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Just go faster.... if your not braking then you should be accelerating.

More like, this sales-mans good, this region is good, these stores are good, why aren't these stores doing well, why aren't we selling this product well. Pretty much a 3 pronged approach, education of staff in stores to sell our products better, promotion in stores, and an independent sales team. Should be sick, got to wait 3 weeks to start though!

NO NO NO! No-one could pay me enough money to do that job ever! Found a job online in my local area, £25k+ benefits + commission or Virgin Media, I was like "oh that sounds good" looked a bit deeper into it and it was door to door sales.... I wouldn't even apply *no offence to anyone* but I'm not "that" kind of person. Simply I analyse our sales and advise how to improve them, without being directly involved at all. More return on investment and statistics for our clients.

Finally got my job! Had the first interview like 2 weeks ago, then went on holiday, they waited till I got back, did the interview for which there were 3 available roles, pitched myself for the top one. Found out 15mins later they'd like to offer me a job! So I'm now a "Central Insight Analyst" for http://www.reach.co.uk will be ace . Downside is i dont start for 3 weeks and I want the money! hahaha

Think I've settled on getting 5 Danio's, which fish forums seem to think is fine in a 20l tank?

Yea awesome that's what I had thought! Me and my missus both have jobs........ IMO fish are pretty much the only animals that you can take care of with a job short of something shit like a hamster. Yea dude 100 litre is a no go, I really have no idea how big that is, but the thought of putting 50 bottles of coke into my living room would NOT fit. Im lucky to keep a couple of cases of Stella.

Yea I quite like the idea of starfish and seahorses!! Haha

Right I've got a job now and I want fish! Living in a tiny little flat atm so just going to get a basic tank which I can start in, maybe a couple of goldfish or tropical fish? Seen this awesome fish tank table but obv. got to wait 4 months until we move into a bigger place before I can get one of those! (Though the missis says I can't have one, but she has no style) Looking at buying this: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Small-Nano-Aquarium-Fish-Tank-Tropical-Coldwater-20-Ltr-Bright-Colours-HR300-B-/180747901009?pt=UK_Pet_Supplies_Fish&var=&hash=item2a156a1851#ht_1685wt_1186 with a bulb, because from what I've read goldfish can grow huge, but you can get some tropical fish which are ment to stay fairly small? I need to do a lot more reading but I'm sure I'll get the hang of it. Any advise / Tips?

IMO your best to raise a complaint whilst trying to sort a compromise out with him (if you want it) ?? Just so Paypal and stuff know what's going on.

Just ignore it your making a big deal outta nothing, its natural to slip out the wrong name sometimes.

Depends on if your mate has crack doesn't it? The other night I was round my best mates when his housemate (who im also good friends with) comes back with this mountain of a women, shes unattractive, sweaty generally grim, but were quite licked by this point. She tryed talking to us but left when she realised we wern't going to talk to her and were more interested to make a cereal bowl of sugary sweets. Later in the night I get up and walk upstairs to the loo, the "thing" is coming out the bathroom, butt naked, red rash over half of her body, tits or rolls of fat everywhere and stumbles back into my mates room. I ignore it and go for a piss to find a blood filled sanitary towel unflushed in the toilet and blood everywhere the place looked like a crime scene. Horrible. Told him in the morning and he was just so casual about it, " I aint had sex in 6 months needed to break the curse". Some may call these antics "lads" however I refer to them as HIV positive. Haha

Na that was his sister, think she gave him $40k and in the whole season they made less than 20. Seems kinda pointless keep having a programme which is, money will run out tomorrow - and then never does. Dese guyz gt deep pokets!

Couldn't sleep last night so ended up watching the first 3 episodes. Its really, really bad, but so really really good. Like I don't think I'll stop watching because I want to know what happens! The funniest thing was when that guys wife came down started bitching at him, they actually stated working lol

Torrenting it now, better be sick.

That was f**king sickkkk

Na I didn't shout I'm not a hormonal mess. Allow let her cool off first

Oh shit here we go. I'm going on holiday for a week and wont see her for 2 weeks. She's "not trying to guilt me" about it, but just f**king complains everyday. She broke her phone today and was so understandably annoyed, she asked me to call so I did, she shouted at me for over half an hour about shit that there was nothing I could do anything about. I was like "just calm down and stop shouting at me" so she was like "I just want to be angry and shout" so I said "WHY THE f**k DID YOU WANT ME TO CALL THEN" and hung up...... oh shitttttttttt haha

The problem with getting an extension (when I was looking) that to post the forks too and from a custom shop - £15 each way = £30 + custom work + the risk. Just works out easier getting new forks. You can get away with your steerer being a couple of cm off the top of your stem, I ran mine barely on the steerer for ages, it wobbled occasionally but............. was cheaper

What I do know is that if you drop your phone into a tin of paint THAT f**ks the headphone jack massively when it dries. Sure you aint just got some dirt stuck in there?

Sorry I haven't read the entire thread but my over simplistic opinion is this. Why the f**k would you risk hundreds of millions of pounds taking over the NHS to be non-profit..... it makes no sense. I don't think it can be a good idea anyway you look at it.

That T-Pro is epic for learning on. Still I sold one 4 years ago for £150, but thats probably the lowest a good starter bike in not bad nick will be worth.

Not really much to discuss. If Bolt runs as fast as he can he will win. If something wrong happens its probably Blakes......

What do you call a man floating down a river with no arms or legs? Bob What do you call a man with no arms or legs lying on the floor? Matt What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dug What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Dugless What do you call a man who can't stand? Neil

Mark your actually in the vid taking the pic of Nick when he did that super tech half pedal up to rail! Wierd! haha

Twas this ride: I'd just ruptured my spleen so filmed the day! Haha