MMMM-JASON Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Being eaten alive feet up by a cannibal or rape to death by a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Being eaten alive feet up by a cannibal or rape to death by a horse. Lolmrhands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Being bored to death by having a conversation with Gordan Brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beigemaster Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Here is a whole list of nasty ways which (to be honest) make drowning look easy. A particularly nasty one is the "Death by Elephant" method where (just for the giggles) they get the elephant to tear each limb off before crushing you. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 For me it would have to be immersion in acid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroMatt Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Can't imagine being disemboweled would be too nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 torture. starting with thumb screws. f**k that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-BAD Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 being tortured, but paralysed so you cant do anything about it... some law abiding citizen shizzle right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beigemaster Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Think we may have a winner: Scaphism, also known as the boats, was an ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death. The name comes from the Greek word skaphe, meaning "scooped (or hollowed) out". The naked person was firmly fastened within a back-to-back pair of narrow rowing boats (or a hollowed-out tree trunk), with the head, hands, and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing severe diarrhea, and more honey would be rubbed on his body in order to attract insects to the exposed appendages. He or she would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects, which would eat and breed within his or her exposed and increasingly gangrenous flesh. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that dehydration or starvation did not provide him or her with the release of death. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days. In other recorded versions, the insects did not eat the person; biting and stinging insects such as wasps, which were attracted by honey on the body, acted as the torture. Death by scaphism was painful, humiliating, and protracted. Plutarch writes in his biography of Artaxerxes that Mithridates, sentenced to die in this manner for killing Cyrus the Younger, survived 17 days before dying.[1] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 recent incident happened to a girl in the year above me (shared a class with her) she was in a car accident the other person in the car (don't know who was driving/passenger ) died on impact with the bridge, the other survived that but the car had landed in water and they found her half out of the car, she'd drowned (not been flung out). i'd hate too see my best mate die + have to bail on them + drown after scaphing sounds prety rank tbf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence--Trials Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Hit in the face with a super burnt piece of toast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Youtube Video -> ">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Being skinned alive and dropped into a vat of vinegar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_Trials Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 HAHA the spoon thing was epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew C Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Youtube Video -> ">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe O'Connor Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 That, fine sir, is the logo for WINRAR. Oh, why thank you then. I don't want to get so old that I end up being looked after by other people, am in constant pain from arthritis, and slowly die of natural causes. That would be shit. I want to die in a ball of flames/skydiving accident, some time in my late 50s. Being old wouldnt bes too bad, because you can boost around in a mobility scooter and yell at all the "kids these days". Thats what Im looking foward to, Im going to be the grumpiest old guy ever! Because old's can get away from it Also, falling down a huge, but not very steep that has lots of sharp rocks and die by that. DAMN that would hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Being on your own and having a group of big bears surround you and rip you to shreds. They say saftey comes in numbers, try telling that to six million jews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Being stabbed repeatedly with a 5 inch hypodermic needle with focus on the eyes and testicles. Yay agony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh barker Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 each and every bone on your body being seperatly removed from you alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 each and every bone on your body being seperatly removed from you alive The shock would kill you pretty damn quickly, some of you guys are really putting effort into this IS its sickening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh barker Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 The shock would kill you pretty damn quickly, some of you guys are really putting effort into this IS its sickening. start off with small bones then work your way up in size lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 For me it has to be drowning. Have you ever even got a little bit of water in your lungs? How painful is that? Now times it by all your lungs. f**k. That. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_Trials Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Tie your arms and legs to 4 tractors, make them all accelerate different ways till your hands and feet rip off after dislocating. Drag you along a motorway with a car (your on the floor) Then be drowned in a tub of vinegar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 I like the way you think you'd survive the first one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliemod Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 I like the way you think you'd survive the first one I don't think he does, I think he's just naming different ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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