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Redbull Street Light Sessions
bikeperson45 replied to Competition Mastery's topic in Beginners Trials Chat
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Would that be the suitcase bit?
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Here's another, although it's not actually a secret anymore. My friend's sister borrowed my camping rucksack and when I got it back my dad told me to check in it to see if she forgot something, which she did. I found a nice pair of kinky underwear with some pink lacing. I thought, rather then embarrass her, I'd put it back in the garage and say nothing then dispose of them at a later date. But I thought I should have some fun with having my fiends older sister's underwear and thought of throwing them in his face for some reason. Eventually I forgot. End of part 1. Beginning of part 2. My dad was going camping a few weeks later and used my rucksack. When he was packing the underwear fell out of the rucksack without him noticing and stayed on my bedroom floor, waiting for my mum to find them. I was riding at the time and got a call from my sister saying that my mum was fuming because she found evidence of my dad cheating on her, so I rushed back to sort it out. I didn't want to admit that I had this girls panties at my disposable in case my family thought I was sniffing them of something so decided to gradually pretend to work out where they came from. During this time my 10 year old sister was accused of wearing ridiculously kinky underwear for a 10 year old, my and my brother were accused of cross dressing and obviously my dad was trying to defend himself. When I pretended to suddenly realize where they came from we decided that was the most reasonable explanation of where the mystery panties came from. My secret of the panties was over, but with no one realizing I knew all along. End of part 2. Beginning of part 3. My mum went to he friends house a week later who is the mother of another of my friends. I had told this friend as I had hoped to think of something genius to to do with the panties. He had told his mum this and now she had told my mum, who told my family that I had a pair of kinky panties at my disposal. At last the entire secret was ruined. TL;DR - Came into the possession of friends sister's kinky panties, almost led to family crisis, secret ruined by friends mum.
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Trials Legends T-Shirt Concept In Partnership With Tartybikes
bikeperson45 replied to StuntMan_Stan's topic in Trials Chat
Think I'd just prefer a black hoodie -
Our toilet's not that great, sometimes it does this thing where it continuously has water coming out after flushing. Could do with a new one
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I'm working on a video at the moment and I'm doing stuff over and over again. I intentionally go out to 'rehearse' lines that I want so hopefully when I get a camera out I get it relatively quickly, especially when I know it's way above my level. Annoying thing with filming is it takes ages to get it right and I don't want to run out of battery.
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So I was in the toilet this one time excreting, as you do. This was a particularly big excrement because of my recent diarrhea so it was pretty sloppy alongside some large solid poop. I went to flush and then disaster struck. The toilet got clogged leaving the water slowly getting closer to overflowing. I panicked, and seeing that some of the solid stuff was going to go overboard, grabbed some of it in my hands and put it in the sink. I ran out because the water was really close to overflowing and grabbed some cups and used them to get the poo water in the sink so I could deal with the clogging. After it stopped and I'd gotten most of the water out I looked for a plunger, but obviously couldn't find one which left me in a pickle. I ran and got my laptop and proceeded to look up 'how to make a plunger out of every day objects', where I found that by wrapping an ordinary bin bag around a toilet brush, it could do the trick. Tried this and it seemed to work, so I flushed again. Same thing happened with less of a poo to water ratio. Repeatedly tried using my plunger contraption and eventually fixed it and spent quite a while cleaning the sink, carpet, my hands and disposing of the cups. When I revealed myself to my family my mum wanted to know why I had been in the toilet for 2 hours and my best excuse was I accidently fell asleep. TL;DR - Clogged toilet, use hand to transfer excrement, used cups to move poo water, make home made plunger, repeat process, fixed eventually, mum thinks I fell asleep in the toilet when this was going on.
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Awesome, chilled and amazing
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Sorry I felt the need to reply. I'll right out my 'toilet indecent' tomorrow when I have more time, pretty disgusting though...
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Link doesn't work, I wouldn't mind a spare...
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Almost at 400. Oh, this appears to be a bump
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Loved that, wasn't long enough. And barspins were jazzy, cool to see some new moves being done. I tried a few times and couldn't get them with wide bars at all, so
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Looks like effort, my family did as much as we could when we were getting an extension which led to my leg kicking a hole in our living room ceiling, then my dad doing the same 10 minutes later. I love the feel and smell of new plaster
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Having asked my friend what the reference was in Family guy when Stewies in the art museum, we went to a friend house and watched a movie reasonably randomly on a list of top 20 movies. The movie we picked was Ferris Bueller's Days Off which was what the reference was. Massive coincidence I'd watch that episode of Family guy the same day I watched that movie without seeing the connection. Movie was really good as well.
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Chris Akrigg is defiantly a mountain biker, most of his videos are on his full suspension
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Sounds like a judge from the x-factor
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'hex'ceptional Bicycle And "fans"tastic Update
bikeperson45 replied to Duncy H's topic in Bike Pictures
Looks swanky, makes me want an Inspired. And tensioner looks fine -
That's disgusting, not a fan of the one tube look at all.
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This pretty much, at liked the chilledness of the edit too
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Yet you posted it anyway
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Anyone seen Mom and Dad? Look pretty sick, trailer freaked me out enough
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After trying a search and seeing this thread as the second result I'm not holding out much hope, try joining a comic book forum? And I'll assume you saw this in your searches - Anywhere in this?
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Both of them look pretty weird to me
