future orange 660 Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 simpsons finished ?an event like that is a brilliant ice breaker though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakers O'Toole Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 On the floor of my hotel room while my bro was going at it with a bird on the bed. She was 2 years older than me and i was so nervous i went down on her to pass some time but i had no idea what i was really supposed to be doing. A great intro to sex and a great holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 (edited) I was 14 with my gf at the time we had been going out 6months and she had a powercut...well enought said, im sure you know the rest.The life support machine turned off?! You sick, sick man My wang was all ready to go,until it got near the glory hole, and then I couldn't get a boner for like half an hour...was a right b*****d+went at it for about an hour and I didnt even come! was too busy thinking woooohoooooo!!!!That pretty much sums up my first time disaster Edited February 19, 2008 by Jolfa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Oh no, a girls reading the topic. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_gap girl Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 I'm in the process of waiting. The stage of trying to pull has yet to occur. Nice girls do not exist round here. They probably do, but are too scared to venture outdoors because of the gangs of chavvy twats everywhere.Meh, pub on Friday, everyone knows that a pub in the countryside is the best place to pull. EDIT: Sounds like I have never tried, well I havn't, you need an oppourtunity to try to pull, but round here, there are no parties, no clubs, only countryside, food type pubs.Hummm i don't know you know... countryside, i thought it would be a case of rolling around in some hay bails with the farmers daughter? haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavyn. Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Then getting shot by the farmer when he finds out. Mine was when I was on holiday with an italian bird, I thought I was doing pretty well but she didn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Smith Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 (edited) same man just turn gay or turn to the grim world of beastiality Hummm i don't know you know... countryside, i thought it would be a case of rolling around in some hay bails with the farmers daughter? haha!or a field full of sheep! joke Edited February 19, 2008 by ANDY-MBK-RIDER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 I was 20, gf's bed, 2 days after i actully met her. Lasted longer than i thought i would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 In a strange twist of grace, I was pretty sober and so was the girl, we only met that day and she came to stay at mine, all went pretty smooth to be honest.Probably the best pre-sex head I've ever had, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 I'm in the process of waiting. The stage of trying to pull has yet to occur. Nice girls do not exist round here. They probably do, but are too scared to venture outdoors because of the gangs of chavvy twats everywhere.Meh, pub on Friday, everyone knows that a pub in the countryside is the best place to pull. EDIT: Sounds like I have never tried, well I havn't, you need an oppourtunity to try to pull, but round here, there are no parties, no clubs, only countryside, food type pubs.Well, you're near some field...just flag down a passing car and say someones been hurt...See you on Crimewatch! And don't tell girls your nickname is Donkey/Muel...You'll only let them down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 And don't tell girls your nickname is Donkey/Muel...You'll only let them down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Blimey..so many years ago lolWas pretty short and sweet though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 haha thinking about it, I remember looking at my watch thinking right... GOT TO LAST at least 20 mins! as mentioned earlier I never came in the end but ive remembered some amusing things which happened, Firstly her phone rang about 5 times in a row - shes like Ive got to answer it might be important (bit of a drama queen or what?) so shes on top, on the phone like "seriously... ill call you back" which i found amusing. then my f**kin dog started barking for some reason and scared he was going to wake everyone up I had to go let him out in the garden, got back to the bedroom and she'd put her top back on, sadly the moment had passed LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex.loves.boys Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 first attemtp had a rageing nob on and then as soon as i went to stick it in FLOPNext timee.g tomrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Duck Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 (edited) Edit: Bit harsh...Pretty un-thrilling though Edited February 19, 2008 by Quackers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Thomson Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Haha i had the splendour of using a ""McCondom"...Yes it was whiskey flavoured...No she's not pregnant... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Duck Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Yes it was whiskey flavoured...Mmmmm yummy. Sounds very classy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben@LeicesterTrials Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Was awesome!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomR Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 First time was good, went downhill from there. Alcohol can be a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Pretty short.And painful, for her.I think that's par for the course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 First time was good, went downhill from there. Alcohol can be a bad thing. Pretty much sums it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 I’m the one on the left! It was a great experience!Craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 (edited) man just turn gay or turn to the grim world of beastiality How about, no!Hummm i don't know you know... countryside, i thought it would be a case of rolling around in some hay bails with the farmers daughter? haha!I wish, all the farmers daughters I know are either too old, taken or out of my league.Then getting shot by the farmer when he finds out.Doesn't happen much, I've only seen a farmer wave his gun at me once, I was XCing my way through his field at the time.or a field full of sheep! joke It was a field full of sheep.And don't tell girls your nickname is Donkey/Muel...You'll only let them down Too late, the only people I know that call me Samuel are from college, and they are starting to call me Muel with an increasing regularity.I don't think any of the local birds know my real name is Samuel, one was really shocked when I told her a while back. I have a funny feeling that I am going to be TFs next Simon, (I think it was Simon), didn't get close until uni?Well, definately not until I leave this place. The smell of manure kind of dampens the spirit somewhat. Edited February 20, 2008 by El Muelio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 I don't think any of the local birds know my real name is Samuel, one was really shocked when I told her a while back. "muel... *blank look* samuel... *blank look* i don't see the connection "hehehe i can imagine some dumbass girls saying that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavyn. Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 (edited) Doesn't happen much, I've only seen a farmer wave his gun at me once, I was XCing my way through his field at the time.TBF riding through his field and shagging his daughter are slightly different. Edited February 20, 2008 by G4vyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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