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Hello, i like pies.

You should definatly get it because i´m a pc and windows 7 was my idea.

I did this in paint.

I´m getting fed up of wanking. I need some action.

Who cares i didn´t give a flying fiddlesticks when i went for the first time last year. My friends already knew how to snowboard and on my first go they took me on one of the hardest slopes the bastards obviously i was on the floor more than on my feet but by the end of the day i could pretty much go down without falling off but just going quite slow. I was going down on my own most of the time because everyone got fed up of waiting but i had a great time!

I had to make a quick costume before i went out everyone was dressed up apart from me! So i went to the cubard under the sink got a dustbin bag and a new kitchen cloth which i made a hat out of by stapleing it into a square then cutting holes for mouth and eyes, the perfect mask! With the dustbin bag i made a cape and for the finishing touch i put two empty toilet roll tubes round my wrist and drew flames on them i then called myself EL SCORCHIO! and pretended to be spanish all night in some random house party. I´m just hopeing someone took a picture of me.

Some crazy shit.

I can´t be bothered to dress up so i think i´m just going to put a sign round my neck saying "nudest on strike" that way i can wear normal clothes.

I ride BMX.

aaa bollox i wanted to watch that.

If your thinking about changing the camera then get the canon HV40 It´s a HDV camera and is the best camera for under a grand in my opinion i have the HV30 and i´m very very pleased, Look around see if you can get a better deal either the hv30 or the hv40 it´s basically the same camera. Heres a link of a video i made HV30 video

If Your looking for the best quality video i would look at minidv cameras rather than SD ones for that price range. I think canon do some good minidv cameras for under 200 quid. You will need a firewire port on your pc to import video from a dv camera though.

I think it looks good, i like change.

This is amazing stuff Although I got his album but it just doesn´t sound as good as the youtube videos. How do you get the videos on the page???

Oh i´ll start again. Bloody hell you like your super noodles then.

You lucky lucky b*****d.

Bloody hell you like your pot noodles then.

I think they all taste like a pile of shit in a pot.

soulwax krack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Viscount!!! my nan always used to have those yum yum so many choices of biscuits and cakes over here in england it´s worth the cold weather.

Yes! i posted that in the best of the internet thread a while back it´s extremly funny!!

I´ve recently become addicted to tea, i can´t get enough of it and as everyone knows a good cuppa tea isn´t complete without some nice biscuits to dip! Whats your favourite biscuit for dipping? I need some ideas i´m bored of the gingernuts. This is one of my favourites: you will need: 1- A nice big cuppa tea. 2- A chocolate penguin bar or a copy such as tesco/sainsbury ownbrand. 3- A napkin just incase things get messy. Method: Unwrap penguin bar and carefully bite two of the four corners off but make sure you do the two oposite sides (diagonally) then put one of the two bitten corners into the tea and the other in the mouth, gently suck as if it was a straw untill the tea passes through the chocolate bar and into your mouth as soon as you feel the tea quickly shove all the penguin bar into your mouth and eat before it melts in your hands and enjoy! do it as many times as you like but be carefull it´s very sickly! Now fire away with all your dipping fovourites!!

This is my iphone it has a torch and everthing could´t live with out it.