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  1. thats luton for you innit... bad luck mate - house insurance should cover most of it - mine goes up to 500 on pushbikes and its a shit policy.
  2. spock is king 9/10 do mine!
  3. i only use it when she's asleep
  4. "always use lube kids. seriously." thats sound advice even out of context
  5. turn the bit with the writing on the wrong way and the lockring will come off. Im half tempted to keep quiet about doing this over something that catches bearings but i'm in a benevolent mood so.. keep the freewheel flat and undo the lockring over a plate/tray with raised edges - theres about 60 tiny little bearings in it that will quite happily fall out and roll down little cracks in your patio. when you say screwed up, do you mean it clicks loudly when you pedal? if thats the case just tighten the lockring up - you can do that without taking the crank arm off.
  6. it's already taken out 2 bike mechanics, a workbench and a freewheel tool. must be something wrong with it I'll drag julien out for the ride & i think wing's back that weekend as well.
  7. why are there so many american porn sites about shagging your sister? ive had a bbg threesome (as we call them in the trade), it was groovy
  8. that definitely wont help then. does it work yet? maybe your connection's just gash. it might be worth trying to plug the modem in closer to the main phone line entry point - but only if you're having general connection problems.
  9. everyone knows trials was invented on 20 inch bikes so there... :huh: - I figure you're best off going for the wheel size you're used to . I used to ride BMX so i got a mod, if you're used to silly big wheels go for a stock. That said - theres not a lot of difference in feel between my t-pro and my mate's toxsin1 cos of the way he has it set up (if anything, his feels a little shorter in the cockpit)
  10. Im going home to visit my mum & I quite fancy taking my bike. I'll be there between xmas and new year
  11. Wolfbagging. 1. Tie a little bit of bacon (streaky is best) to the end of a piece of string (a least 2 feet long) 2. Have your partner swallow the bacon (while you maintain a good grip on the other end of the string) 3. Shag your partner up the arse 4. When the vinegar stroke is nigh, pull firmly on the string. This will cause your partner to vomit, which in turn will cause his anus and rectum to tighten giving you a lovely squeeze at just the right moment 5. Apologise to your partner and clean the mess up. It probably works on girls if you can find one dirty enough (if you do - pm me with her phone number, I know some other games)
  12. I'd leave it and see how it feels to ride if it were me. If you're definitely wanting to buy something then I reckon replacing the bar&stem is the way to go on a t-pro ( perhaps a t-master stem & some echo bars). I dont trust the stem at all & cos they made it all a stupid size you have to do both at the same time.
  13. yay! more riding in cambridge. I'll come out (assuming Mikes can get my freewheel off in time)
  14. would that get the green stuff off my t-pro ? might get away with doing that in the kitchen ...
  15. It might be worth rebooting your router/modem if you've got broadband and its happened before. Im using a crappy adsl router jobby & every week or so I get connection problems - i think its just that the software is a bit shite. Unplug the power supply on the router/modem, wait a minute or two for it to chill out and then plug it back in. If any of your machines refuse to reconnect just do a repair on the connection & that should sort it out. hope that helps..
  16. not lubing it might though - i'll read the paperwork. ta very much :lol:
  17. just to be clear, exactly which kind of grease do you use when you put it back together?
  18. I know how to put precise measurements into max (Y) - then again I've been using it since 96 Max costs thousands of pounds - unless you steal it, which is a sin. Gmax is a cut down version of max which is free - i doubt you'd be very interested in the missing bits There's also Maya PLE - free cut down version of Maya autocad would be your best bet - again, thousands of punds & stealing is a sin solidworks ive never used but i have heard some good things about it. - dunno what that costs either though. Dont expect to learn these things in a week, we're talking months to figure out properly and years to master. Im still learning every day and i started almost 10 years ago
  19. er. You may be starting the big pedal kick too far away from the thing youre pedalling up. You may not be kicking hard enough - I find it a bit scary giving it some real pasty sometimes but it's usually pretty safe. Give it an extra crank with your wrong foot before doing the big pedalkick - it stabilises you and pretty much guarantees your freewheel will engage at the right moment. search the forum, theres a few good posts explaining how to get more height look at trashzen - the slowmo gifs are great - you want to be concentrating on what people are doing with their pedals and body position. go ride with some people & get them to explain how to get up stuff. you learn more like that then you ever will by reading about it & practicing on your own. practice a lot
  20. my p910i eats .mp4 as well as .3gp and theres software out there that will play back some mpeg2 formats on it too. that wont help, i just like telling people ive got a p910i cos its dead posh
  21. er.. cocaine? (gets pricy if you're riding every day) ... seriously though. sleep, drink lots of water and don't forget to eat at lunchtime.
  22. or just fill it with butter :ermm:
  23. jelly feel or hard ? is it mains powered? you cant brag unless it's mains powered (Y)
  24. (Y) it was wishful thinking
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