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After an outrageous outburst from my wife that I thought was directed at me, I got this reply: "I wasn't talking to you. You're a pooface, not a shit faced cunt. See? I can be nice." I'm very lucky indeed.

Yep, I liked the grey idea and it looks good. I'd have gone a bit darker, but I think it works.

Absolutely agreed, until I forced myself to watch a week on the insistence of someone I respect. The content doesn't really matter with his videos, I'm in awe of the quality produced every single day. That, coupled with his clear determination, perseverance, morals and family values - can't go wrong for 10 minutes down time each day.

It falls into none of your requested genres, but if you want to see great vlog content every day check out Casey Neistat.

Humanity with it's obsession with 'fair' and 'fault' again. f**k fair, and f**k fault. We don't live in that world. The track is between the lines. If you're not on it, you're not on the track. Not fair? Not your fault? Not your game, go make your own up. This one's rulebook says that the track is between the lines.

Track Limits. Let's chat. I'm getting downvoted to shit on Reddit every time I mention this, and I'm wondering whether you lot think it's just as mental. If you go outside the white lines with all four tyres, you should be given an instant 5 second time penalty. Either at next pit stop or the end of the race. Instantaneous, automatic, everywhere. It's the in the rules, just like the rules say the car has to be a certain wheelbase and the designers have to stick to that. The thing that comes up a lot when I mention that is that sometimes they already lose time. Tough, this is on top. The other one is that they might be avoiding an accident. Fine, but in that case the driver is deciding that a 5 second penalty is better than running into the accident or stopping on track. That's their decision, so tough. Footballers complain, a lot. But you don't see them complaining when the ball goes outside the lines for a corner, goal kick or throw in. You don't see them arguing that there was a player on the floor in front of them acting like he'd been shot and so he had to exceed pitch limits to safely go around him, and they lost pace anyway so it shouldn't apply to them. If f**king footballers can play by a rule, surely F1 drivers can too, right?

You must be new here FWIW Dannnananananananaykkroyd, you're being an idiot. Either put it in properly, or don't do it at all until after your world tour/more roll inducing power escapades. Only saying it because I would do exactly the same as you, and most of the things I do are wrong.

With a barspin out, obviously

I did, to be fair. Just checking you were still about being as you'd fallen off the face of the earth when I mentioned going to PM. Now I know, crack on.

There he goes piping up again, but I never did get the PM from such a big brave boy.

I'm angry because Ogre made me delete this rant because I was too busy ranting with him about his hormones while he's bored in hospital. i was originally angry because some fanny asked for a job earlier by saying the words, and I quote: "any jobs anywhere". I took time out of my day to tell that person that forming a sentence might help. He then came back with "jobs anywhere". 4 hours laters. Guy's a keeper. Watch out Jolfa, he could probably get your job.

Yep, it was down from my current provider (AXA), and a little less but not worth it from someone else.

Prompted by Sam's happy thread post, I let my car insurance renew for the first time in my life. About to turn 30, and the £25 I could save by shopping about wasn't worth the time. Getting older has some perks.

I get bored of playing with you, it's too easy. Let's not clutter the car thread with your embarrassment, eh? If you want to call me names like we're on a playground, take it to PM.

Fine by me.

Amazing how many people have an opinion on the inside of a car they don't own.

I'm shamelessly sharing a video I've been coerced into commentating on. I know it's not real life, potentially extremely sad, but it's fun. It's also loosely car related. Only way I can race at the moment!

Seen a lot of hype around this video but didn't get a chance to watch until now. All that hype had me expecting massive things which normally means disappointment. Shouldn't have worried though... Amazing. That nose to barspin was insane, video switched up a gear there.

Got clarification. The couple of clients were already appointed as gyms or stops, and the bit we're doing is helping them take advantage of purchasing 'lures' which last for 30 minutes. Used during off peak times they can and do increase footfall.

If any of you work at, or run, a physical retail outlet make sure you're taking advantage of this. The guy who does it in here isn't about, and I know none of the terminology. What I do know is that he's organised for a few clients to be places that have lots of Pokemon to catch, and their footfall has increased massively. Other than that, and the fact it's encouraging people to move more, I think it's shit.

Great work Adam, pleased to hear the new venture is working out!

I'm only angry that I don't get to do that

You forgot the 'The'.

Unsurprising.

It's alright Tom, I've been in denial about stuff too. f**k facts, (or that this was not a dig at this forum, or that this is not based on just this forum, or that this is the only thing I know anything about), go with your gut.