Mark W

Good luck getting to brain-level using the aforementioned tools. The point still stands anyway, although I guess I should add you can give it a bloody good go at changing someone's personality using the medium of flame.

From experience, it is possible to totally change someone's haircut in under 10 seconds using only tools such as: A can of Lynx. A cigarette lighter. However, it isn't possible to totally change someone's personality in under 10 seconds using only tools such as: A can of Lynx. A cigarette lighter.

Most of those views will be taken up by people coming into this thread to see if the latest retards have taken MrMonkey's posts seriously and written some kind of damning counter-arguement, usually along the lines of: "You sick f**k. I hate you." Another day, another 'tard replies to Monkey :)

You frame whore you :(

The sound waves are still there. The only variable in the situation of a tree falling and there being someone there and a tree falling and no-one being there is the sound wave receptor (i.e. your ear). The absence of this doesn't change the impact creating sound waves. If a tree falls in the forest, and no-ones around, how would they know a tree had fallen over in the forest anyway?

Here he is (dammit Dave, putting that up just before me :()...

No, I haven't. But I'm guessing it's probably going to be along the lines of "Because Deng says he'll steal their wives and kill their children/goat"...

SuperS*** Parkinson got here today from Ben Lee :) Rides really nice, change from the Shorty McShort-Short Federal. Rides really nicely on ramp, and for everything basically... The Federal was a silver frame, and it had black parts 'cos they went well. Now though I've got a black frame and it's well stealth/goth :) Got a dodgy bald Holy Roller up front ('til I put my 2.1 V-Monster back on), and a knackered (two holes in the side of the tyre covered up with plastic) Elm Street tyre on the back. Elm Street's well nice, but the Holy Roller is arse. This is Matt Hudson's WTP Thrillseeker too, just so he's got his say :(

Mathuds0 and I were out having a BMX session tonight in town, when two very nasty men told me that I should "Get a life", and that Matt should "Get a girlfriend and get a hair cut." We were very upset, and ran home crying.

If they are actually their bodies, they must've used a shit load of tape to 'conceal' various elements, judging from what they looked like last time I saw them :-

To be honest, I can't really be arsed explaining what I mean any more... Let's just agree to disagree and all that fag stuff...

In comparison to, say, the Vinco or the Caiso, the Belaey is just a sprayed Levelboss. That is what I was getting at...

Every frame breaks. Basically, they ARE different frames. Don't really get why they can't use XTP geometry on the Levelboss though? Seeing as most of their pros who don't have sig. frames ride XTP's of some kind? 'cept Kenny Belaey... Obviously didn't have much imagination on the go when they told him he could have any frame he wanted...

Auto-Mod Please use the bike pic thread, all the info you need is in the first post.

Auto-Mod Please use the bike pic thread, all the info you need is in the first post.

Mine would probably just be: It's the internet. Deal with it.

If that's the BB that came with it, I'm not surprised. The one Onza product I hate are their BB's. They're just shockingly bad. Weak as anything. On the plus side, your's actually fitted a pair of cranks. Mine came so short with the frame kit I couldn't actually get any cranks on without ring/freewheel rubbage...

Same as those 3 14-year-olds who raped that 11-year-old girl, then sent the video which they recorded on their mobiles to loads of people in school. Fortunately, they're all so stupid they do stuff like this, get put in prison, and therefore it's harder for them to reproduce (what with all the arse-raping going on), so it means there's less of 'em around. Scorio. Mark

Fair enough dude, wasn't having a dig :D

Er... and? Pete's generally wrong about stuff, and he's probably wrong in this case. Claiming a chainstay lenght that can easily be proved wrong by the first customer is unlikely, isn't it? And different depth tyres with different rims would significantly alter the 'look' of it. So yeah, I don't really give a shit if Pete's bike has 2mm stays. That BB yoke Pete's made is going to die, basically, but no doubt it'll have some Petey magic in it so it'll work fine :D Mark

Wondercups for the Parkinson got here yesterday, which was nice :D Just gotta bosh all the stuff on it and ride. Managed to blow up a Primo V-Monster today (two holes, from a horriiiiiiiific hang up on a hop->manual up some steps), and all my spares are sorta raped. Used some plastic from Renthal grip packaging to bodge over two holes in a 3-hour old Elm Street tyre that died between the rim-lock bit and the main tyre. Ordered a Path tyre anyway to replace it, so that'll be here Tuesday with a bit of luck/love... Anyone used the Odyssey Elementary stem?

Jeez, I can still remember loads of "Libor Karas' World Tour!". That certainly won the Mark award for Dodgiest Video, narrowly beating "Gedda Grip!"...

175mm cranks make me spuff. Easy to kick (like 18:13), but you still get all the power of 18:12. I really don't get why mod riders always seem to limit themselves to fecking tiny 158mm cranks... Ah well, amazing for me so screw everyone else I get :D

No, the tiny area of glass the fly hits is what takes the impact, therefore because it isn't 100% rigid, that particular area of glass bends back a little. Then, the shockwaves as it 'springs' back into place and a little too far forward (Because of the way it springs back it doesn't just go back to normal, obviously) mean that it's technically going faster than the train. So in answer to the question: Yes, a fly can stop a tiny, tiny amount of glass on the very front of the train (assuming it hits the window. Exchange "glass" for "metal" if you mean the other part), but not the actual train itself.

I've made my choice. Guess what it was ;)"