Joe Papasnap Maher Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 I once payed a mate £10 to come the clinic with me (hed been tested clean 2 weeks prior, and hadnt thrown his sausage down the hallway since),and to swap numbers for the number to be texted on with your results, just so that my girlfriend wouldnt know that id got anything, and id get it sorted out before she found out. I went for a piss whilst having sex in the shower once.TITS, JUST MASSIVE.every time i ride down the road i wish a car would total me.every time i drive i wish id lose controlevery time i catch the train theirs nothing more than i want for it to tip off the rails. i really wonder if its worth all this hassleim not havin any sort of fun with it.I had sex with a 46 year old Thai prostitue in a shower and could hear my mate getting spanked in the next room by a young Filipino bird. Best£30 i ever spent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-Addy A3 Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 There's no way this isn't Fat Pants.Copied from SP, read like 8 pages lolSam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jitters Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Internet confessions. I'm sure they're all for real too.Ok, I'll admit I read a few of them and laughed.Ooooh, I feel much better now that I got that off my chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Thibeau Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 i was at my cousins house a few years ago and shes like 13 and we were just hanging out and i noticed she had huge tits for her age so i played my cards and got a bj the next week and jizzed on her tits. i felt so bad after. cuz i told her we were gonna get married and shit. havent talked to her since.I laughed sooo hard lolWho ever submitted that is awsome ahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 I once got my shlong out for a girl on webcam, but i accidentally clicked the cam icon on another msn window. It was a TF member. He said WTF!!!???. I closed the cam and the window and blocked him. He's never said anything since.Women having sex with each other makes good telly.Im scared ill never become anything in life, im scared im gonna end up a lonely binman with a drug problem.im getting fat.f**k i hate my self atm.I'm straight, but I fantasize about sex with guys.I had sex with two different guys while with my (female) ex.Since then I've done shit with some more guys despite not really liking it, and having several female sexual partners.This usually happens while drunk.I would love to know why I do this.my mate and i were exploring each other when we were both 12. but i need to point out he first looked at mine and it just went from thereadam griffins a dikI was once jacking off in my room when the cat strolled in, he came right up and startedsniffing my balls, i couldnt get rid of him so i picked him up and shoved a condom on... i rammed my big juicy rod up his arse and f**ked him till i came, feel real guilty cos he died two days later!I think I can design websites and do coding, but I just don't know anythingabout it. I come along and act all hard because I want someone on TF tolove me. The unfortunate thing is that because of me being annoyingtowards people, many of the people on the forum now hate me to an extentthat I will never recover. Weight weenie for life. <3 XxEvery once in a while, i wank over gay porn to see if I'm gay,Im between the ages of 11 to 16 not giving a specific age forobvious reasons. It seems to make it take longer. But i don'treally see much of a difference. I was told people who are lessafraid to try more gay things are more positive about theway they feel about them selves, this true?I wank to my ex girlfriend on facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 adam griffins a dikI have to disagree. So seriously, he told me if i didn't, he would beat me up.Naa I'm kidding, he seems alright to me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Haha, one guess as to who sent that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 I know, soo obvious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Haha, these are funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Haha, these are funny.What one you laughing at..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 I think I can design websites and do coding, but I just don't know anythingabout it. I come along and act all hard because I want someone on TF tolove me. The unfortunate thing is that because of me being annoyingtowards people, many of the people on the forum now hate me to an extentthat I will never recover. Weight weenie for life. <3 XxThink this could be more funny, a few key facts about yourself then guess the perso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 What one you laughing at..?I said these, so... not one in particular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Only just seen this : adam griffins a dikHow mature of you, Nick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Only just seen this : How mature of you, Nick.How wrong you are dick face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 I think you should all forgive Callum.I f**king dont hahahah. i lie about sex and girls and i spend to much money on bikes and shit i don't use to justify myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george_seamons Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Fat Pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Fat Pants? 200% LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 i like to wear my mates mums thongs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDoom Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 http://jforjustice.co.uk/banksters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Who the hell f**ked the cat? Thats sick and if its a lie.... its still sickWho does that kinda thing!Sounds like you're covering for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aener Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDoom Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 http://jforjustice.co.uk/banksters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 I'm in love with Fatmike. Seriously. Oh yeah, and no one knows I'm gay.Nick pyke is a dikWhen I was 17 my employer changed my contract so I no longer got double time for overtime. I'd been getting it for three years so this annoyed me somewhat. Over the course of three months I put loads of refunds through the computer system and screwed them to the sum of £3,000. I spent 99% of it on pot. I very nearly got caught more than once.I moved school at quite a young age. From having plenty of friends at primary school, then moving to this strange place with new faces none of which I knew. The first day was scary, being extremely shy in the presence of all these strangers. I was called to the head masters office just to be introduced and welcomed… while waiting outside the office I asked the receptionist where the toilet was. I wondered through the door marked with the “boys toilet” sign. In the corner was a strange white urinal. I did my business and used the strange flush on it. Being young and nosey in this strange new place I opened another door in the room. To my horror I realized I wasn’t in the boys toilet and that I had just pissed into the water fountain that was part of the boys cloak room. Needless to say I kept this to myself and never did drink out of that fountain!! Returning to my class after the rather splendid introduction from the head master one boy sat next to me and started speaking to me. After a few minutes he went to get something and another boy at my table told me he was a trouble maker and not to trust him. The friendly boy returned, speaking away and making me feel welcome. He asked me where I lived at the end of the day to which I told him the wrong address… haha I taught that trouble maker a lesson. The next day at school he was quite gutted that an old person answered the door and informed him it was the wrong address as to which everyone at my table laughed their heads off. Turns out he was actually a nice lad and that the boy who said he wasn’t was the real trouble maker. Just thought I would share my wee confession of my first day at my new school! I SHOWED THEM ALL!My grandad's car was half parked in the garage, and he had just fitted an electronic garage door closing thing.Naturally as a 7 year old I felt inclined to play with the button to close it, which it did, leaving a huge dent across the roof of his car.Still feel kinda bad about it.i fancy my mates mum, i wanna bone her and all like.I have sex with underage children and im 26 yrs old.. i was a virgin till i was 23Im close to giving up.Wanna talk about it?? Pm me.on a ride once, about 7-8 of us stayed at a riders house for the night, and i kinda took his sisters virginity in a room full of smelly riders. ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 (edited) Edited at request Edited February 3, 2009 by ™Adam-Griffin™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Yellow Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 loling so hard at some of these. blantently some are fake though...but damn that refund on £3k's worth is hardcore!! keep going son as long as you don't get caught..steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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