Simpson

YAY! I want manuals, crankflips, one handers, 360's, blunts, all the old school shit! With some happy music to make me smile! Hahaha Your a beast though you need to get me some henchness when i move home! haha

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Get the f**k outta there it will only blow up in your face. Your bro will come to you if he needs you but if you start getting involved it will get more messy for you.

No I don't mean like pure street, just a manual into or connecting a line, a 360 or a crankflip chucked in or something like you always used to do. I'm not being a hater the video is sick, just seemed to miss that style / fun edge which I love so much with your riding.

Yea I said everyones been there, its just an easy thing to do. How I got a few girls ive put below, buts its so embarassing I've put it in white so you will have to highlight to read. And as for being able to chat to a girl, if I'm being 100% honest Facebook is your friend. I'll give you a little run down although its so sleaze its almost embarrassing (remember I've been in a 2-3yr relationship now so this is almost more cringe). - Be flirty and chatty with potentials in real life(if you don't know her) then she has to know her whole name. - Don't add her, see if she adds you so you can gauge how keen she is. But if it gets to the point where you can't wait add her if you actually have something to talk about. - When she adds you don't accept straight away and be super keen but don't leave it too long you leave her hanging. - When chatting to her its a lot easier to be flirty and chatty because it gives you time to think about your replys, just make sure you find the right balance between cheeky and being a arrogant fanny. - You can tell how she replys how keen she is. - Note how long it takes them to reply, if you feel like your the only chat window she has open and is snap replying then your in there. - Don't be too keen to reply, you should leave enough time that she thinks your speaking to more then 1 person. - Try to keep up whatever persona your trying to perceive on facebook in real life, its not use being cheeky and flirty online and then in real life being someone totally different. - Last rule NEVER ask for a date online, you don't have to ask straight out for a date just say you wanna go to the movies or something. I dunno try it I guess! This isn't how you find "the one" but you can run it on a few girls at the same time. Worked for me, this isn't a way to get a girlfriend nessicarily but can help you to get girls in le sack. Oh and also for some reason girls will talk a lot more about sex online, and if she asks youv'e slept with 4 people... OK lol

Epic don't get me wrong but you haven't got any street in this vid which I found kinda disappointing, thats what I used to love most about your style a nice mix. This was just a bit too super comp for me.

Really? Shes never posted that before... oh wait. Yea give me plutonium or uranium over milk any day, I drink them for fun but MILK.... you must be crazy!

Yea your being a bit of a bell end. If your single you can bang anyone, why pick your ex who still has a thing for you. Everyone's been there; just be honest with her and dont get drunk and stupid 1 night.

Uni cycles dont count, so you have essentially fitted 2 bikes in a Metro..... I've done worse but this is the only with evidence I can think of, about 3.30, 4 bikes 4 people in a c-max

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Yea well good on you bre, if you ever need any terrible girl advice hit me up.

JD - JD

Right heres my 2p, probably a load of bullshit but here we go *deep breath* When your in a relationship you both establish roles within that relationship. Normally that means that the woman makes the man feel like he's in control but really they have all the say. Like with me and my gf, she does all the cooking and the cleaning and generally everything for me, I feel like this is because I am in control, however she is really in control because shes the one who makes all the decisions. When you break up with someone you have to remember that these roles don't exist any more, your your own man and can make all those decisions yourself. For example I have let girlfriends say things to me and let them slide, because I was in a relationship with them and you let loads of little things slide. However if they want to be your friend that the whole characteristics of that relationship change because you have no reason to let anything slide, For example Ali banters me about my weight and I let it slide cos' she's my girl so can say what she wants, but would I accept that if she was just a friend...? No. If you want to be friends with a girl after you break up you must re-establish your boundary's early, so if shes saying that you should be moving on, then you should be telling her to f**k off, because as only a friend she has no right to say that shit to you, especially seeing as she was the girl who broke your heart its not appropriate. Dont let it slide

Southend was named as such because it is the endz in the south. A baseball has 108 stitches. An official golf-ball has 336 dimples.

For a 180 you dont need to focus on the carve too much - its only a 180, carving too hard will just get you all out of position. The main thing with spins is to turn your head, if you turn your head then your body will follow. As for the roll back you have 2 main choices: - Land with you front wheel straight and go for the fakie, which you need to use your hips to keep your weight back. - If you learning its probably easiest to land with your front wheel at a slight angle this will pull your back round 180 as soon as you land and then you just need to focus on getting your momentum going forwards to keep it looking smooth. And as for taking your foot off, thats just you being a pussy, just commit and the more times you fall the quicker you will adapt to keep upright, so practice on grass if you want.

Yea everyone used to use Zoo green for its bite and a Koxx browns for its hold. Thats when pads weren't as good though! Uneven wear rate was the main disadvantage other than that it doesn't really matter if you want to experiment, most new pads are good enough to run the same set though.

I used to sidehop the wrong way and found it impossible to get over 42"

Yea once on a first date with this girl we went to see some shit film like Step Up 2 or something, but I was running late so we drove all the way there but just missed the film, so instead we got a Mac Donalds and had a quickie in the back of my car in the car park outside haha good times!

Cinema is full of win for a first date. You don't have to talk to the wench but can still touch her up in the darkness and get lucky later after a breif pre-agreed chat about the film.

More like when you look through a telescope at planets your looking at them in the past because of the speed of light being "slow" and causing a lag of thousands of years.

5 weeks into the diet started at 14 stone. Lost a Stone so far hopefully 1 more to come off. So stoked with progress. Before: Now: And YES my flies are open, which in no way makes this more homophobic lol

What more could you ask for? British 1-2, Alonso crashing, Vetel not being 10 seconds ahead. SHWEET

-12lbs in 4 weeks, chuffed to tits.

Any financial mathematicians fancy having a proof read of my disso before I hand it in?

Congrats dude!