Davey

Haha, I thought that but I thought best not to say anything, not the appropriate thread for such talk Davey

Haha, it might be his name... at a guess? Davey

Well I'm from Essex but I spend a lot of time in Norfolk so it's a mix: 'ave that = There you go, isn't that great. Blates = Yes, clearly you are correct. Bare = Very (eg: "She is bare fit") Mc = Makes any word even more emphasised (eg: "She is McStunning" or "That is McShit") A cheesy = A favour (Cheesy quaver) Scret = Someone who is promiscuous Chored = Stollen Safe = Ok (seems daft to use a longer word but that's Essex for you) Gash = Very bad Wank = Very bad Furry muff = Fair enough Mucky Buckets = Thanks Can't think of any others! Davey

Yeah it is marvellous. I still don't appreciate your comment though, it was well short of the mark, or to use the modern colloquialism it was "a bit shite"! I never said it was less valid, I said it was less relevant, which it was. Davey

Aww bless you Jon, you were so made up when you called, that's gotta be the best Christmas present you can get really! Glad to hear all is well, give my regards to Marina and gently remind her about pelvic floor excersises lest she forgets ! Just so you know they've blocked MSN at work now, very upset, so we'll have to go back to conversing over TF, but I don't expect you'll have much time with Theo running you round in circles anyhow! Good on you, catch up soon mate! Davey

No but thanks for the pointless sarcasm nevertheless. Just so happens it's a quiet morning and I have an opinion, which I'll voice as and when I see fit! Needless to say my post was more relevant than yours! Cheers Davey

Haha, yeah it's a pain in the arse but to be fair we ALL do it from time to time on some level. Even while voicing his embarrasment at so called "text talk" note how Raub says "txt talk" rather than "text talk". It's kinda (there's another one) found it's way into every day use, just some people take it a bit far I think! At the end of the day though, it's our language so we'll do what we like with it, that is how language came about after all, through the diversity of it's users. Most of the words we use derrived from slang or shortened versions of old english/latin words, but I sometimes think that visitors from outside the UK must have no idea what is being said, as with the example above "gerrin" is quite simply not a word, nor would it be obvious to someone who wasn't british that it meant "getting". But in 20 years time I wouldn't be surprised to find "Gerrin" had found it's way into the Oxford dictionary, along with kinda, cozz (had to spell it with two z's to stop it automodding), gonna, wanna and even aks, that's right aks! Davey

This girl I know had brown hair and she tried to die it blonde but for some reason it went ginger with blonde bits at the front. Im not kiding it was proper ginger accept the front bit and it looked really really really......... f*cking hot! Serious, I dunno why but it really suited her and looked well sexy. But she didn't like it and has now died it black, and to be fair she looks even hotter now, so maybe black is a good choice. Ah what the hell, I'll stick a picture on here, she wont mind Im sure and I know you'll all appreciate it, she is stunning! Davey

I taught him everything he knows Yeah my frenulum is a pain in the penis, when the old chap is "awake" it's strung tighter than a high E string (guess I'm just do damn big for my own foreskin) which makes things very uncomfortable unless it's a nice slippy entry. But handjobs or head off inexperienced girls can be rather nasty (when they tend to treat it like a ketchup bottle). I'd quite like mine to snap just so I don't have to put up with it anymore, but 2 weeks without sex would not amuse me! xDaveyx

I get called different things by different people Family call me David Sister calls me Dee Some mates call me Dave Kids from my old village call me Dave Trials Most mates call me Davey People at work call me Rimmer or Rimmington or Rimsworthy or Rimstyler or Rimeney or Rasclaart Poopipe calls me Lover Girlfriend calls me b*****d That's about it Davey

I can't think of anything more pointless than sitting figuring out a bunch of numbers in squares. What the hell is the point of that? Why would you WANT to do that? I mean crosswords, you end up with a bunch of words that mean something, and there's sometimes a prize But what on earth do you get at the end of a sudoku puzzle? Nothing that's what! If anyone says "A feeling of satisfaction that you have acheived something" then I will go ape, haha, you have achieved nothing Haha, rant over! Davey

Here's mine Does this count? It should do! Davey

Don't need to ask me really, everyone knows I'm all about the bum. All night and all day baby, a ladies bum can keep me entertained for days on end! As for boobs, there really is no argument, small every time. I honestly can't see what the fascination with big boobs is, there is literally no advantage to big boobs. They get in the way, they look ridiculous, once you get them out the bra they probably droop (there is no way to know until you've already passed the point of no return) and when they get old they droop even more. They are awful, no no no no no no no no no NO NO NO! Small every time, B, C or D at the very largest, as long as they are a good shape and firm, if not then she'd better have a DAMN good bum (mmmmmmm bum)! As for that pic Davetrials posted.... YUCK, for god sake one of them is like massively bigger than the other, makes me feel ill, I wouldn't touch that with yours! Davey

Ok, I have the answer to everyone's troubles this Christmas. I work in print management and one of my customers is a company called "I want one of those", we print their catalogue. But they have an online store with even more stuff in, it's great, seriously I am doing all my xmas shopping with them this year! So many wacky and ingenious gifts, you will not find anywhere quite like it! Check them out, www.iwantoneofthose.com You'll thank me later! Davey

Blimey, I've never found anything Spybot wouldn't get rid of, Spybot it proper hardcore, it'll delete half your received files too if you're not careful it's that thorough, haha! Must be one bad ass trojan! Davey

I'll take a pic of my arse and post it for you one of these days, that's the most furry thing you will possibly ever see, we're talking full cheek coverage! Davey

Time for the final installment on my re-work! This picture doesn't do it justice it looks amazing, but shows the stages from original, to first session to finished job. Since the second pic the heart has been completely re-done including a cover up job on the flames which looked shite and now look awesome (you can kinda see in the pic they are now swirly and look the nuts)! The scroll has been made to look a bit tattered (this was to cover up the wonky lines of the original) and the X's have been straightened up and the heart has been given a more "traditional" look overall with the dark spots etc. I think you'll agree it looks a lot better! In total, 2 sessions to rework. 3 hours first time, 1 and a half hours second time, total £310 Comments please Davey

Jon, I know your missus was grumpy and hormonal but when we discussed possible solutions I don't remember anyone suggesting pushing her down the stairs! Still, sounds like it did the trick, so that's one to remember I feel! Davey

Do a search mate, there was a topic about this a while ago, save yourself time waiting for replies when it's already been discussed at length as I recall! Davey

Is number 1 the person I think it is (J***) or is it that other one you were telling me about? I'm gonna guess it's not J*** because her arse is not all that nice, so I'm gonna say go with number 1 because the other two have never had boyfs and will probably be all wierd and frigid, and no one wants that do they! Cal wants a bit of action I feel! Davey

Oh Melissa Theuriau, you can't have a conversation about french ladies without mentioning her really, possibly the most perfect woman in all the world. I've seen pics of her without make up and she is just as delicious! There are some bikini pics about too, she is heaven! Davey

Oh..... can I be the second best then, as in better than Davey Crockett or the one from the Monkeys? Davey

Before anyone mentions it yes I have Druglord 2, how ironic, haha! Davey

Yes Cal, that's me