Davetrials Posted March 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 (edited) My face hurts from loling. Edited March 31, 2009 by The Joker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Im in a right pickle, im with one girl atm, but im madly in love with my ex, its unbelivable how much i love her, today i was in one of the places she works, but in a different part of the countryand i was sat there crying as it did nthing but remind me of her, im in such a shit place atm.i have no idea what to do, i want to spend the rest of my life with my ex.Got to explain the situation that the ex is in (ie is she seeing someone else?), if advice is what your looking for dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Im in a right pickle, im with one girl atm, but im madly in love with my ex, its unbelivable how much i love her, today i was in one of the places she works, but in a different part of the countryand i was sat there crying as it did nthing but remind me of her, im in such a shit place atm.i have no idea what to do, i want to spend the rest of my life with my ex.Allen, man the f**k up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Do you feel anything for you current lady friendis ur ex seeing some one, how would your ex take it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Bike trials is the only thing i have....im a social reject.i cry about it quite alot but feel i cant change how my life is.people on the forum are baisicly my only friends. i have none out side trials.even though i have made some real cool mates on the forum i still cant help but feel all on my own.i find the only way to escape the feeling of being on my own is self harm..drugs and alcahol.ive tried to kell my self 4 times with pills never seem to do the job. only time im happy is when i ride or when im out with you lot.i dont like who i am. i even talk to my self to keep my self company.i want to die before my parents they are old in their 60;s because when they go i really really will be on my own.....i know its a selfish thing .i just want to be a normal person so much x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Cheer up Glen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 how would your ex take it?She take's it preety well to be fair, up for owt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 anal sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Cheer up GlenYou b*****d, I was planning that exact reply as I read that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 when i was about 18 i got chatting to a middle aged woman after a night out drinking one thing led to another and we ended up going to a public toilet to shag she was a little chubby and not in the slightest bit attractive.. anyway she was on top while i sat on the toilet seat, we didnt even use a condom after i came i pulled out and pulled my trousers up i felt a warm sensation all down my legs and crotch thinking shed pissed on me i pushed past here, but she tripped and ended up sat on the floor looking confused i then went outside the cubicle and pissed all over the floor under the door because i thoguht shed pissed on me i dont know why i did it but i did anyway, it wasnt until i got home that i realised that my legs and pants were covered in piss but only a little bit on my jeans so i quicly realised that id actually just shagged her, pissed myself and then pissed all over her and to top it all off ive probably got some kind of std and/or a child too my dirtiest secret i think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamWood! Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Lmfao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 i some times put my finger in my bum when i have a wankThats old, everyone by a certain age has tried this id assume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 I for one haven't, and don't intend to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Do it, theres a whole new world. I was introduced to it without consent haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 I was looking for your shoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 feels the same as having a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 I love having a shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 I love having a shitBut would you love it re-entering you that's the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 It's your very own brown narnia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Is that from Russel Brand?But would you love it re-entering you that's the question.As long as it comes back out, i'd assume so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Is that from Russel Brand?As long as it comes back out, i'd assume so.Yer but would u like this feeling while been blown? its not a turn on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Any new updates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Metcalfe Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 (edited) LOLLLLLLLLLLLEDIT: Just Read This Whole Thread Again Edited April 17, 2009 by Danny Metcalfe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 just read from the start of the jade goody jokesso f**king funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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