like the right option... something along the lines of "YOU INCONSIDERATE very gorgeous SLUT" should work.Shes just terrible at making plans... i mean awful, not the first time! So I said it really pissed me off and i could have gone out with a girl mate to do some christmas shopping, then she got really upset, and i didn't know what was going on, then i was getting short texts, then it turned out it wasn't to do with me it was with her missing her mum, then she told me how much she loved me and blah I can't be assed to put that ^^ ramble into correct english lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Not been here for a while but ive finnaly had it.I spend alot of time with my wifey, im with her alllll the time, i love her to peices shes amazing, but if for some reason god forbid i just fancy seeing my mates instead or doing nothing that instead of going round hers. she f**king flips and starts complaining saying i dont want to see her then i answer her question with yes i do. BUT she will completely ignor that bit.ne one else have this problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 I have in the past. You actually tryed sitting down and talking it through rationally? Just say like, "I've got you and i love you to bits but i really need time with my friends as well, because i cant spend all my time just with you?"Cos' if you take it like a bitch all the time, it aint ever gonna stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Dig Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 Me and my gf split up when i came to uni mid september, we've kept in touch and are still good mates, but talking to her just makes me realise she was the soundest, prittyest, sweetest ect girl i know and that i dont wana go out trying to pull girls at uni and that i want her. She was initialy really hung up on me but has kinda started to like a new man the last few weeks, shortly after i told her how i felt. Shes really proud and i know shed hate to get with me again and be hurt again so i wonder is this new guy just like a shield to sorta protect herself from comiting and getting hurt. What do i do? Im loved up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towler Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 Me and my gf split up when i came to uni mid september, we've kept in touch and are still good mates, but talking to her just makes me realise she was the soundest, prittyest, sweetest ect girl i know and that i dont wana go out trying to pull girls at uni and that i want her. She was initialy really hung up on me but has kinda started to like a new man the last few weeks, shortly after i told her how i felt. Shes really proud and i know shed hate to get with me again and be hurt again so i wonder is this new guy just like a shield to sorta protect herself from comiting and getting hurt. What do i do? Im loved up...We have an answer to this.... Come out on the piss with me and Trav saying you live in Aberdeen now! We can go get drunk have a party be your wing men and if that fails hit private eyes!P.S. How are the rents doing? tell them I was asking for them if your back up at christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 We have an answer to this.... Come out on the piss with me and Trav saying you live in Aberdeen now! We can go get drunk have a party be your wing men and if that fails hit private eyes!P.S. How are the rents doing? tell them I was asking for them if your back up at christmas.watch it cahal, towler fancies your ma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 Not been here for a while but ive finnaly had it.I spend alot of time with my wifey, im with her alllll the time, i love her to peices shes amazing, but if for some reason god forbid i just fancy seeing my mates instead or doing nothing that instead of going round hers. she f**king flips and starts complaining saying i dont want to see her then i answer her question with yes i do. BUT she will completely ignor that bit.ne one else have this problem?That's what's known as "under the thumb".Tell her straight!Me & Hayley go out seperately, I ask if she wants to come and if not I go... And it's the same the other way around. I could NEVER ever get with an attention seeker again, been there, done that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!!()`/D Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 Okay, first dilemma,got a 'big bird' who fancies me, nice personality, i just dont think i could bring myself to it (b*****d i know)Dilemma two..I fancy her mate who is claiming that the guy she used to see is her 'best mate' and that hes awesome, they both decided to end the relationship with eachother, is this worth a go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 Sounds like a load of hassle just waiting to happen......Then again, nothing ventured, nothing gained. I'm helpful. I'll get my coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 Just really cannot be f**ked with her recently.And she's noticed although I won't let on...Hurm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 still dont have one , kinda missing the closeness to someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 still dont have one , kinda missing the closeness to someone.Too true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 (edited) oh its lady time that explains that Edited December 9, 2008 by Hugh Hefner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnyMilton Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Wifey went to visit a uni in flamouth to do some shadowing thing, for 2 days and she just will not respond to my txts or answer the f**king phone the only txt she reponded to was one saying "im getting well paranoid now" and she said "who told you to be paranoid ill kick them in the face" thats it, she didnt pay attention to other txt i sent her all day.im so f**ked off.she is probably cheating on you mate...do you want a cuddle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Shes probably just doing it to get a reaction - probably testing you to see what would happen if she dropped off the planet for a bit.It's annoying as f**k, but you're probably better off putting your phone down and waiting patiently for her to text you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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