JD™ Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Lost mine at 15. way to go for you)stick to my plan, it always worked.I'm 16 and i had like 15 GF. so I know what I'm advisingI'm in a relationship now. 2 year anniversary this summer.But i must confess i cheat sometimes :$So basically you've been in this relationship since you were 14, meaning the other 14 girlfriends were before then? I'd say anything before 16 hardly matters anyway to be honest. As said (but in nicer ways), stop bigging yourself up - you just make yourself sound like a dick.On topic, just keep it simple. You're not going to spend the rest of your life with her, so make it an experience both of you can enjoy without pressure or anything. If she's invited you to her place it's because that's what she wants to do - why make it harder by not going with those plans? Take a DVD and a rose and just enjoy your time together. If she doesn't have eats planned then order a pizza, if she's above enjoying a takeaway pizza by 14 then she's not worth the hassle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 if she's above enjoying a takeaway pizza by 14 then she's not worth the hassle.Anyone who is above eating a takeaway pizza is not worth the hassle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan S Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 So basically you've been in this relationship since you were 14, meaning the other 14 girlfriends were before then? I'd say anything before 16 hardly matters anyway to be honest. As said (but in nicer ways), stop bigging yourself up - you just make yourself sound like a dick.On topic, just keep it simple. You're not going to spend the rest of your life with her, so make it an experience both of you can enjoy without pressure or anything. If she's invited you to her place it's because that's what she wants to do - why make it harder by not going with those plans? Take a DVD and a rose and just enjoy your time together. If she doesn't have eats planned then order a pizza, if she's above enjoying a takeaway pizza by 14 then she's not worth the hassle.since 15.I wont tell anything else since it's really kinda silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 since 15.I wont tell anything else since it's really kinda silly. It really doesn't make a difference, so I don't know why I'm bothering but for some reason you nitpicking on that is annoying me. You say it's 2 years in summer, right? And you're 16 now, right? So you were only just 15 when you started going out with this girl you love so much that you cheat 'sometimes' on. It doesn't really make any difference to my point whether you were 14 or 15, you still sound like a dick.But at least you've stopped doing this))))))))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 But at least you've stopped doing this)))))))))Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan S Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 (edited) sound like a dick.You heard how a dick sounds?Had it before? Did you like it? Edited February 11, 2009 by Dan S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 You heard how a dick sounds?Had it before? Did you like it? Thank you so much for helping prove my point even further. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 In that case, I suggest a nice little dinner somewhere, as i said before, make sure you book, take a little present along aswell, just something small, and you'll look a douche if you dont offer to pay. That is total bullshit, if a girl im with doesn't offer to pay im going to f**k her off. I will pay for us both (even if she offers), but if its expected then that girl can f**k off, its just going to lead to more and more later onShh!Dude! she reads this forum..well, she don't, but, hey ho.Yeah you complain about that comment but the hammer beating, rohypnol giving or cow heart gifting advice is fine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 There's a bit of a difference between what 15 year old girls expect from her boyfriend and what a girl my age expects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carter Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Buy a cows heart and seal it in a tupperware box and give it to her and scream, "THIS IS A REPRESENTATION OF MY FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU". This way you have all your bases covered, both good and bad.LMFAO, classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 There's a bit of a difference between what 15 year old girls expect from her boyfriend and what a girl my age expects.Is that why 15 year old girls are so easy to please? You heard how a dick sounds?Had it before? Did you like it?I chuckled heartily. C'mon man, this dudes Russian and he's wittier (granted at a fairly low level ) than a good deal of the English nobs on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tom Booth Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Truth from Mack there. If the lass expects EVERYTHING to be payed for then she aint worth shit. With my current girlfriend we share paying for stuff, like if we go to the cinema I'll pay for tickets and she pays for drinks etc. I offer to pay for bit's an bob's but she gets annoyed when I pay for everything. That's how it should be in my eye's....Yeah, take a pizza round and a good film or something, your both only 14, so a full on dinner out just seems abit to foward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 We're going out on Friday 13th, because its cheaper and the resturant we want to go to has a better menu. She's paying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigamac Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 This thread well to long for me to bother reading. But give the excuse you don't have much money?Then buy Small box of chocolates, couple of roses and some thing small?Thats what i've done apart from i actually don't have much money. But neither has she so i don't get anything from her. Or even try pizza hut if got money.Pizza always a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Just go somewhere you can have a nice quiet afternoon with her, and make sure you put her white stick in a place where no one will trip over it.Or, just get your brother to shave his pubes and face, and get him to do all the leg work, he looks enough like you.Am I really that ugly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwalker Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Yes, and there's nothing that can be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 It's Rob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwalker Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 It's Rob.ll try and find an old picture, and we can then go ahead and compare . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 SMASH HER GASH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 SMASH HER GASHRAM HER CLAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Sexually frustrated anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Now..Compare!I could get a better one what looks more like him, but i really cant seem to find it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigamac Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 That is so alike! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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