Davey

Fully aware, haha, if you read my post that was kinda my point ! Davey

Realistically I am poor, but if I started to play the Lotto then technically there is a chance I might be able to afford a Bugatti Veyron one day ............. what? .......... I know what you're thinking but it could happen, don't spoil the dream! No picture needed, we all know what they look like! Davey

The little birdy lied. It's not that bad or anything but it's certainly not better, Id rather have it without to be honest, having a piece of hard plastic or metal dragged up my shaft is not a nice feeling really! As for healing fleshies over about 12mm, you get a razor and run it round the inside of the hole, not sure the logic behind it but I'd guess it creates a fresh wound so it stimulates the skin to tighten up and then heal! You don't have to actually cut yourself, just scrape the skin! Davey

Yeah, but I often wonder at the point of tongue piercings, can't really see them unless people are playing with them between their teeth and that'd just annoy me, my lip piercing annoys me because I still play with it, but looks good so meh, but each to their own. I'm the same, I want to get fleshies but dont have my ears pierced, so if I do I'll got straight to 3mm, I think they pierce like a half moon shape and it opens out, but Dan would know better than me! Davey

Not sure what you're saying Joe, haha?!?? Just read my comment and it is a bit confusing, I meant that it took 7 hours and getting tattoos on your back hurt like hell, lol. Davey

7 hours, had it in two sessions though because it's knackering. It hurts like hell so you tense up and that gets tiring after a while. First session got all the outline for both done and the detail for like the top 3rd of one wing, so that was all I had for a little while, then got the rest of the detail done in the second sitting! Davey

Weyhey, we'll be tattoo twins............. and we're both called Dave....... freaky huh? Ok not really, anyway here are mine, don't get bigger ones or I will be jealous! Davey PS: 7 hours and the back f**king hurts like hell, well worth it though!

It does work! Davey

Agreed, obviously it's totally up to you, but I'd have the banner bigger and kinda disappearing round behind the badge, then the ends appearing again, if that makes any sense? That way the "Dad" message is more predominant! Davey

No models allowed? What if you know a model, because I do know a few! Davey

I should imagine you'd have to pay someone to take it off your hands! Davey PS: Only kidding, love you really!

Is that what they sound like now then? Doesn't sound like them to me but I went off them after the second album, it all went a bit weird singing about pizza pies on the third album! Top quality video as always Damon, bit short if anything, could watch you all day.... sometimes I do Davey

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Hopefully things should all calm down now, no one has posted in the "missus" thread for a few days, was only me and Poopipe keeping it going four our own entertainment anyway, and the "chav girl" and "emo girl" threads have died a death too! Order is restored, maybe I'll post more in the areas which add posts to my count now, haha! Davey

You went TPFT and paid £1400 I'd have told them where they could stick that!

Peugeot 106 Zest 3 Diesel 1.6litre (still got it, only started driving a year ago) £900 fully comp, got years no claims now but also got an SP30 so it's still roughly £900, DOH! Unless you get one of these that gives named drivers a no claims after a year I'd get fully comp on your own insurance but stick your parents on as named drivers, will bring the cost down! Davey

Haha, that's exactly what I was confused about when I read it, how did it get MORE gay when his mate left..... perhaps Tina Turner came on the radio? Davey

I don't think it was meant to be humerous, I think it was a direct reference to my sig. But anyway, I've taken my filth elsewhere..... into the real world, which in a way is even more disturbing, so look out Haha!! Davey

Yeah I'm seeing that actually, FITT! (Also very tallented lady in her music and acting etc etc, Dont be cocky. Stick to the rules, your walking a VERY thin line. ) Davey

Nah she's WAY hotter than Hillary Duff. I was watching some awful movie she's in the other day and up close she's not really that hot at all, one of those 10 yard stunner situations! Seriously, type Devon + Playboy into Google Search, should be some of her on there, she looks just like her, it's the eyes! Davey

I think he meant how did you know that he had a thing for Mrs K

Haha, I'll consider myself banned then

Not sure what you're getting at?!? Are you saying we should just not discuss this terrible thing because there are lots of other terrible things too, so it's unfair?!? Or are you saying we should discuss EVERY bad thing that's ever happened to make it fair, because that would be a mighty big thread mate! I think maybe just let people give their opinion on this incident, and if there is a particular shitty thing that's happened that you want to discuss, like thousands of kids being abused in britain or whatever, then start a thread about it! Davey

I would have, before she released that GOD AWFUL record! My advice, stick to being a poor actor love, maybe do some risque nude scenes in an obscure arty film then release a "sex tape" of you and an ex on the net, you will be famous and rich and we'll all be happy! Davey

Further to this, as this seems like an awful lot of work to get into a jam jar, I find one of those fat elastic bands works pretty well, obviously needs to be smaller than the lid so it stretches nice and tight round the rim! Davey