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Ain't nobody got time for tongues after option A, a peck is a fair one though in my books unless you blew it all over her lips or something.

Looks like it's had some though put into it! Nice idea.

What if we have no functioning instruments whatsoever? I think mine's well on the way out, throttle very much becomes a constant-speed-variable-noise affair when accelerating hard through 4th (top).

No. My mate once shat on his girlfriend's arm they're still together a year or so later.

f**kING HELL IT'S FAT PANTS

What's wrong with the 300+ horsepower you get from most big V8s?! If the cars they went in weren't so f**king barge-inspired they'd be a lot quicker...

Haha, naaaah man - i was in the yard on the right working on my truck though!

My mate's old Cortina - i know what soundtrack i'd rather drive to...

Think we need more info on that last point, there...

This argument sucks. I've got a deadline coming up, so went and played in the mud instead of working. I love this car, even if it did decide that a mile into my drive friday that electrically operated wipers are gay and deserve no place in it, no matter how much the rain pours.

This is absolutely stunning. http://youtu.be/zifwVWp2saw

Naaaaah not at all, maybe it's just my interpretation of it. Basically Mel only ever gets brought up if there's something going on with Faye, or she's feeling shit about us for example, which then tends to TWIST MY MELON MAAAAAAAN

Oh you I'm just generally kinda annoyed about how it was said, but yeah - not been mentioned at all today and she's acting like nothing ever happened. Meh.

Black! Red would look a bit fruity haha.

"Polish bouncer just gave me a hug instead of a frisk like i was expecting" dude's just there for the laydeez but fair one. "I love you though" ok cool, love you too but why the though? "just realised your ex is half Polish, this is awkward. No offence" errrrrrrrrr, what? "this is really awkward" only because you keep saying it's awkward instead of moving on like any other person... "i'm gonna shut up now, text you tomorrow" Seriously, what?!

f**k off, Florence.

I can, it's a severe case of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

ahhhhh dude! she'll come 'round, just wear your helmet indoors for a while. What happened if it's not too much to ask? Pm me or something! x

hahahaaa what a man!

I think it's pretty normal. I know i've done it, it's just the inner caveman as you said kinda shitting himself about the prospect of not shagging anyone else potentially ever, but is it really gonna be worth dropping her just to stick it in someone else? We've all thought it, you've just gotta really weigh it up...

Shit son.

Very true, but i seem to remember seeing a lot about how the majority of people there are happy staying British. Seems a bit f**ked up given it's just a little island...

Kids with Machetes have kinda got that going on But i do agree, we could do something mental as a team... EDIT: this was recorded with the dudes at opposite ends of the country;