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Was that ment for me? is it the it´s?

Try and have more sex. I can barely remeber what it´s like it´s been so long.

Try it and make a documentry out of it. cornflakearize me.

Your right, everytime i see your avatar it makes me want to have a wank.

Andy rooney. Writer. Heart attack.

puppydog! it's not a picture but it's still my pet little puppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maybe its like cured ham or something.

Gender:FEMALE Height:WHATEVA Weight:NOT FAT Hair colour:DONT CARE Eye colour:DON'T GIVE A MONKEYS Race: MAYBE, ASLONG AS SHES NOT TO QUICK religous beliefs/If any:WHATEVA Rough body shape:GOOD SHAPE Age group:16+ Smoker/Non smoker/Either:WHATEVA Alcohol consumption:LOTS,LITTLE NO PROBLEM ASLONG AS THERES SEX Accent: SEXY Level of education/Intelligence:WHATEVA Level of ambition:DONT CARE What quality street must this person have: THE ONE WITH CARAMEL IN IT What quality street must this person not have:THE ONE WITH NUTS IN IT His/her opinion of an ideal future:SEX Personality:WHATEVA Anything else you'd care to add: SEX ALOT OF IT.

It's gone really quickly i swear every year seems to go faster but it's been pretty good.

I dreamt i killed one of my mates the other day( kicking him to death on a roadside) and last night i dreamt that i climbed up a really high tree and this girl followed me up then she jumped off, i watched her fall to her death then everyone said that i pushed her. I dont think thats normal maybe i'm going to kill someone soon?

Get a recording machine and make a fart tape.

I´ve done it a few times before when ive been out riding with mates or in town but i´ve always been with someone. Don´t think i could do it if i was on my own although i´ve just got a new puppy dog and it´s a brilliant pulling machine i took it to the vets today to get it´s injections and everytime i walked pass a girl they made that face they make when they see something cute it would be so easy to pull just nee the balls to ask for there number!

I got a massive black eye the other day, people keep asking me what happend i say "you should of seen my girlfriend"

Esta muy wapo el cuadro me gusta. Eres de Barcelona como mola, yo vivia alli!

Un español! de k parte de españa eres?

That looks rather smashing.

Edges: A new french electronic generation. Pretty good album.

I love it because it´s got a proper seat!

You forgot the dust caps.

Thats exactly what i was thinking.

That was the point, i don´t have a girlfriend.

I´m going to get a romantic hotel room, give her 100 quid and have an hour of fun.

Yes, i poured the kettle over my cereal.

I´m not watching it.

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