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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender, "Hey, I got this great Irish Joke...". The barkeep glares at him and says in a warning tone of voice: "Before you go telling that joke you better know that I'm Irish, both bouncers are Irish and so are most of my customers" "Okay" says the customer,"I'll tell it very slowly." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between the Welsh and a jet engine? A jet engine eventually stops whining. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Scotsman stranded on a desert island comes across a woman who has washed up onto shore. The Scotsman helps the woman and welcomes her to the island. Later on that day, the woman says, "I don't suppose you smoked before you were stranded on this island, did you?" The Scotsman explains that he most certainly did smoke before becoming stranded on the island. So, the woman produces a cigarette from her bag, and they enjoy a smoke together. A little later, the woman says, "I don't suppose you drank before you were stranded on this island, did you?" The Scotsman explains that he most certainly did drink before becoming stranded on the island. So, the woman produces a flask from her bag, and they enjoy a drink together. Some time later, the woman says, "So, you've been on this island for ten years without a woman, huh?" "That's right," says the Scotsman. The woman continue, "I don't suppose you'd like to play around?" "Good God lady," exclaimed the Scotsman, "you have a set of golf clubs in that bag too?!?!' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him. He inquired of God, "where were you?". God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds; "look son, look what I'm after making". Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" God replied, "it's another planet but I'm after putting LIFE on it. I've named it Earth and there's going to be a balance between everything on it. For example, there's North America and South America. North America is going to be rich and south America is going to be poor, and the narrow bit joining them - that's going to be a hot spot. Now look over here. I've put a continent of whites in the north and another one of blacks in the south. And then the archangel said, "and what's that green dot there?". And God said "ahhh that's the Emerald Isle - that's a very special place. That's going to be the most glorious spot on earth; Beautiful Mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, and an exquisite coast line. These people here are going to be great craic and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be playwrights and poets and singers and songwriters. And I'm going to give them this black liquid which they're going to go mad on and for which people will come from the far corners of the earth to imbibe. Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration but then seeming startled proclaimed: "Hold on a second, what about the BALANCE, you said there was going to be a balance.. God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the neighbours I'm going to give them"

Same thing happened to mine way back in the good old days. I ended up getting a Hope universal disc mount and ran a Hope C2 on the rear. Obviously not the cheapest option.

Sounds like a good day out, might be worth the drive down. Is there much to ride in Limerick? Wouldn't mind bringing the bike along with me.

Agreed. Very nice indeedy.

Read it again Jake.

One of my favourite spots in Belfast. The Limelight. Check out the galleries, drunk of the month is great.

Kill Bill Volumes one and two. Yes they were both very will directed and produced movies with top notch acting but my god I have never wanted a film to be over so much in my life. When the second volume got to the the final chapter, a couple in the row behind me sighed "Thank God". Those two words summed the whole movie up for me.

It's about a guy that had black outs throughout his childhood. When he grows up he discovers that he can travel back in time using journals that he wrote around the same time that he was having said blackouts. When he travels back through time he tries to make changes to his life thus making some interesting changes to his present life. Very good film. Seen it in the cinema when it was first released and then again on DVD which both had completely different endings.

Maybe the two stereotypes would cancel each other out and she would be extremely intelligent!

Hands up all those who can't take a joke! Is there really a need for that?

I have never liked the taste of Beer and I'm not going to force myself to like it just to fit in with the lads. Vodka is the daddy.

Anal is selling a pretty sexy white one HERE.

Search Richard Cheese and download everything.

LMAO, that's the whole argument. The plane is still able to move forwards.

What he said. No matter how fast the conveyor goes, the plane will still move as it is being propelled by the Jet engines and not the wheels.

THIS looks like the place to be.

I took up a bit of weight lifting at the beginning of this year. My current work out is as follows. Monday - Back and legs ( finish off with some stomach ) Lat pulldown - 3x10 T bar row - 3x10 Seated cable row - 3x10 Squats - 3x10 Leg press - 3x10 Leg curl - 3x10 Leg extension - 3x10 Seated calf raises - 4x10 Wenesday - Chest and Biceps ( finish off with some stomach ) Bench press - 3x10 Incline dumb bell press - 3x10 Dumbell flys - 3x10 Standing bar curl - 3x10 Seated dumbell cur - 3x10 Concentrated bar curl - 3x10 Reverse grip bar curl - 3x10 Saturday - Shoulders and triceps ( Finish off with stomach and also fire in some calf work ) Military press - 3x10 Dumbell Military press - 3x10 Lateral Raises - 3x10 Upright row - 3x10 Dumbell shoulder shrugs - 3x10 Cable tricep extension - 3x10 Weighted bench dips - 3x10 Overhead rope tricep extension - 3x10 I also do some sort of cardio a few times a week.

Looks like a type 4 in Supercycles Misc mech hangers HERE.

There's a wee shop in Ards square that unlocks phones.

Poor wee Wales doesn't even exist.

Roadrunner United - The All Star Sessions.

In Northern Ireland they tend to be called "Spides" or "Steeks" with the slapper females being known as "Millies".

Vanilla Vodka and Coke or Vanilla Coke and Vodka.

Cinnamon and Apple Toasted Oats! I used to stay in bed every morning until the very last minute, then just get ready real quick and leave for work! I now bounce out of bed early every morning just to get some of this cereal!

Don't you ride a mod Jake? As far as I am aware, all mods have BB rise. It's just a new development in the world of 26 inch wheels. Well, not exactly new, but it's only recently that bike companies have went a bit mental with the designs.