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I now have 3 perfectly intact Limey 320 frames on my wall what is life 

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Why do lemons, suddenly appear?

Who needs guns when you can spray lacquer in their eyes

Who needs guns when you can spray lacquer in their eyes

I've lost my 160mm adapter, the f**ker

I've lost my 160mm adapter, the f**ker

I got my worst shinner on my way to buy shin pads

There's building work going on at the back of my house, and the builders have bought tons of pallets and stacks of cinder blocks which I've turned I to a trials course, success

Snapped 2 threaded rods trying to get my freewheel off, also cracked a 3 meter extension bar. Fun.

Everyone has these cool colourful signatures while all I could think of was "ice tech" smh

I got some glasses, the people then said I could have another pair for free. Cue me and friends running around Specsavers trying to find the most expensive ones

The fact that the human brain has evolved enough that it can override it's inherent nature to "live" and "reproduce" and make a decision to end itself through suicide, frankly, scares me

This tea is so got it turned my tongue to sandpaper

Turns out NASA's Antares rocket was detonated by the operator, as as it took off they noticed a fault, and the rocket wouldn't make it to space and would instead land on a highly populated city, thus the operator made it explode.

NASA's Antares 6 rocket just exploded 6 seconds after takeoff. The rocket itself wasn't built by NASA, but rather a private company. Thoughts?

Argh Frodo, you're hurting me! When I said you should destroy the ring....

I hope no ones allergic to nuts, because I like to rest mine on the table.

Buy my racingline you bastards, Herb wants his disc back<3

If you gave this dominoes pizza to someone who is from iyt,

You'll be back, joker? Somehow, I don't think you will be.

If you travel 4/5 the spokes of light for ten minutes, you will age ten minutes while the people around you will age ten years, as time is relative to speed

Being left or right handed determines which ball hangs lower on your genitals.

If you think about it, someone thought if the name "brain"; therefore the brain named itself.

Fold a piece of paper in half 50-60 times and it'll reach the moon, due to exponential growth