Skoze

Those bars are epic, definite contender for my new one. What are they like compared to the king of all bars, the 2.5" rise Azonics? Looks great, mate.

Yeah it's probably contaminated, doesn't take much to do it. You can clean it all with meths, burn the oil off or just replace the lot which is generally the better shout even if it isn't too cheap.

We got slow-clapped by only two people out of the best part of 100 after one song haha. Some were alright but some of it was just beyond salvage, our guitarist completely missed a bar somehow so i was still happily playing the chorus while he'd run on to the verse, effects that were either set wrong or straight up not plugged in, my amp cut out before the first song, drummer got so off-beat a fair few times, guitar solos made mostly of wrong notes, the lights being too dim to see what the f**k you're doing because apparently it was gonna look amazing, the list could really go on. Ah, venting in here is as therapeutic as ever. Anyway, a video for mr fox from wednesday when we weren't shit in London; http://youtu.be/nQrIC8j9fLM

True, just the circumstances that have seriously pissed me off! followed a very good Brighton band and we were supporting The Monochrome Set who are pretty huge in the whole post-punk scene (been around since the early 70's and Graham Coxon quotes them as one of his big influences...) and my bandmates were both too hungover to get it right. So annoyed, was just embarrassing more than anything f**king up so noticeably to a packed club.

The gig we just played was hands down the worst piece of live music i have ever experienced. f**k.

I like how Ben and Jack are always dead silent about this. How do we know Adam isn't either of those guys, anyway? Prosthetic make up etc has come a long way in recent years, i wouldn't put it past him.

Don't bother, only time it ever works all one colour is if you bust out the black and stealth it.

This is why they don't deserve my time nor money. If you're gonna do it and try to undercut everyone else, do it properly. Go down the right paths for running a business, pay your dues, advertise yourself instead of getting some goon no-one really knows of to big you up every week, actually be part of the scene instead of a number people text and if you can still do things cheaper then fair play to you; I might give you some thought before going back to the tarts. I'd like to know how any warranty issues have been resolved? Maybe that's one for another time though. As for the facebook page, i really couldn't give less of a shit.

20T chainring up front Save for a Pro2 Sponge, it's the future.

Failed it.

Shame the Jackie Stewart one's not up, that was great.

20:14!

How's it actually held on?

Last night's gig was insane - absolutely smashed the headliners' set and even got an encore 'cos they tried to cut us short and and everyone got pretty raged... Not bad for a support!!

See, this is the problem with words on a screen - from where we were sat it looked like you were waiting for Robin to come and tell Dave he was wrong. Clearly that wasn't the point you were trying to make, i'll definitely get over it...

In non-calling-someone-out-on-something-they-really-know-their-shit-on news, my mate's just left his job as feature editor of Land Rover Monthly and clearly has too much time on his hands. Read this if you want some funny fictional stuff about shit old cars; http://issuu.com/brownmag/docs/brownmag_issue_one http://www.facebook.com/BrownMEngineering http://www.facebook.com/Brownmag

Gig in Paris booked for april. Awwwwww sheeeeeit.

DUDE THAT'S SO FUCKING AWESOME.

f**k Fail Pants I want Poopipe.

aaaahahahahaa, what the f**k?!

f**k that!

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Just reminded me of this; http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox I f**king love how dogs' minds work.

Needless to say, i'm the one without tits.

Only just seen this, f**k it's good.